Relax. It’s not the end of the world.
And they didn’t even kill anyone!
There will be blood.
Comic-Con used to be about the comics. Then it became about the movies. Now it’s just a glorified parade of 400-lb. walking robots. Buncha sell outs these days. Wired magazine…
The future is here now. Cancel your cable subscription today.
…and this is the type of start we’re off to!
We’re taking a look at the worst and most underrated comic book movies.
It kind of looks like a Method Man music video.
Hoobastank’s album must have just missed the cut off date.
Can’t put my finger on it.
‘Jaws’ meets ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’.
No one thinks of the collateral damage when designing an awesome logo.
‘Edge of Tomorrow’. Has a nice Bon Jovi ring to it.
Like way, way more hot.
You can’t guard shit without rock-hard abs.
We don’t have the science yet.
We’d buy you a cake but you’d probably murder bad guys with it.
Her time has expired.
They’ll adapt anything these days.
Because it’s so easy to get everyone together.
In a meta twist, the documentary is ineffective and frustrating, causing viewers to draw parallels to its subject matter.
And we ask everyday people if Adam Sandler is still funny.
Are these the eyes of a killer?
What the world needs now is zombies.
That would be different.
This is important.
Of course, that headline is a gross simplification, but it would seem that gross oversimplifications suit Orson Scott Card just fine. Card, in discussing whether or not his novel Ender’s…