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It’s a good thing he can’t feel any pain.

“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”

Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.

He’d better have a damn good reason.

She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.

It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.

Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy, and I lost $25 betting on the Eagles.

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!

It’s the circle of box office performance.

This might give the Emmy Awards a special ‘Sheen’ (read: venereal disease).

Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

It’s unclear who got to be Andrew McCarthy.

Not cool, fellas.

The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.

He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.

Glenn, Rob, and Charlie will be producing, but not lending their voices.

Sometimes flight is much cooler than fight.

Whatever that means.

What else can I possible say?

Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.

It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!

They can’t hide forever.

It just wouldn’t be a Tarantino film without him.

Just don’t do it.

If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.

Say your prayers and it might happen sooner.

Get ready to feel really, really old.

He was heads above the rest.

Let’s go get drunk.