No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.
Let’s go back to a simpler time, when the country was in the middle of a bloody and prolonged Civil War…
Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
Gandalf gives the straight dope.
Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.
He’s a regular Carrot Top.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.
Hollywood’s new besties.
They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.
This baby casts itself.
Stallone played us. He played us all.
The only candidate who has never done anything wrong in the history of ever.
Way to betray your fanbase, Budweiser.
Why am I just finding out now that this movie is awesome?
That kid is going to be tough to ground.
Daddy needs a new castle.
It’s fitting seeing as they both need a hit.
But will he make a good lightning guy?
Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.
Who to choke the air out of first?
This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”
Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.
Every actor’s dream.
Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.
Some people just can’t have nice things.
I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.