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R.I.P. ‘Snakes On A Plane’ Director David R. Ellis
Tuesday, January 8 by

The director passed away on location in South Africa.

Ugh. He should be "crucified" for the nerd-chic look.
Brad Pitt To Play The Man Who Sentenced Jesus To Death
Monday, January 7 by

It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.

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Al Roker Pooped His Pants At The White House
Monday, January 7 by

Also known as “pulling a Reagan.”

Classis Huell. Not to be confused with Saul Goddman's bodyguard, who is large and black, but also named Huell.
Huell Howser, Public TV Staple, Dies At 67
Monday, January 7 by

Pour out some California orange juice.

Why so angry, lizard?
Frank Darabont Is Going To Rewrite The ‘Godzilla’ Movie
Monday, January 7 by

The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.

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There’s More Story To Tell: ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, January 7 by

The young ladies love some Leatherface.

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NBC Hopes They Don’t Cancel ‘Community’
Monday, January 7 by

They have a funny way of showing it.

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Billy On The Street & Will Ferrell Play ‘Would Drew Barrymore Like That?’
Friday, January 4 by

America’s favorite game made all the better by SO. MUCH. YELLING.

Ice-T knows that look. Ice-T LOVES that look.
Venn Diagram Of ’30 Rock’, Ice-T, And Nancy Pelosi To Become One Beautiful Circle
Friday, January 4 by

If only televisions had a manner of being powered by sexual chemistry.

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TV Flashback: ‘Django Unchained’
Thursday, January 3 by

The film version is a bit of a departure.

I guess this sort of thing is sexy to old people.
‘Hawaii Five-0′ Is Running A Choose Your Own Ending Type Episode. But Can We Choose For All The Characters To Die?
Thursday, January 3 by

MORE LIKE ‘HAWAII FIVE-NO’.

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Vince Gilligan Tells Us What To Expect From The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale
Thursday, January 3 by

Will Walt get his happy ending?

He'll always have the hair.
Conan O’Brien Producing Sitcom With Worst Title Ever
Wednesday, January 2 by

Et tu, Conan?

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Samuel L. Jackson Tries To Make An Interviewer Say The N-Word
Wednesday, January 2 by

I just wanna hug him.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt In The Mix For ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Lead
Wednesday, January 2 by

Superhero team-up movies can’t be taken seriously without rumor of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s involvement.

And we salute you, Mr. Jay-Z.
Jay-Z Is Doing The Score For ‘The Great Gatsby’…Let’s Get Excited
Wednesday, January 2 by

Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.

These eyes...are judging...
Spike Lee Went Ahead And Decided ‘Django’ Is Racist And Awful Without Seeing It
Wednesday, January 2 by

Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.

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Justin Bieber Kinda Killed A Guy
Wednesday, January 2 by

General rule of thumb, don’t loan your Ferrari to rappers.

"Christmas, BITCH!"
New Holiday Classic Alert: ‘I’m Dreaming Of A Walter White Christmas’
Friday, December 28 by

Animate this immediately.

This is actually a picture of an Afghan hound, and no Adrien Brody. We're guessing less than .05% of our readers noticed the slight discrepancy.
Wes Anderson’s ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Adds The Luminous Starpower Of Tilda Swinton And Adrien Brody
Thursday, December 27 by

Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.

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‘Argo’ Rated Best Movie Of 2012
Thursday, December 27 by

Except for documentaries because those don’t count.

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The Worst Movies Of The Year Review Themselves
Thursday, December 27 by

Even Rihanna hated ‘Battleship’.

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‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer: The Some Guy Version
Wednesday, December 26 by

Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.

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‘Hey, Look At Me!’ Kurt Sutter Weighs In On Glen Mazzara’s ‘Walking Dead’ Exit
Wednesday, December 26 by

AMC is up to their old tricks.

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J.J. Abrams Turned Down ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Wednesday, December 26 by

He’s ‘Trek’ all the way.

As T-Dog would say, "Aww hell yes!"
Let’s Meet Jean-Ralphio’s Twin Sister As Soon As We Can
Friday, December 21 by

He gave Ben Wyatt the new name “Angelo,” and the nickname “Jello Shot.”

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NASA Is Making Their Astronauts Dress Like Buzz Lightyear Now
Thursday, December 20 by

Great. Now the Russians are going to rag on us.

I like the insinuation that they cook meth with a toddler.
Brace Yourself For ‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures
Thursday, December 20 by

But will the set include Bogdan, the car wash owner?

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The Screen Junkies Show: Drunk Waxing At ‘This Is 40′ Junket
Thursday, December 20 by

You can’t take us anywhere.

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R.I.P. ‘Jet Set’ Hudson
Wednesday, December 19 by

Good night, sweet Jheri curled prince.