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These skull-cavings will have to tide you over until October.

BREAKING: ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2′ made a lot of money this weekend.

Another great contribution to society from Denmark.

He didn’t play the pilot in the pilot, but he’s playing him now.

Wait, why would the guy who did ‘Smart People’ be directing a spin-off of ’300′?

I can’t wait to hear Tom Cruise begin to quietly explain what’s going on and then quickly transition to SHOUTING ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON!

All hail, King Bean!

Someone has to take care of all the evil.

But will it stay true to the book?

It’s like a live-action version of the Spider-Man meme.

Can this different set of best friends also be sex friends???

Dimension has invoked kal-if-fee.

What up, gangsta?

Twelve down, one to go.

Justin Timberlake. Just what ‘Lethal Weapon’ was missing.

A fun way for Comic-Con attendees to pass the time while they wait in endless lines.

A spoilerific Sean Bean death mash-up.

Killer dolphins are just the beginning.

With Modern Family getting so much love, there was no room for one of the best shows on television.

Hippies, hijinks, and kung fu.

If only people could say what they are thinking.

Bad timing. Steve Carell loves babies.

John Carter must save Mars. For some unknown reason.

The magic isn’t dead for David Heyman.

Awww. Cheer up, Jon Hamm. It could be your year.

Los Angeles, the end is nigh.

What sorcery brought this project to fruition?

Also, Leatherface finds more pretty people to dismember.

It would make sense that they would get the most Nordic actor ever. Well, after Ed Begley, Jr.

Let’s just pretend the Roland Emmerich version didn’t happen.