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That's one handsome couple.
James Franco Now Making Art From His Webcam, This Time, A Justin Bieber Cover
Wednesday, January 9 by

Full disclosure: I did not watch this.

I vote "funny."
Funny Or Die Gets Deal To Bring You A Ton Of Movies
Wednesday, January 9 by

I choose death.

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Don’t Play: ‘Django Unchained’ Action Figures Causing Uproar
Wednesday, January 9 by

Thankfully they aren’t talking action figures.

Got me felling kinda...you know...blue.
New ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes Will Be ‘Very Different’, And Therefore, Bad
Wednesday, January 9 by

Here they go again. On their own.

Who was the first airbender? Probably Jesus.
M. Night Shyamalan To Offer His Own ‘Twist’ On A TV Series
Tuesday, January 8 by

WORDPLAY.

Here it is in its blurry glory.
‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Gets Its Own Beer
Tuesday, January 8 by

But it’s willing to share with you.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Passes Up Marvel For Johnny Depp’s Sloppy Second ‘Sin City’ Seconds
Tuesday, January 8 by

Title makes sense if you read the article.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Inception’
Tuesday, January 8 by

You really shouldn’t need us to point out the sh*ttiness of ‘Inception’.

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R.I.P. ‘Snakes On A Plane’ Director David R. Ellis
Tuesday, January 8 by

The director passed away on location in South Africa.

Ugh. He should be "crucified" for the nerd-chic look.
Brad Pitt To Play The Man Who Sentenced Jesus To Death
Monday, January 7 by

It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.

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Al Roker Pooped His Pants At The White House
Monday, January 7 by

Also known as “pulling a Reagan.”

Classis Huell. Not to be confused with Saul Goddman's bodyguard, who is large and black, but also named Huell.
Huell Howser, Public TV Staple, Dies At 67
Monday, January 7 by

Pour out some California orange juice.

Why so angry, lizard?
Frank Darabont Is Going To Rewrite The ‘Godzilla’ Movie
Monday, January 7 by

The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.

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There’s More Story To Tell: ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, January 7 by

The young ladies love some Leatherface.

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NBC Hopes They Don’t Cancel ‘Community’
Monday, January 7 by

They have a funny way of showing it.

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Billy On The Street & Will Ferrell Play ‘Would Drew Barrymore Like That?’
Friday, January 4 by

America’s favorite game made all the better by SO. MUCH. YELLING.

Ice-T knows that look. Ice-T LOVES that look.
Venn Diagram Of ’30 Rock’, Ice-T, And Nancy Pelosi To Become One Beautiful Circle
Friday, January 4 by

If only televisions had a manner of being powered by sexual chemistry.

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TV Flashback: ‘Django Unchained’
Thursday, January 3 by

The film version is a bit of a departure.

I guess this sort of thing is sexy to old people.
‘Hawaii Five-0′ Is Running A Choose Your Own Ending Type Episode. But Can We Choose For All The Characters To Die?
Thursday, January 3 by

MORE LIKE ‘HAWAII FIVE-NO’.

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Vince Gilligan Tells Us What To Expect From The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale
Thursday, January 3 by

Will Walt get his happy ending?

He'll always have the hair.
Conan O’Brien Producing Sitcom With Worst Title Ever
Wednesday, January 2 by

Et tu, Conan?

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Samuel L. Jackson Tries To Make An Interviewer Say The N-Word
Wednesday, January 2 by

I just wanna hug him.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt In The Mix For ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Lead
Wednesday, January 2 by

Superhero team-up movies can’t be taken seriously without rumor of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s involvement.

And we salute you, Mr. Jay-Z.
Jay-Z Is Doing The Score For ‘The Great Gatsby’…Let’s Get Excited
Wednesday, January 2 by

Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.

These eyes...are judging...
Spike Lee Went Ahead And Decided ‘Django’ Is Racist And Awful Without Seeing It
Wednesday, January 2 by

Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.

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Justin Bieber Kinda Killed A Guy
Wednesday, January 2 by

General rule of thumb, don’t loan your Ferrari to rappers.

"Christmas, BITCH!"
New Holiday Classic Alert: ‘I’m Dreaming Of A Walter White Christmas’
Friday, December 28 by

Animate this immediately.

This is actually a picture of an Afghan hound, and no Adrien Brody. We're guessing less than .05% of our readers noticed the slight discrepancy.
Wes Anderson’s ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Adds The Luminous Starpower Of Tilda Swinton And Adrien Brody
Thursday, December 27 by

Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.

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‘Argo’ Rated Best Movie Of 2012
Thursday, December 27 by

Except for documentaries because those don’t count.

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The Worst Movies Of The Year Review Themselves
Thursday, December 27 by

Even Rihanna hated ‘Battleship’.