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The NYPD has a full line of chainsaws to deal with sharky weather systems.
‘Sharknado 2′ Clears The Low Bar Of ‘Highest-Rated Original SyFy Film’
Friday, August 1 by

It’s a wonderful day for the world!

Vin Diesel Records “I Am Groot!” In Several Languages
Friday, August 1 by

Yo soy Groot!

Yeah. Let's make a film with scenes like this MORE ridiculous.
The Director Of ‘Con Air’ Wants To Discuss A ‘Con Air’ Sequel In Space
Friday, August 1 by

And we will let him…

‘Shark By Tara’, A Fragrance From Tara Reid
Friday, August 1 by

Tara Reid has developed a chemical she would like you to rub on your skin.

Something tells me he can pull this off.
Jamie Foxx Will Play Mike Tyson In An Upcoming Biopic
Thursday, July 31 by

Better get that dialect coach on the phone.

Things look like they're goin' well for ole' BoJack.
Netflix Gives Us A Filthy Trailer For Cartoon Series ‘Bojack Horseman’
Thursday, July 31 by

“Bojack? That’s a beautiful name.”

‘Office Space’s Ron Livingston To Play Paul Revere In AMC Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, July 30 by

Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.

Khaki appears to be the hot trend in Milan prisons.
Prison Dumps Orange Jumpsuits, Because ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Made Them Cool
Tuesday, July 29 by

Man, prison is so awesome.

George R.R. Martin Won’t Write A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Episode This Season, Because He’s Got Books To Finish
Tuesday, July 29 by

Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.

Give Coldplay's Chris Martin his hat back, Simon. That's his image you're f*cking with.
Simon Pegg Will Probably Appear In The New ‘Star Wars’ (But Maybe Not His Face?)
Tuesday, July 29 by

He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)

Legendary Wants Director Joe Cornish For Its ‘King Kong’ Prequel ‘Skull Island’
Tuesday, July 29 by

It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.

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Marvel Announces ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Will Also Be An Animated TV Series
Tuesday, July 29 by

Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?

It might not seem like it, but...they're here to help.
‘Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ To Release A Self-Help Book For VERY Wayward Souls
Tuesday, July 29 by

Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.

mike tyson mysteries
‘Mike Tyson Mysteries’ Is Actually Real And Here’s The Trailer As Evidence
Monday, July 28 by

Ain’t no time for bird sex.

‘The Walking Dead’ Season 5 Trailer Is All Action
Monday, July 28 by


I would be in a hurry to get my kids out of there, too.
Woman Hit By Car At Comic-Con ZombieWalk, Gets A Little Closer To Being Actual Zombie
Monday, July 28 by

This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.

Back at ya, buddy.
Yup, Quentin Tarantino Revealed At Comic-Con He Is Making ‘The Hateful Eight’
Monday, July 28 by

Then it’s settled.

Hey, buddy. It's a been a minute. How ya been?
Comic-Con Teases Cryptic ‘King Kong’ Sequel, Leaves Everyone Confused
Monday, July 28 by

Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?

To be fair, a buff Chris Pratt could get Uwe Boll hired to direct the next 'Avengers' probably.
James Gunn, Writer And Director Of ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Signs On For The Sequel
Sunday, July 27 by

We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)

This is pretty damn fun.
How Many Of These 300 8-Bit Pop Culture Figures Do You Recognize?
Friday, July 25 by

16-bit would have been overkill.

These characters will be rationed out over four months.
You Won’t Be Binge-Watching ‘Community’ On Yahoo
Friday, July 25 by

Ok, maybe you will, but you’re going to have to wait for one episode per week to be released.

If she doesn't wear that hat, I'm chucking my TV out the window.
In Lesser News: ‘Blossom’s Mayim Bialik To Host TV Land’s ‘Candid Camera’ Reboot
Friday, July 25 by

Don’t call it ‘Punk’d’. The producers hate when you call it ‘Punk’d.’

Kristen Bell Does A Good Mary Poppins
Thursday, July 24 by

The rising costs of birds forces Mary to seek more gainful employment.

Andy Samberg And Jon Snow To Mock The Great Sport Of Tennis
Thursday, July 24 by

They’ll star in an HBO Wimbledon mockumentary.

‘Official’ Tweeted Photo Of Zack Snyder’s Superman Holding A Lightsaber Is Bound To Get The Fanboys Going
Thursday, July 24 by

Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!

"Dude. Michael Douglas, light a match."
It Looks Like Someone Just Farted On ‘Ant-Man’ Comic-Con Poster
Thursday, July 24 by

“Dude. Michael Douglas, light a match.”

Disney And Marvel Announce Yet Another Superhero Film To Their 2017/2018 Slate At Comic-Con
Thursday, July 24 by

Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?

In all its majesty...
‘Better Call Saul’ Putting Up Real (Fake) Billboards In Albuquerque
Thursday, July 24 by

If you’re looking for a lawyer, you can probably do better than this guy.

I hope that NY gave CBS at least a million to update the sign to "with Stephen Colbert."
New York Paid $16 Million To Keep Colbert And The ‘Late Show’
Wednesday, July 23 by

Yes, but how much will they spend to acquire Carson Daly?

Celebrate ‘UHF’s’ 25th Anniversary With NSFW Pics
Wednesday, July 23 by

They take it all off for UHF.

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