His home planet needs him.
If you put the word “cyber” in front of anything, it makes old people feel like they’re on a spaceship.
And you thought Hugh Jackman ate a lot of chicken.
Take that, ‘Tonight Show’!
I put surprise in quotes because we’re not stupid.
Yeah. And my hoverboard just arrived in the mail.
Give her the chair!
Excited about this? Too bad. They’re all sold out.
Lifetime: Television for Christian Woman
Move over, other-musicals-I-don’t-know-by-name.
And probably some babies and wolves too.
Our baby’s all grown up.
Also starring Rob Corddry.
Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!
That headline really takes some liberties with the word “pioneer.”
They grow up so fast.
As long as I keep getting ‘Burn Notice’ reruns coming my way, I don’t care what they do.
MacGruber is mankind’s last hope.
Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.
You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…
At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.
Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.
They don’t talk like real people.
They’re taking on Christmas in New York City.
I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.
And maybe Tim and Eric as well.
She was 85.