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Wondering the same thing myself.
Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Fred Willard Arrested For Public Masturbation
Thursday, July 19 by

I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."
Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell
Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Have you seen me?
‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′
Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

Only 3 minutes long, 'Diamond Jim' is still better than 'The Tourist'
Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In a movie about a thing that happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight’
Tuesday, July 17 by

Because you demanded it.

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Comic-Con 2012: Marvel Announces ‘Ant-Man’ Happening
Sunday, July 15 by

For real, this time.

Between this and 'Game of Thrones', I think we can declare that this nation is suffering from a severe bout of "Little Person Fever."
Peter Jackson On ‘The Hobbit’s Higher Frame Rate: The Audience Will ‘Get Used To It’
Saturday, July 14 by

The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.

In case this weird promotional pic doesn't answer your every question.
Comic-Con 2012: Guillermo del Toro Finally Shows The World Some ‘Pacific Rim’
Saturday, July 14 by

It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?

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Jason Vorhees Visits His Agent
Friday, July 13 by

It’s funny because he enjoys killing people.

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Comic-Con 2012: Party’s Over In New ‘Dredd’ Clip
Friday, July 13 by

Jeez, what a narc.

Not even interested.
Let’s All Shut Up About Tosh’s Rape Joke
Thursday, July 12 by

My opinion matters just as much as yours. Which is to say, not at all.

Peter Jackson has lost three Hobbits of weigh in the past few years.
Comic-Con 2012: Peter Jackson Denies The World A Third ‘Hobbit’ Film…For Now
Thursday, July 12 by

Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

This photo really makes you think.
Ed Helms In Talks For The New ‘Vacation’ Movies
Thursday, July 12 by

There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.

Well this is a fun new take on Alice, no?
Comic-Con 2012: Lionsgate Breaks Into TV With Graphic Novel ‘Wonderland’
Thursday, July 12 by

Let the 2012 Comic-Con….BEGIN!

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Surprise Cameos Save The Day In ‘Trailer Park Heroes’ Final Chapter
Wednesday, July 11 by

Next Level Nerd Boner: ACHIEVED.

MIND BULLETS!
Tom Cruise Has Telekinetic And Telepathic Powers. Allegedly.
Wednesday, July 11 by

MIND BULLETS!

She's aiming for my heart.
AHHHHH! ‘HUNGER GAMES’ HAS RELEASE DATES FOR THE FINAL TWO MOVIES!
Tuesday, July 10 by

Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!

What do you think they're talking about?
Ron Perlman Becomes Hellboy Once Again, For An Awesome Reason
Tuesday, July 10 by

This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.

One glimpse at that tasteful neckwear and I'm all his.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Film Gets Producers, Will Soon Be A Part Of Our Lives
Tuesday, July 10 by

Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!

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Thank You For Being A Super Golden Friend
Monday, July 9 by

Your heart is true. You’re a pal and a vigilante.

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Ernest Borgnine Got Old And Died
Monday, July 9 by

Shine on, you crazy diamond…

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Michonne More Badass Than Expected In ‘Walking Dead’ Season 3 Preview
Monday, July 9 by

I think I’m in love.

Ahhh! Stop looking at me like that!
Seth Meyers To Probably Be The Next Regis. *Nods Politely*
Friday, July 6 by

Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.

I start drooling like Pavlov's dog when I see this logo.
HBO Announced A Movie Based On Fox News, Then Said, “Nah.”
Friday, July 6 by

Psych!

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52 Animated Gifs Of Katy Perry’s Boobs
Friday, July 6 by

An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.

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There’s No Time For Elven Booty Calls In Nerd Machine’s ‘Trailer Park Heroes Part II’
Thursday, July 5 by

Regrettably.

MATT DAMON!
First Official ‘Elysium’ Pic: Matt Damon Holds Large Future Gun
Thursday, July 5 by

That’s about what we expected.

Spoiler: She's Swedish.
Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did
Thursday, July 5 by

‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.

I'm waiting to hear that rights to the wig have been pulled.
The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.
Tuesday, July 3 by

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.