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Don't let the smiles fool you. These women are knee-deep in ambivalence.
NBC To Renew ‘Community’, ‘Parks’, and ’30 Rock’ But For Shorter Seasons
Wednesday, May 9 by

NBC wants you to know that they’ll give you your favorite shows back, but you’ll get less of them.

Apologies to Miss Jackson, but this isn't exciting news.
Andre 3000 Still Won’t Make An Outkast Album, But Will Play Jimi Hendrix In Biopic
Wednesday, May 9 by

It’s a step up from Gillette commercials, but not much of one.

Making...love.
‘The Vow’ Is Out On DVD
Wednesday, May 9 by

Fall in love all over again. Or for the first time, if you haven’t seen this.

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Watch Darth Maul Get Housed By A Baby
Tuesday, May 8 by

We all have our off days.

OLD DOGS
Masseur Sues John Travolta For Trying To Sex Him Up
Tuesday, May 8 by

Look who’s talking.

Things could get hairy.
‘Redneck Island’ Is A New Reality Show, And Stone Cold Steve Austin’s The Host
Monday, May 7 by

My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.

Because it's now rated "R," expect this character to be fully nude and ful of racist epithets.
‘Prometheus’ Gets An ‘R’ Rating, Which Is Awesome
Monday, May 7 by

“R” is short for “awesome.”

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‘Between Two Ferns: A Fairy Tale Of New York’ Puts Images You Don’t Want In Your Head
Friday, May 4 by

Zach Galifinakis asks the tough questions.

Well then why don't you marry it?
Louis C.K. Endorses Lena Dunham’s ‘Girls’
Friday, May 4 by

One for the ladies….

Pictured: Tim Burton and his personal assistant
Of Course He Does: Tim Burton Compares His ‘Batman’ Movies To Christopher Nolan’s
Thursday, May 3 by

Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.

They came from different worlds, but you know what? They made it work. And became friends along the way.
This ‘Perfect Strangers’ Video Game Fills Needs I Didn’t Even Know I Had
Thursday, May 3 by

I could put just about anything here, and you would wrongfully assume it was some obscure ‘Perfect Strangers’ reference. I’m not gonna do that to you.

If this is aspirational television, you should probably get your life in order.
How And Why Did HBO’s ‘Girls’ Become The Most Divisive TV Show In America After Two Tiny Episodes?
Friday, April 27 by

Carrie Bradshaw never had to deal with this bullshit.

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Plan Your Weekend: 85 Jennifer Love Hewitt GIFs
Wednesday, April 11 by

All hail TV’s most well-liked prostitute!!

Half-Man! Half-Man! Half-Man!
The Winner Of Our Best Of Westeros ‘Game Of Thrones’ Tournament Is?
Tuesday, March 20 by

Half-Man! Half-Man! Half-Man!

Final Match-Up
Best Of Westeros: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Tournament (Day 6 – Final)
Monday, March 19 by

The end is here!

Be funny, win stuff.
Caption This Pic For A Chance To Win $80 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Being Flynn’
Friday, March 16 by

Be funny, and you might win something…

Final Four!
Best Of Westeros: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Tournament (Day 5)
Friday, March 16 by

We’re down to the final four…

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‘Community’ Is Back! Rejoice With These 101 Animated GIFs
Thursday, March 15 by

Warning: boobs.

The Elite 8
Best Of Westeros: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Tournament (Day 4)
Thursday, March 15 by

We’re down to the elite eight…

Day 3 - Sweet 16
Best Of Westeros: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Tournament (Day 3)
Wednesday, March 14 by

The Sweet 16!

Next season on AMC's 'The Walking Dead'
It’s Come To This: Another ‘Garbage Pail Kids’ Movie
Tuesday, March 13 by

This is a transparent ploy for Razzie gold.

Day 2
Best Of Westeros: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Tournament (Day 2)
Tuesday, March 13 by

The epic battle continues, and by “epic” I mean “somewhat entertaining.”

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Warner Bros Now Going Steady With Ron Howard’s ‘The Dark Tower’
Tuesday, March 13 by

They make a cute couple.

I hope he rolls over Sheldon's foot.
Stephen Hawking Cameos On Big Bang Theory
Monday, March 12 by

Stephen Hawking is the new Zach Galifianakis.

In an effort to trump Foxworthy's announcement, Larry the Cable Guy endorsed Spriro Agnew, then shot out a snot rocket the size of my fist.
If You Support Mitt Romney, You Might Be A Redneck
Monday, March 12 by

Don’t shoot the messenger. This is Jeff Foxworthy’s fault.

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Find Out What It Takes To Work For The Internet In ‘Live Public’ Trailer
Monday, March 12 by

Not required: pants.

Opens April 13th.
Everybody Loves ‘The Cabin In The Woods’ And Wants To Have Its Babies
Monday, March 12 by

Is it possible for a Joss Whedon project to get a sequel?

When you play the 'Game of Thrones' bracket, you win or you die. Actually, you probably won't die.
Best Of Westeros: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Tournament
Monday, March 12 by

Show the world you’re still a virgin by voting for your favorite ‘Game of Thrones’ character!

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‘Robocop’ Reboot Release Reiterated
Saturday, March 10 by

Be sure not to schedule any TRON-themed parties for that weekend.

It's not like someone would speak ignorantly about something on Twitter, guys.
‘Breaking Bad’ Returns In July, Or So Says Bryan Cranston
Friday, March 9 by

Looks like bad *puts on sunglasses*…is about to be broken.