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The first day of Stephen's whistling practice did NOT go well.
Stephen Colbert Actually Leading South Carolina Senate Poll
Monday, December 10 by

And that’s the truth(iness).

Smell ya later, you crappy network.
‘Esquire’ To Come In And Give G4 Channel A Makeover…OMG!!!! MAKEOVER!!!!
Monday, December 10 by

How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”

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Bane Spits Hot Fire In ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Outtakes
Monday, December 10 by

I prefer this audio.

Who didn't see this coming?
Katt Williams Sure Was Crazy Last Week
Monday, December 10 by

He doesn’t LOOK crazy. Oh, yes he does.

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Denzel Washington And Nicolas Winding Refn Now Going To Do ‘The Equalizer’
Friday, December 7 by

This makes more sense.

We need you to turn your hands around to enjoy your manicure, Kevin.
Kevin Smith To Quit Writing And Directing After ‘Clerks 3′
Friday, December 7 by

Going out with whatever’s less-than-a-whimper.

Board game night!!!
‘Jumanji’ Remake Gets A Writer. A Nation Waits With Bated Breath.
Friday, December 7 by

“JUMANJI!”

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The Screen Junkies Show Presents: Jewish Elf!
Friday, December 7 by

It’s about to get Jewtastic up in this b*tch!

"Your eyeballs, sir."
‘Pan’s Labyrinth’ To Creep The Hell Out Of Broadway Audiences
Thursday, December 6 by

I’m guessing it will be in English.

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Steve Buscemi’s Worlds Collide With ‘Boardwalk Sobchak’ Meme
Thursday, December 6 by

The Internet is an amazing place.

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Readers Delight!: We Have News Regarding Barbra Streisand, Lady Gaga, And A Broadway Musical!!!!
Thursday, December 6 by

This news is so far from your wheelhouse it circles right back around to “interesting.”

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Kristen Wiig Likely To Goof Around On ‘Anchorman 2′ Set
Thursday, December 6 by

Looks like Brick Tamland is getting a ladyfriend.

Oh man, now the inside of the bottom drink if going to have all the germs from where the top drink touched the table. GROSS.
Move Over, National Board Of Review, Here Are The AVN Pornstar Nominees
Wednesday, December 5 by

It’s good to be on top.

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NPH And Nathan Fillion Dream About Puppets
Wednesday, December 5 by

The headline really says it all.

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Johnny Depp Going To Make ‘Don Quixote’ One Way Or Another
Wednesday, December 5 by

Lightning can’t strike the same place twice.

Cheer up, left tragedy mask!
The National Board Of Review Has Figured Out What The Best Films Of The Year Are, So Just Leave Your Judgment Out Of It
Wednesday, December 5 by

The cream of the best.

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Cheesedick Shoots Girlfriend After Argument About ‘The Walking Dead’
Wednesday, December 5 by

We don’t kill the living.

The apex of his career was 'UHF'.
Michael Richards Is Apparently A Great Person To Have A Show On TV Land
Wednesday, December 5 by

What about a show for ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt? Oh yeah, he died.

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Eddie Murphy And Katherine Heigl Are Total Garbage According To Forbes
Tuesday, December 4 by

According to science.

This is the funniest picture of Shawn Ryan I could find in the time allowed.
Shawn Ryan To Take His Grit And Whatnot To HBO
Tuesday, December 4 by

Don’t get too excited until you read what it’s about.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, December 4 by

In all fairness, the poster did foreshadow plot holes.

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What Seth MacFarlane Really Wants To Do Is Be A Cowboy
Tuesday, December 4 by

He’s making the leap to live-action with ‘A Million Ways To Die In The West’.

"Fitty! You hot!"
50 Cent Will Produce A Drama On Starz
Tuesday, December 4 by

HInt: It’s not the one with Kelsey Grammer, though that would be fun.

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DMX Sings ‘Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer’
Monday, December 3 by

Far more gangsta than the Burl Ives version.

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The Creepy Kid From ‘Chronicle’ To Play Harry Osborn In ‘Amazing Spider Man 2′
Monday, December 3 by

The new cast is shaping up.

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Get A Load Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Three
Monday, December 3 by

All your favorites are back. Some with cool new scars!

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Nicolas Cage Spruces Up Your Favorite Films
Friday, November 30 by

This video taken from an alternate utopian universe, where Nicolas Cage appears in everything.

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Where’s Carl? He’s In This Stephen King Movie
Friday, November 30 by

Along with that kid from ‘Super 8′.

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Caption This Pic And Win A Signed Tim Heidecker Poster From ‘The Comedy’
Friday, November 30 by

The two funniest captions win. Do it.

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James Gunn Apologizes For Insinuating Batgirl Is A Slut
Friday, November 30 by

You don’t even know her, James.