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Roger Sterling cameo, please.
‘Mad Men’s Sally Draper To Star In The Uber-Creepy ‘Flowers In The Attic’ Adaptation
Thursday, August 15 by

The flowers they speak of are actually incest.

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Vin Diesel’s Marvel Role Revealed — Tree
Wednesday, August 14 by

Show me Happy Tree. Good. Now show me Surfing On Missile Tree.

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If ‘Blade Runner’ Were An 8-Bit Game
Wednesday, August 14 by

It would still be much better without voice over.

MAKEOVER!
Did Fox Offer Hugh Jackman $100 Million To Keep Playing Wolverine?
Wednesday, August 14 by

And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?

He's on MovieFone trying to find showtimes for 'Scary Movie 5'.
Bruce Willis Is ‘Bored’ Doing Action Movies
Wednesday, August 14 by

GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!

The awkward high school years.
Tina Fey Will Be Getting The ’30 Rock’ Crew Back Together For A New Comedy
Wednesday, August 14 by

It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.

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Finally A Book Worth Reading! Ron Burgundy To Release Tell-All Memoir
Wednesday, August 14 by

Move over, The Bible.

Nice work, USA.
The White House Twitter Account Just Made A Pretty Funny ‘Mean Girls’ Reference
Tuesday, August 13 by

At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.

Smile, Walt!!!
‘Breaking Bad’ Got Its Highest Ratings Ever Last Night
Monday, August 12 by

Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.

No image really conveyed the type of gorgeous morons I had in mind, so here's the CBS logo.
CBS Inverts The ‘Big Bang Theory’ Premise To Appeal To Dumb People
Monday, August 12 by

Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.

They'll see you for your polyps now.
Want A ‘Wizard Of Oz’-Inspired Medical Drama? CBS Will Give You One, You Weirdo.
Monday, August 12 by

I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.

The man, the myth, the outfit.
Tonight Jay Leno Gives Up The ‘Tonight Show’ Throne
Monday, August 12 by

NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.

Such a badass...
Bruce Willis Quit Expendables Because He Wanted $3 Million For 4 Days Of Work, Not $3 Million
Thursday, August 8 by

$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.

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Caption This Pic And Win $145 Prize Pack From ’2 Guns’
Thursday, August 8 by

Think you’re funny? Prove it, and win $145 prize pack from Universal Pictures’s 2 Guns. All you have to do is leave a caption for the following pic, and you’re…

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Stephen Colbert Blasts Pitchfork For Accusing His Publicity Stunt Of Being A Publicity Stunt
Thursday, August 8 by

Even though it totally was.

Whoa. Is she like, 12?
‘Two And A Half Men’ Has A New Half-Man. And It’s A Young Lesbian. Shocking.
Thursday, August 8 by

Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.

Pretty cool looking, actually.
Russel Simmons Gives The Kids What They Want. What They Want Is Apparently A Cartoon About The Harlem Renaissance.
Wednesday, August 7 by

Exciting stuff!

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And Now Walter White Replaced With A Pug
Wednesday, August 7 by

“Yo, Mr. White’s a dog, bitch.”

Here's Harrison Ford looking markedly badass.
Harrison Ford Inexplicably Joins The Cast Of ‘Expendables 3′
Tuesday, August 6 by

A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.

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Supercut: Greatest Movie T-Shirts Ever
Tuesday, August 6 by

I will have to dock points for not including Wooderson’s Ted Nugent t-shirt or the one the bad guy wears in ‘Kuffs’.

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Wall-E Exists In Real Life!!
Tuesday, August 6 by

Somebody spent five years building this. Congratulations on that.

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I Prefer ‘Star Trek’ As Voiced By The Cast Of ‘Archer’
Monday, August 5 by

This took long enough.

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‘Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical’
Monday, August 5 by

This!

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Almost Everyone Is Leaving ‘American Idol’ (And J. Lo Is Coming Back)
Monday, August 5 by

Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…

This was the day Adam spent six hours looking for his eyeglasses. Hilarious.
Adam Carolla Will Host A Spike TV Show That Calls Out Shody Contractors
Monday, August 5 by

It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.

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It’s Been 381 Days Without A Batman
Monday, August 5 by

‘Batman vs Superman’ is trying to cast the Caped Crusader.

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‘Walking Dead’ Featurette Promises Zombies Out The Butt
Friday, August 2 by

Hopefully also plot development and characters making good decisions.

Billy Crystal will get another 365 days in the cryo-vac.
Ellen Degeneres To Host 2014 Oscars, Hathaway/Franco Snubbed For Third Consecutive Year
Friday, August 2 by

She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.

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Whatever These Bizarre Korean Commercials Are Selling, I’m Buying
Friday, August 2 by

RoboCop is like Ronald McDonald over there!

Here's Buffett conspiring to expand his meth empire with a well-known Albuquerque drug dealer.
Billionaire Warren Buffett Loves ‘Breaking Bad’, Is Therefore A Secret Meth Kingpin HImself
Thursday, August 1 by

This is tantamount to Buffett confessing to meth trafficking.