Does Jay-Z really need another award nomination?
“We’re talking wieners.”
Minus the zombies.
I’m not taking this pill.
Your boycott when they raised their fees? It did nothing.
Leaning more cool than rude.
I didn’t opt for a winking ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ narrative for this piece.
The auteur flexes his nuts at the studio.
A plus sign means you’re pregnant. A minus means you’re not. And an occult symbol means your dead twin is secretly gazing at you through an oculus torn into the fabric of reality.
There are some films that are simply above criticism.
It’s good for small dogs. It’s GREAT for small dogs.
This show keeps getting weirder/better.
The defenders of the Grammys were too busy breathing through their mouths to defend the Grammys.
Let it go! LET IT GOOOOO!!!!
That’s a big robot.
Find out in this new sneak peek.
It’s the only explanation.
Time to get the nerds back on board.
Get on it, Nintendo!
Labored, painful exchanges don’t make for loyal viewers, apparently.
We occasionally break theme to report stories that reflect poorly on people we don’t care for. JOURNALISM.
The man nails every role.
Think ‘Downton Abbey’ but with funnier wigs.
Just ask this guy.
Take notes, ladies.
Best personal trainer ever.