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I'll give someone a nickel if they can sort of convince me they met Yeti in a bar one time.
Spike TV Offering $10MM To Anyone Who Can Prove The Existence Of Bigfoot
Thursday, October 25 by

I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.

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Brilliant But Cancelled: The 1980′s ‘Exorcist’ Sitcom Spin-Off
Thursday, October 25 by

Kids say the darndest things.

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Stephen Colbert Has An Offer For Donald Trump
Thursday, October 25 by

I would also like to pitch in.

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Eli Roth Showed Amazonians Their First Movie
Thursday, October 25 by

Hint: It wasn’t ‘The Wizard Of Oz’.

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Nick Offerman Offers Moustache Growing Tips
Wednesday, October 24 by

Eat your onions.

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Denny’s Is Offering Hobbit Breakfasts, Making Denny’s Customers Hobbits, As Best I Can Tell
Wednesday, October 24 by

One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.

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James Cameron Decides To Direct Not ‘Avatar’ Movies
Wednesday, October 24 by

Hopefully he’ll find a way to make it ridiculously expensive.

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CBS Bringing Us A Sitcom About Aging Grunge-Rocker Parents
Tuesday, October 23 by

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

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The Jolie-Pitt Kids Cast Alongside Angelina In ‘Maleficent’ Somehow
Tuesday, October 23 by

BREAKING: Hollywood might not be a meritocracy.

Sadly, Damien Lewis didn't get the parts the parts he auditioned for, as he was seen as far to old to be a Newsie or a Swing Kid.
The Sky Is Blue And ‘Homeland’ Got Renewed
Monday, October 22 by

I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.

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Rob Riggle’s Freakouts Now A Thumping Dance Track
Monday, October 22 by

It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.

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Get A Good Look At Ben Kingsley As The Mandarin In ‘Iron Man 3′
Monday, October 22 by

I’m lead to believe this is important.

Typical liberal bullshit.
Stephen Colbert To Appear In One Of The ‘Hobbit’, Delighting Two Types Of Nerds
Monday, October 22 by

I hope he fights a bear.

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Lena Dunham Apologizes To Canada Over Murder-Rape Joke
Monday, October 22 by

Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.

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Hollywood “Nice Guy” Tom Hanks Drops The F Bomb On ‘Good Morning America’
Friday, October 19 by

Why would you say that, Tom? Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth! Get all that poop coming out of your mouth!

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Warner Bros. Decides They May As Well Make A ‘Justice League’ Movie
Friday, October 19 by

Pretty good idea to rush this into production.

She was pretty damn hot.
Soft-Core ‘Emmanuelle’ Ascends To Heaven, Or So We’d Like To Believe
Thursday, October 18 by

An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.

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The Presidential Town Hall Debate Gets Autotuned
Thursday, October 18 by

Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?

This screengrab will do nicely.
Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch
Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

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Michael Bay Is Sick Of Actors Having Opinions
Thursday, October 18 by

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.
Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It
Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.
Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title
Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off
Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.
Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.
Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut
Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

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You Don’t Get To 500 Million Friends Without Super-Powered Armor
Wednesday, October 17 by

‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.
The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer
Wednesday, October 17 by

In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

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Tom Cruise Must Really Want To Go To Comic-Con
Wednesday, October 17 by

How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?

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Harvey Keitel Performs “Call Me Maybe”
Tuesday, October 16 by

Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.
Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks
Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.