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Samuel L. Jackson Tries To Make An Interviewer Say The N-Word
Wednesday, January 2 by

I just wanna hug him.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt In The Mix For ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Lead
Wednesday, January 2 by

Superhero team-up movies can’t be taken seriously without rumor of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s involvement.

And we salute you, Mr. Jay-Z.
Jay-Z Is Doing The Score For ‘The Great Gatsby’…Let’s Get Excited
Wednesday, January 2 by

Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.

These eyes...are judging...
Spike Lee Went Ahead And Decided ‘Django’ Is Racist And Awful Without Seeing It
Wednesday, January 2 by

Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.

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Justin Bieber Kinda Killed A Guy
Wednesday, January 2 by

General rule of thumb, don’t loan your Ferrari to rappers.

"Christmas, BITCH!"
New Holiday Classic Alert: ‘I’m Dreaming Of A Walter White Christmas’
Friday, December 28 by

Animate this immediately.

This is actually a picture of an Afghan hound, and no Adrien Brody. We're guessing less than .05% of our readers noticed the slight discrepancy.
Wes Anderson’s ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Adds The Luminous Starpower Of Tilda Swinton And Adrien Brody
Thursday, December 27 by

Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.

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‘Argo’ Rated Best Movie Of 2012
Thursday, December 27 by

Except for documentaries because those don’t count.

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The Worst Movies Of The Year Review Themselves
Thursday, December 27 by

Even Rihanna hated ‘Battleship’.

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‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer: The Some Guy Version
Wednesday, December 26 by

Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.

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‘Hey, Look At Me!’ Kurt Sutter Weighs In On Glen Mazzara’s ‘Walking Dead’ Exit
Wednesday, December 26 by

AMC is up to their old tricks.

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J.J. Abrams Turned Down ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Wednesday, December 26 by

He’s ‘Trek’ all the way.

As T-Dog would say, "Aww hell yes!"
Let’s Meet Jean-Ralphio’s Twin Sister As Soon As We Can
Friday, December 21 by

He gave Ben Wyatt the new name “Angelo,” and the nickname “Jello Shot.”

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NASA Is Making Their Astronauts Dress Like Buzz Lightyear Now
Thursday, December 20 by

Great. Now the Russians are going to rag on us.

I like the insinuation that they cook meth with a toddler.
Brace Yourself For ‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures
Thursday, December 20 by

But will the set include Bogdan, the car wash owner?

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The Screen Junkies Show: Drunk Waxing At ‘This Is 40′ Junket
Thursday, December 20 by

You can’t take us anywhere.

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R.I.P. ‘Jet Set’ Hudson
Wednesday, December 19 by

Good night, sweet Jheri curled prince.

Who does he hand these out to?
Coyotes Beware, Roadrunners Rejoice, Here’s Every Crappy Acme Gadget
Wednesday, December 19 by

Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.

Hello yourself, Schwartzman.
Pawnee, Indiana Gets Another Celebrity Visitor In Jason Schwartzman
Wednesday, December 19 by

Move the f*ck over, Rik Smits.

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It’s A Very ‘Walking Dead’ Christmas
Tuesday, December 18 by

We’re all infected… with holiday spirit.

It doesn't LOOK funny.
HBO Picks Up A Very Somber Show In ‘Laughs Unlimited’
Tuesday, December 18 by

Hold for applause.

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Jamie Foxx’s Electro Costume Won’t Be Covered In Lightning Bolts. How Black Is It?
Tuesday, December 18 by

Smart money says he’ll be dressed like Hancock.

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Hacker Who Leaked SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE PICS Gets Life In Prison Or Something
Tuesday, December 18 by

“So, what are you in for?” “Being awesome.”

"Two Irish Car Bombs, please."
Ireland, Because They LOVE Bars, Is Getting A ‘Cheers’ Remake
Tuesday, December 18 by

Woody’s equivalent gets in a ton of fights, I bet.

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When You Think About It, Louis C.K. Really Is A Grown Up Charlie Brown
Monday, December 17 by

A sad reminder that Snoopy will be the first of the Peanuts gang to die.

Has a nose ever been so honkable?
VIN DIESEL IS GOING TO BE KOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 17 by

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

For realsies, don't buy any from this guy.
Let’s All Have Mixed Feelings About The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Beers
Monday, December 17 by

I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.

They'll get a hotter woman for the show. I hope.
USA Continues Domination Of ‘Mindless Action’ Genre With A Zorro Show
Monday, December 17 by

En garde!!!

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‘The Hangover Part III’ Plot Revealed To Not Involve A Hangover
Monday, December 17 by

Maybe this time they’ll get really stoned.

My Bieber sex doll makes the exact same face.
ABC To Produce A Sitcom Based On Justin Bieber’s Life
Friday, December 14 by

Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.