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She was pretty damn hot.
Soft-Core ‘Emmanuelle’ Ascends To Heaven, Or So We’d Like To Believe
Thursday, October 18 by

An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.

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The Presidential Town Hall Debate Gets Autotuned
Thursday, October 18 by

Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?

This screengrab will do nicely.
Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch
Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

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Michael Bay Is Sick Of Actors Having Opinions
Thursday, October 18 by

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.
Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It
Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.
Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title
Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off
Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.
Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.
Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut
Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

Marvel Studios "Iron Man 3" Panel - Comic-Con International 2012
You Don’t Get To 500 Million Friends Without Super-Powered Armor
Wednesday, October 17 by

‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.
The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer
Wednesday, October 17 by

In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

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Tom Cruise Must Really Want To Go To Comic-Con
Wednesday, October 17 by

How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?

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Harvey Keitel Performs “Call Me Maybe”
Tuesday, October 16 by

Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.
Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks
Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

With news of this reboot, Earnest would be in tall cotton! If he wasn't long dead.
They’re Rebooting The ‘Ernest’ Movies…I Know, Right? Crazy!
Tuesday, October 16 by

David Lynch directs or GTFO.

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Ernest Had Sex And Now His ‘Son’ Has A Movie
Tuesday, October 16 by

Over the line, reboot people. Over the line!

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‘Mockingbird Lane’ Actually Looks Pretty Good
Monday, October 15 by

Brilliant-but-prematurely-canceled.

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Professional Addict Aaron Paul Now Has ‘Need For Speed’
Monday, October 15 by

This guy and his needs.

It's the "Emma Watson" setting on Instagram, I believe.
Season Two Of HBO’s ‘Girls’ Will Premiere In January, Says Lena Dunham
Monday, October 15 by

It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.

Yeah. This seems like a pretty good fit.
Prince And Lady Gaga To Soundtrack The ‘Gatsby’ Film, The Way Fitzgerald Would Have Wanted It
Monday, October 15 by

Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!

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It’s Official: Coulson Lives! Kinda!!
Monday, October 15 by

He makes his return in the ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ television series.

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Because You Hate Yourself, Watch Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap Terribly
Friday, October 12 by

Shame on everyone involved.

He's thinking about sending Coach Taylor over to tell Mitt he knows better than that and to use his damn head.
Peter Berg Wants Mitt Romney To Stop Using ‘Friday Night Lights’ Slogan
Friday, October 12 by

“Keep this up and you’ll end up in a wheelchair just like Jason Street,” is what Berg could have said in his letter, but didn’t.

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‘The World’s End’ Poster: I’ll Drink To That
Friday, October 12 by

Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Nick Frost tie one on one last time.

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Bryan Cranston Knows How To Cook Meth IRL
Friday, October 12 by

Sounds like good sh*t too.

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Burt Reynolds And His Moustache Have A Supercut
Thursday, October 11 by

Don’t stare directly at the moustache.

Behold, the house on Mockingbird Lane.
That NBC Munster’s Pilot Is Going To Air Around…HALLOWEEN!
Thursday, October 11 by

You will get only one chance to say, “I saw that ‘Munsters’ reboot. It wasn’t that good.’” This is it.

Hey Al, what's a ten-letter word for someone who administers fellatio?
Ian McShane Will Class Up ‘American Horror Story’ This Fall
Thursday, October 11 by

McShane fits this role perfectly because he’s so good….IT’S SCARY.

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Shailene Woodley Up For Mary Jane In ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel
Thursday, October 11 by

Great choice!

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‘Jurassic Park 4′ Was Almost Ridiculous
Wednesday, October 10 by

Rejected concept art shows tragedy averted.