As usual, the question mark at the end means we have no idea what we are talking about.
“The best night in the history of the human race,” as the Hollywood Foreign Press likes to call it.
I’m going to ask that 99% of celebrities do this.
Get a room, you two.
Season 5 just premiered this week.
That Lisa Simpson and her piano are simply inseparable.
She’s worked with Britney Spears. Devil spawn should present no problem.
Like it or not.
If you’re a black female, congratulations, you’ve probably been hired by SNL recently.
The question mark means it might not be true, but it’s still cool enough to report.
In case you wanted to see that.
A big show of faith from the studio.
You had a nice run, ‘The Godfather II’.
Spoiler alert: He will be terse.
Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern should be more dead than their careers.
If ever there was pressure to be funny…
You can still submerse yourself in a 3D experience by looking away from your TV, phone or computer.
If you like smelling good and watching weirdo shit, have we got a product for you.
SHOCKER: They’re expensive.
That’s no way to treat a saint.
It’s the classy way to do it.
You can be a little excited about this. I SAID A LITTLE!
Dude, just buy a commemorative sweatshirt or something.
I wish they would just take the plot of ‘Reality Bites’, and remake it with superheroes.
Man, the networks are going to butcher this when they air it.
Watch your favorite celebrities trying to make that dollar.
The ‘Fresh Prince’ uncle was 68.
Pay attention, Jeremy Lin.