I’m feeling a lot of confusing feelings right now.
In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.
This story makes me so happy I could explode!
Or mayhap he won’t.
You really can’t risk a single hair out of place.
Happy Thanksgiving, jerks!!
Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.
As a second accuser comes forward.
This should silence any doubts.
Straight outta Bayside.
I predict bitches get beat up.
Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.
At what price diversity?
No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.
Let’s go back to a simpler time, when the country was in the middle of a bloody and prolonged Civil War…
Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
Gandalf gives the straight dope.
Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.
He’s a regular Carrot Top.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.
Hollywood’s new besties.
They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.
This baby casts itself.
Stallone played us. He played us all.
The only candidate who has never done anything wrong in the history of ever.