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Out of the darkest Ed Hardy shirt comes the daybreak.
‘Two And A Half Men’s Half-Man Issues Lazy Pseudo-Apology For His Comments
Wednesday, November 28 by

It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.

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The Screen Junkies Show: Fantasy Fantasy Football (With Paul Scheer)
Wednesday, November 28 by

Who says we can’t have Catwoman, Dumbledore, and Cobra Commander on our fantasy football team? It’s our fantasy!

We're back, bitches.
Ian McKellen And Patrick Stewart To Loan Their Old Britishness To ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’
Wednesday, November 28 by

News keeps getting better by the day.

The evangelist's body language suggests, "Tell me more, you big dumb baby."
Two And A Half Men Star Angus T. Jones Calls His Show ‘Filth’
Tuesday, November 27 by

A 19 year-old got disillusioned? That almost never happens!

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What Trickery Is This? ‘American Horror Story: Asylum’ Pinhead Actually Kinda Hot
Tuesday, November 27 by

I’m feeling a lot of confusing feelings right now.

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Ben Savage And Danielle Fishel Able To Clear Their Calendars For ‘Boy Meets World’ Sequel
Tuesday, November 27 by

In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.

I had no idea porn made women so happy. You're welcome, women.
Study Shows Porn Actresses Have Higher Self-Esteem Than Their Totally Prude Counterparts
Tuesday, November 27 by

This story makes me so happy I could explode!

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In ‘The Game Of Thrones’ You Master Your Domain Or You Die
Monday, November 26 by

Hello, Baelish.

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Henry Cavill Might Be In ‘Justice League’ After All
Monday, November 26 by

Or mayhap he won’t.

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‘Hobbit’ Production Diary Looks Inside The World Of Computer-Generated Beards
Monday, November 26 by

You really can’t risk a single hair out of place.

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Happy Thanksgiving From ‘The Screen Junkies Show’
Wednesday, November 21 by

Happy Thanksgiving, jerks!!

What are you so happy about? You're going to star in a crappy sitcom.
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: Keenan Thompson Gets His Very Own Sitcom
Tuesday, November 20 by

Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.

"Peace, bitches!"
Elmo Resigns: Kevin Clash Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, November 20 by

As a second accuser comes forward.

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‘This Is 40′ Red-Band Affirms Megan Fox’s Breasts Are Great
Tuesday, November 20 by

This should silence any doubts.

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Mr. Belding Has Joined A Rapper’s Entourage
Monday, November 19 by

Straight outta Bayside.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Three Teaser: Fire Vs. Ice
Monday, November 19 by

Who ya got?

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Mark Wahlberg Producing Show About Boston’s Most Civilized Women
Friday, November 16 by

I predict bitches get beat up.

Poor Mike Meyers.
Kanye West To Participate In Hurricane Sandy Relief Project, Nation Will Learn Who Doesn’t Care About Black People In 2012
Thursday, November 15 by

Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.

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Obama’s America: ‘Twins’ Sequel Will Star Eddie Murphy
Wednesday, November 14 by

At what price diversity?

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Rejoice! Elmo’s Accuser Withdraws Sex Abuse Claims
Tuesday, November 13 by

No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.

Who needs perspective when you have a yellow scarf?
This Might Be The Greatest Rex Reed Quote Of All Time
Monday, November 12 by

Let’s go back to a simpler time, when the country was in the middle of a bloody and prolonged Civil War…

P-I-M-P.
Elmo Allegedly Banged A Kid
Monday, November 12 by

Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.

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First Look At ‘All You Need Is Kill’ Confirms Long-Held Suspicion That Tom Cruise Is A Robot
Friday, November 9 by

Just wow.

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Ian McKellen’s ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Commentary: The Lost Tapes
Friday, November 9 by

Gandalf gives the straight dope.

On the set of 'Pain and Gain', Michael Bay's latest.
Michael Bay DID Throw Mark Wahlberg A ‘Transformers’ Bone
Friday, November 9 by

Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.

The old "esteemed director shows up wearing headphones" gag. P.T., you've done it again!
What P.T. Anderson Really Wants To Do Is Bring The Yuks
Thursday, November 8 by

He’s a regular Carrot Top.

Snark aside, it's pictures like this that make 'Parks and Rec' so easy to love.
Joe Biden Fans Rejoice!: The VP Will Appear On ‘Parks And Recreation’
Thursday, November 8 by

He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.

"I'm looking good today!!!!"
David Arquette Is Jacked Now
Thursday, November 8 by

Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.

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Michael Bay Might Throw Mark Wahlberg A ‘Transformers’ Bone
Wednesday, November 7 by

Hollywood’s new besties.

No, Tom. NOT THUMBS UP.
There Will Be No ‘Top Gun 2′, So Val Kilmer Can Get After Those Chicken Wings Now
Wednesday, November 7 by

They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.