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When You Think About It, Louis C.K. Really Is A Grown Up Charlie Brown
Monday, December 17 by

A sad reminder that Snoopy will be the first of the Peanuts gang to die.

Has a nose ever been so honkable?
VIN DIESEL IS GOING TO BE KOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 17 by

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

For realsies, don't buy any from this guy.
Let’s All Have Mixed Feelings About The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Beers
Monday, December 17 by

I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.

They'll get a hotter woman for the show. I hope.
USA Continues Domination Of ‘Mindless Action’ Genre With A Zorro Show
Monday, December 17 by

En garde!!!

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‘The Hangover Part III’ Plot Revealed To Not Involve A Hangover
Monday, December 17 by

Maybe this time they’ll get really stoned.

My Bieber sex doll makes the exact same face.
ABC To Produce A Sitcom Based On Justin Bieber’s Life
Friday, December 14 by

Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.

His nemesis is Swedish Chef. Get it?
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Signs ANOTHER Deal With Dane Cook
Friday, December 14 by

Get back on that horse, Dane Cook and NBC.

The open, colorless road.
‘The Walking Dead’ Will Run Its First Two Seasons In Black-And-White
Friday, December 14 by

‘Night of the Living Walking Dead’

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Guillermo del Toro Talks Us Through The ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer
Friday, December 14 by

In case the robots housing monsters weren’t clear enough the first time around.

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The Screen Junkies Show: Hollywood Superman Reviews ‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer
Friday, December 14 by

Come for the review, stay for the sexual role play.

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There’s Always Time For A ‘There’s No Time To Explain’ Supercut
Thursday, December 13 by

Those five little words the ‘Myth Busters’ hate to hear.

What kind of Archer doesn't have a bow and arrow?
Archer Live!’ Show Coming To L.A., San Fran, Philly, NYC,
Thursday, December 13 by

People will be SHOCKED when they see what Archer looks like in real life.

You're gonna get eaten (probably), Gillian.
NBC Gets All Retro, Casting Gillian Anderson In The ‘Hannibal’ Series
Thursday, December 13 by

She’ll also play a psychiatrist.

Say hi to my mother yourself. I'm not here to do your bidding.
Mark Wahlberg To Star In A Film Based On A ‘GQ’ Article About Hackers. Sounds About Right.
Thursday, December 13 by

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

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‘The Dark Knight’ Works Perfectly As A Romantic Comedy
Wednesday, December 12 by

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

OH. HELL. YES.
New Mexico Men Foiled In Plot To Kill Justin Bieber
Wednesday, December 12 by

A world without Bieber? I think the survivors would envy the dead!

His horse looks cracked-out as shit.
AMC Announces Awesome-Sounding, High Concept Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, December 12 by

He’s such a bastard tattletale.

Ugh.
HBO To Reopen Old Wounds With ‘Game Change’ Follow-Up For 2012
Wednesday, December 12 by

Is anyone really ready to re-address this thing? And will they ever be?

You don't even need to see the original film. This picture encapsulates it all.
‘Tinker Tailor Solider Spy’ Producers Planning A Sequel To Lull Us Gently To Sleep
Wednesday, December 12 by

More like ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier…WHY?’, am I right?

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Time To Like Netflix Again, ‘Arrested Development’ Adds Additional Episodes
Wednesday, December 12 by

Marry me!

Don't worry. This isn't the poster.
The Poster For Soderbergh’s ‘Side Effects’ Is Pretty Darn Rad
Tuesday, December 11 by

May cause death.

This article is going to make fun of Bravo. "Watch What Happens."
Bravo Getting Further Into Non-Reality TV With ‘Moguls’
Tuesday, December 11 by

It’s Bravo, so we can all count on them being sexy and catty as hell! HOO-RAY!

"Yes, your excellence."
‘Angry Birds’ Gets The Brainchild Behind ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’
Tuesday, December 11 by

Are you more bird or pig?

Clothing by the Derelique campaign.
Angelina Jolie Signs Up For ‘Salt’ Sequel, We ‘Pepper’ You With ‘Salt’ Puns
Tuesday, December 11 by

The 12 year-olds that enjoyed the first one are now too old for this.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Lord Of The Rings’
Tuesday, December 11 by

The epic film series gets treated to the Epic Voice.

The first day of Stephen's whistling practice did NOT go well.
Stephen Colbert Actually Leading South Carolina Senate Poll
Monday, December 10 by

And that’s the truth(iness).

Smell ya later, you crappy network.
‘Esquire’ To Come In And Give G4 Channel A Makeover…OMG!!!! MAKEOVER!!!!
Monday, December 10 by

How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”

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Bane Spits Hot Fire In ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Outtakes
Monday, December 10 by

I prefer this audio.

Who didn't see this coming?
Katt Williams Sure Was Crazy Last Week
Monday, December 10 by

He doesn’t LOOK crazy. Oh, yes he does.

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Denzel Washington And Nicolas Winding Refn Now Going To Do ‘The Equalizer’
Friday, December 7 by

This makes more sense.