News - Page 59

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Budweiser Too Good For Drunken Pilots All Of A Sudden
Tuesday, November 6 by

Way to betray your fanbase, Budweiser.

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Christmas Comes Early With ‘Silent Night’ Trailer
Tuesday, November 6 by

Why am I just finding out now that this movie is awesome?

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Behold ‘The Baby With The Iron Fists’
Monday, November 5 by

That kid is going to be tough to ground.

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Nicolas Cage Lends His Veneer Intellectual Group To ‘The Expendables 3′
Monday, November 5 by

Daddy needs a new castle.

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John Cusack Obvious Choice For Lead In Rush Limbaugh Biopic
Monday, November 5 by

It’s fitting seeing as they both need a hit.

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‘Mythbusters’ Will Put ‘Breaking Bad’ Events To The Test
Friday, November 2 by

Breaking Busted.

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‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Sensibly Wants Jamie Foxx To Portray Electro
Thursday, November 1 by

But will he make a good lightning guy?

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Adjust Nerd Boners To Ouch: Tricia Helfer & Katee Sackhoff Made A Calendar
Thursday, November 1 by

Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.

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Darth Vader Plans His Takeover Of The Magic Kingdom
Thursday, November 1 by

Who to choke the air out of first?

Should I ask if I can crash in his plot for a few days until my rent check clears, or would that be tacky?
We Still Haven’t Gotten Around To Burying ‘The Jeffersons’ Star Sherman Hemsley
Tuesday, October 30 by

This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”

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Nick Offerman Is ‘Axe Cop’
Tuesday, October 30 by

Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

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Frank Grillo Confirmed To Dress Silly In ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’
Tuesday, October 30 by

Every actor’s dream.

He looks...overwhelmed.
NBC Is Not Going Forward With The Dwight Schrute Spinoff
Tuesday, October 30 by

Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.

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Bruce Willis Causes Massive Property Damage: The Supercut
Monday, October 29 by

Some people just can’t have nice things.

Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

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Adult Swim Picks Up Dan Harmon Series
Monday, October 29 by

Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.

Don't let the pudgy, doughy facade fool you. This guy was a bastard.
Noted Historical Scholar RZA Will Direct A Genghis Khan Biopic
Monday, October 29 by

RZA’s involvement in any film project makes it much more palatable.

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Joss Whedon Shows His Support For Mitt Romney
Monday, October 29 by

Mitt Romney might not approve this message.

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Even Brian Baumgartner Is Getting His Own Post-’Office’ Show
Friday, October 26 by

It’s not about life at the Post Office.

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‘Halloween’ With Mike Myers As Michael Myers
Friday, October 26 by

Yeah, baby! Yeah!!

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Now It’s Time For Arnold Schwarzenegger To Reboot ‘Conan’
Friday, October 26 by

I’m holding out for a Conan vs. The Terminator film.

I'll give someone a nickel if they can sort of convince me they met Yeti in a bar one time.
Spike TV Offering $10MM To Anyone Who Can Prove The Existence Of Bigfoot
Thursday, October 25 by

I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.

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Brilliant But Cancelled: The 1980′s ‘Exorcist’ Sitcom Spin-Off
Thursday, October 25 by

Kids say the darndest things.

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Stephen Colbert Has An Offer For Donald Trump
Thursday, October 25 by

I would also like to pitch in.

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Eli Roth Showed Amazonians Their First Movie
Thursday, October 25 by

Hint: It wasn’t ‘The Wizard Of Oz’.

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Nick Offerman Offers Moustache Growing Tips
Wednesday, October 24 by

Eat your onions.

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Denny’s Is Offering Hobbit Breakfasts, Making Denny’s Customers Hobbits, As Best I Can Tell
Wednesday, October 24 by

One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.

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James Cameron Decides To Direct Not ‘Avatar’ Movies
Wednesday, October 24 by

Hopefully he’ll find a way to make it ridiculously expensive.

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CBS Bringing Us A Sitcom About Aging Grunge-Rocker Parents
Tuesday, October 23 by

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

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The Jolie-Pitt Kids Cast Alongside Angelina In ‘Maleficent’ Somehow
Tuesday, October 23 by

BREAKING: Hollywood might not be a meritocracy.