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It would be terrific if it was revealed that Alex's dad was Shillinger from 'Oz'.
Sesame Street Now Features A Muppet Who, Like You, Has A Parent In Jail
Tuesday, June 18 by

“Attempted molestation?!?!? Psssh. What is that? Either I molested her or I didn’t!”

A rare picture of Harmon looking oriented and rested.
Dan Harmon Not The Hugest Fan Of The ‘Community’ Season That Took Place Without Him
Monday, June 17 by

Eh, it really could have gone either way.

THIS PHOTO LOOKS REALLY FAKE.
Following ‘Superman’s Success, Sony Announces Dates For ‘Spider-Men’ 3 And 4
Monday, June 17 by

“Men” because it’s plural.

You know who would kill it in the role of "Chilean mining boss with outstretched arms?" Taylor Lautner.
Jennifer Lopez To Add Some Grittiness And Truth To Chilean Miner Drama ‘The 33′
Monday, June 17 by

She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.

Why does he look like a 'Buffy' character?
‘Superman’ Manages To Win The Hearts, If Not The Minds, Of America
Monday, June 17 by

Apparently our hearts are worth about $125 million over a four-day period.

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Matt Damon Wanted For Catholic Sex Scandal Movie
Monday, June 17 by

Sexy.

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Jackie Chan Knows What Jackie Chan’s Next Two Projects Will Be
Monday, June 17 by

Jackie Chan is pleased about this Jackie-Chan-related news.

Miss Hannigan!
Jay-Z And Will Smith Really Want Sandra Bullock In Their ‘Annie’ Remake
Friday, June 14 by

I’m still fuming about what that motorcycle man did to her.

Gervais is still rockin' that goatee, I guess.
New Muppet Film Has New Muppet Title
Friday, June 14 by

Not going to tell you what it is here, though.

So pensive...
Here Are Some Season 2 ‘The Newsroom’ Posters To Hang Up All Over Your Dorm Room
Friday, June 14 by

These things are hilarious.

Audiences are falling over themselves for this deal!
Would You Pay $50 For This ‘World War Z’ Ticket Deal?
Friday, June 14 by

For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.

How does Sandler not look like this these days? Answer: He does.
Adam Sandler Dabbling In The Supernatural With A Remake Of ‘Hello Ghost’
Friday, June 14 by

Shouldn’t it technically be ‘Hello, Ghost’?

Once they get to the fourth one, this guy's gonna be out of fuckin' fingers.
‘Smurfs 2′ Has Made $150 Million In Tie-Ins And Licensing
Thursday, June 13 by

And it’s not even out yet.

Sorry, rich folks.
ESPN Gives Up On 3D For Now
Thursday, June 13 by

They ball will no longer seem like it’s coming right at you.

I'm going to guess that he does well with ladies.
Pick Up Chicks With Superman
Thursday, June 13 by

Surely this couldn’t be the one thing he’s bad at.

My first credit card.
Now You Can Have A ‘Walking Dead’ Credit Card, To Serve As A Sort of Metaphor For Your Shoddy Credit History
Thursday, June 13 by

Scary.

Please let us see his ass in this one, too.
Arnold Schwarzenegger To Return As The Terminator
Thursday, June 13 by

They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.

Hit the road, Muppets.
Muppets Musical Will Give Muppets Fans Something New To Cheer/Piss And Moan About
Thursday, June 13 by

I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.

Smaller news than the J.J. Abrams thing.
‘Sex And The City’ Creator To Take On A Comedy From A Toddler’s Point Of View
Wednesday, June 12 by

The women from ‘Sex and the City’ were basically like 45 year-old toddlers.

Really makes ya think. Wait. No it doesn't.
Michael Bay Is Circling An Adaptation Of Video Game ‘Ghost Recon’
Wednesday, June 12 by

This headline is like Pavlov’s bell to Vin Diesel and/or Paul Walker.

It's a shame that bird thing never really took off.
Because It Looks Like Hipsters Aren’t Going Anywhere, IFC Renews ‘Portlandia’ For Two More Seasons
Wednesday, June 12 by

The hipster lifestyle is like the fountain of youth for comedy writers.

With Nathan Wind as Cochese
FOX Gets Rolling On A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Franchise
Tuesday, June 11 by

Because there are people in the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ target market that just can’t read.

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Because Fuse Is Evil, There Will Be An Insane Clown Posse TV Show
Tuesday, June 11 by

Two people is hardly a “posse.”

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Earlier Reports Were Wrong, THIS Is The Greatest Event In Television History
Friday, June 7 by

Please inform neighbors and loved ones.

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‘Archie’ Movie Adaptation In The Works Because Reasons
Friday, June 7 by

Oh, sugar.

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Gillian Jacobs Accepts Challenge To Act Believably In ‘Hot Tub Time Machine 2′
Friday, June 7 by

It’s the role every girl at Julliard dreams about.

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New ‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer: Just The Explosions Version
Thursday, June 6 by

Earth gets to’ up!

On the upside, we'll probably lose the cast of 'Two and a Half Men' as well.
Play The ‘This Is The End’ Game, And Revel In The Fun That Is The Apocalypse
Thursday, June 6 by

It’s not really the end if you just decide to hit “continue” and keep playing.

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Screen Junkies Show: Vince Vaughn Googles Himself!
Thursday, June 6 by

Stars, they’re just like us.

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The Red Wedding Reaction Video To End All Red Wedding Reaction Videos
Thursday, June 6 by

Sometimes life isn’t fair.