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Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam Are The Couple That Will Boink In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
Tuesday, September 3 by

A great leap forward for mom porn.

I'm especially fond of heavily-styled children.
‘Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day’ Announces Its Cast
Thursday, August 29 by

Terrible, no good, very bad news.

I want. Gimme.
Let’s Cut Out Early Tomorrow And Spend Labor Day Playing With ‘Back To The Future’ Legos
Thursday, August 29 by

It’s $34.99, neither I nor Screen Junkies will receive any compensation for featuring or promoting this majesty, but…BUY THIS LEGO KIT BEFORE I BUY THEM ALL MYSELF. Points to the…

He sorta looks like Fry.
Futurama FInale Will Now Have An After-Show With Chris Hardwick
Thursday, August 29 by

I wonder if it will portray the finale and series in a positive light.

"I am a robot."
James Spader, Yes THAT James Spader, Cast As Ultron In ‘The Avengers 2′
Thursday, August 29 by

Okay.

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AMC Looooooves David Morrissey
Wednesday, August 28 by

He’s just been cast in another show for the network.

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Let’s Retire The Word Twerk Now That Every Newscaster Except Brian Williams Has Said It By This Point
Wednesday, August 28 by

Welcome to the dictionary, twerk. Now get the hell out!

Get a MacBook Pro, you luddites.
NBC Continues To Pretend It’s 1994 With ‘Outbreak’ Series
Wednesday, August 28 by

BETTY WHITE AS PATIENT ZERO.

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Supercut Of Thomas The Tank Engine Crashes Set To Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’
Wednesday, August 28 by

This is the best use of this song outside of the Jason X trailer.

Vigo's looking good these days!
Want To Help Fund A Documentary On ‘Ghostbusters 2′?
Wednesday, August 28 by

If you answered “yes,” I’m just going to come right out and ask you for some free money.

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Screen Junkies Show: Boston Reacts To Ben Affleck As Batman
Tuesday, August 27 by

Nobody likes these apples.

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Hank And Marie Watch The MTV Video Music Awards
Tuesday, August 27 by

Walt Jr should not be seeing this.

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Matt Damon Up For Some More Jason Bourning
Tuesday, August 27 by

The costs of zoo upkeep are astronomical.

Well that's some fun punctuation!
‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Is Going To Get It’s Own ‘Talking Dead’-Style Wrap-Up Show
Monday, August 26 by

The name is really stupid. Click to learn it.

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Ben Affleck As Batman Reaction Video
Monday, August 26 by

The Internet does not approve.

Way to own your sexuality, Miley.
The MTV VIdeo Music Awards Manufactured A Sad Little Controversy Last Night
Monday, August 26 by

Today is a great day, because it’s the longest possible time until the next VMAs.

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Timur Bekmambetov Is Making A Movie About Killer ‘Squirrels’
Monday, August 26 by

Kickstart this!

There will be only mutton chops stuck out slightly from Batman's helmet.
Bat-Fleck Watch, Day Zero: Ben Affleck Drops Directing Gigs To Batman Up
Friday, August 23 by

First thing Batman needs to do in this new Superman movie: Kill Superman.

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It’s The Remix! ‘Breaking Bad’ Sings R. Kelly’s ‘Ignition’
Friday, August 23 by

This wins the Internet for today.

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Natalie Dormer Will Do That Thing With Her Mouth In ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’
Friday, August 23 by

Is she chewing her cheek or something? I just don’t get it.

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Watch The Original ’30 Rock’ Pilot Starring Rachel Dratch As Jenna
Friday, August 23 by

Is like watching TV in an alternate dimension. Where they speak English.

Because Guatemala is for assholes.
Belize Tourism Board Wants The Cast Of ‘Breaking Bad’ To Visit To Prove That The Country Is More Than A Death Metaphor
Thursday, August 22 by

It’s a Central American hell! (Probably not)

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Cookie Monster Caught Checking Out Naked Girls
Thursday, August 22 by

He’s never really been one for impulse control.

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Screen Junkies Show: The Making Of Honest Trailers
Thursday, August 22 by

Genius at work.

Google Images really sucks sometimes, you know?
Guy Ritchie Will Tell A Tale Of How The Empire State Building Came To Be
Wednesday, August 21 by

You’re not the only one who thinks it’s a weird premise.

We're not going to show it to you here. Lower your eyeballs a little. We make you work for it.
Guess How Long This Dolly Track Is For P.T. Anderson’s ‘Inherent Vice’. GUESS!
Wednesday, August 21 by

Also, we will explain what a dolly track is, and the length of this one is newsworthy.

That's the same face I made while writing this!
Rashida Jones Is Leaving ‘Parks And Rec’ For A CW Show Called ‘Ladyballs’
Wednesday, August 21 by

It gets worse from there. Just kidding. Not possible.

Harvey doesn't know the meaning of the words "eye contact."
The Weinstein Company Will Be Streaming All Their New Movies Through Netflix
Tuesday, August 20 by

In news that’s likely to make fans of Bully (is there such a thing?) rejoice, a press release was issued today stating that TWC and Netflix have reached an agreement…

He looks like a guy who has chariot racing in his blood.
The Guy Who Directed ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ And An Upcoming Film About Killer Squirrels Will Remake ‘Ben-Hur’
Monday, August 19 by

His name is Timur Bekmambetov. I’m putting that here so I won’t have to type it again.

Pictured in his greatest role.
Jon Hamm To Star In ‘Million Dollar Arm’ For Disney
Monday, August 19 by

With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…