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Elmo Allegedly Banged A Kid
Monday, November 12 by

Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.

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First Look At ‘All You Need Is Kill’ Confirms Long-Held Suspicion That Tom Cruise Is A Robot
Friday, November 9 by

Just wow.

Gandalf you shall not pass
Ian McKellen’s ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Commentary: The Lost Tapes
Friday, November 9 by

Gandalf gives the straight dope.

On the set of 'Pain and Gain', Michael Bay's latest.
Michael Bay DID Throw Mark Wahlberg A ‘Transformers’ Bone
Friday, November 9 by

Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.

The old "esteemed director shows up wearing headphones" gag. P.T., you've done it again!
What P.T. Anderson Really Wants To Do Is Bring The Yuks
Thursday, November 8 by

He’s a regular Carrot Top.

Snark aside, it's pictures like this that make 'Parks and Rec' so easy to love.
Joe Biden Fans Rejoice!: The VP Will Appear On ‘Parks And Recreation’
Thursday, November 8 by

He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.

"I'm looking good today!!!!"
David Arquette Is Jacked Now
Thursday, November 8 by

Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.

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Michael Bay Might Throw Mark Wahlberg A ‘Transformers’ Bone
Wednesday, November 7 by

Hollywood’s new besties.

No, Tom. NOT THUMBS UP.
There Will Be No ‘Top Gun 2′, So Val Kilmer Can Get After Those Chicken Wings Now
Wednesday, November 7 by

They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.

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The Screen Junkies Show: Disney’s Star Wars Auditions!
Wednesday, November 7 by

This baby casts itself.

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Now Nicolas Cage Is NOT Lending His Veneer Intellectual Group To ‘The Expendables 3′
Wednesday, November 7 by

Stallone played us. He played us all.

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Decision 2015: Vote Brad Bird To Direct ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Tuesday, November 6 by

The only candidate who has never done anything wrong in the history of ever.

I hope the show is titled, 'Calling Saul' and features David Boreanz in a supporting role.
Bob Odenkirk Doesn’t Extinguish ‘Breaking Bad’ Spinoff Rumors, Gets Our Hopes Way Up
Tuesday, November 6 by

HUELL OR GTFO.

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Budweiser Too Good For Drunken Pilots All Of A Sudden
Tuesday, November 6 by

Way to betray your fanbase, Budweiser.

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Christmas Comes Early With ‘Silent Night’ Trailer
Tuesday, November 6 by

Why am I just finding out now that this movie is awesome?

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Behold ‘The Baby With The Iron Fists’
Monday, November 5 by

That kid is going to be tough to ground.

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Nicolas Cage Lends His Veneer Intellectual Group To ‘The Expendables 3′
Monday, November 5 by

Daddy needs a new castle.

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John Cusack Obvious Choice For Lead In Rush Limbaugh Biopic
Monday, November 5 by

It’s fitting seeing as they both need a hit.

Oops.
‘Mythbusters’ Will Put ‘Breaking Bad’ Events To The Test
Friday, November 2 by

Breaking Busted.

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‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Sensibly Wants Jamie Foxx To Portray Electro
Thursday, November 1 by

But will he make a good lightning guy?

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Adjust Nerd Boners To Ouch: Tricia Helfer & Katee Sackhoff Made A Calendar
Thursday, November 1 by

Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.

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Darth Vader Plans His Takeover Of The Magic Kingdom
Thursday, November 1 by

Who to choke the air out of first?

Should I ask if I can crash in his plot for a few days until my rent check clears, or would that be tacky?
We Still Haven’t Gotten Around To Burying ‘The Jeffersons’ Star Sherman Hemsley
Tuesday, October 30 by

This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”

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Nick Offerman Is ‘Axe Cop’
Tuesday, October 30 by

Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

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Frank Grillo Confirmed To Dress Silly In ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’
Tuesday, October 30 by

Every actor’s dream.

He looks...overwhelmed.
NBC Is Not Going Forward With The Dwight Schrute Spinoff
Tuesday, October 30 by

Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.

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Bruce Willis Causes Massive Property Damage: The Supercut
Monday, October 29 by

Some people just can’t have nice things.

Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

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Adult Swim Picks Up Dan Harmon Series
Monday, October 29 by

Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.

Don't let the pudgy, doughy facade fool you. This guy was a bastard.
Noted Historical Scholar RZA Will Direct A Genghis Khan Biopic
Monday, October 29 by

RZA’s involvement in any film project makes it much more palatable.