In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.
The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.
Jazz hands makes everything better.
If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.
Nick Mundy has a few ideas.
Honestly, that’s an amazing run, and they should take the extra few days and just watch TV or go hiking or something.
This article (somehow) contains no ‘Over the Top’ reference or masturbation innuendo.
This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.
It’s hard to get good help when your sole mission is to make the world a crappy place.
You WILL enjoy comic-book based entertainment.
Oof. Tough choice.
The definitive answer is “perhaps.”
I guess they’re not even going to give Hathaway and Franco a chance.
For those unfamiliar, The Phantom Tollbooth with the story of an evil tollbooth that, after becoming sentient and learning it was built upon the unmarked graves of 14 victims of…
I’m really looking forward to avoiding this program.
It appears that the city of Fargo has telephones capable of calling Saul.
It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.
Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.
NBC’s favorite word must be “reboot.”
Don’t be such a pussy.
I will gladly produce three more episodes for half that cost.
In case you think the title matters, it’s called ‘Tin Man’.
She’s the showrunner we deserve.
Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.
This is the future of looking stupid.
I disagree with most of it.
I would think that He-Man would be the type of film that doesn’t really require a script.
You’ve been ‘Punk’d’.
It takes a village.
And it’s friggin’ addictive.