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I demand toddler versions of all familiar characters. Like 'Muppet Babies'.
Disney Exec Says They’ll Crank Out One ‘Star Wars’ Origin Story Per Year
Friday, September 13 by

Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.

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‘Better Call Saul!’ – Leaked TV Intro
Friday, September 13 by

The next great classic!

SOLD.
Don’t Worry, Lars Von Trier’s Next Movie, ‘Nymphomaniac’, Will Be Five Hours Long
Thursday, September 12 by

That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.

Ugh. Summer reading.
J.K. Rowling Will Write A Harry Potter Film Without Harry Potter, Because Screw Him
Thursday, September 12 by

Oh, those wondrous beasts!

Cue the worst Jane's Addiction song ever made.
‘Entourage’ Movie Delayed By Actual Hollywood Casting Drama
Thursday, September 12 by

He is Queens Boulevard.

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SJ Show: What Needs To Happen In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, September 12 by

We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.

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‘Always Sunny’ Pulls A ‘Cheers’
Thursday, September 12 by

Paddy’s Pub. Where everybody knows your name.

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‘Escape From Tomorrow’ First Movie Filmed Secretly At Disney World To Feature No Upskirts
Thursday, September 12 by

I always knew that place was up to something.

Hey, a handsome actor!
Because It’s Only Fair, People Now Want Loki From ‘The Avengers’ To Get His Own Movie
Wednesday, September 11 by

There’s nothing studio execs take more seriously than a fan-made petition.

Motivational speech after motivational speech.
Showtime To Develop Pro Basketball Drama From Guy Who Knows Sports
Wednesday, September 11 by

The pilot will just be Steve Nash dishing out no-look passes!

They're secretly paying a facial acting coach to help Johnny Depp recreate this smile. It could take years.
Next ‘Pirates’ Movie Shut Down To Rework Script. This Could Be A Minute.
Wednesday, September 11 by

Disney quality control rears its ugly head.

Nobody cares.
AMC Has Cancelled ‘The Killing’. Again.
Wednesday, September 11 by

Let it evolve into the next, better show.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Four: Sigur Rós Is Coming
Wednesday, September 11 by

If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90′s, get ready to be extra smug.

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‘Jurassic Park IV’ Gets A New Title And Joins The Tentpole Dogpile That Is The Summer 2015
Wednesday, September 11 by

We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.

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Stephen Merchant Weirds Out Chicks In ‘Hello Ladies’ Trailer
Tuesday, September 10 by

It’s like watching my 20′s.

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Watch ‘The Last Thing You See’ Supercut Of Final Shots From Movies
Tuesday, September 10 by

Spoiler ‘lert.

Well aren't you a cute superhero, Ant-Man?
‘Ant-Man’ Will Be Ruining Our Picnics, Summer 2015
Tuesday, September 10 by

He won’t be lethal, but he’ll be annoying as hell.

Oh, Patrick!
‘American Psycho’ Follow-Up Series In The Works At FX
Tuesday, September 10 by

I bet he’ll now be extolling the virtues of Mumford and Sons and Carly Rae Pepsen.

The is the look Arsenio gives you when he says you seem familiar, then you tell him you met him at a wedding once in 2002.
After One Night On The Air, Arsenio Hall Is The King Of Late Night!
Tuesday, September 10 by

The 90′s are back!!!

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Jimmy Kimmel Revealed As Mastermind Behind The Flaming Twerk Video
Tuesday, September 10 by

You’ve made us all to look as FOOLS, Kimmel!

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‘Silver Linings Batman’: The Darkest Hour
Tuesday, September 10 by

Is this what rock bottom looks like?

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Eddie Murphy Is Here To Make Sense Of It All With His New Reggae Video
Monday, September 9 by

The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.

NOT BATMAN.
Maybe The Fact That Josh Brolin Was Considered As Batman Will Make You Feel Better About Affleck Getting The Role
Monday, September 9 by

Then again, maybe it won’t.

I'll wait for DETAILStv.
Say Goodbye To The Style Channel, Say Hello To Esquire Network
Monday, September 9 by

I want to put on a vest and fedora just thinking about this wonderful news.

It's far inferior to my "Charles in Charge: Gender Dynamics in the Workplace" seminars.
UC Irvine Offering A Free Online ‘Walking Dead’ Course
Monday, September 9 by

Does anyone want to get in my study group?

Seems like a nice enough young man.
Bruno Mars Announced For Super Bowl Halftime Show, Gwar Waits Until Next Year (Again)
Monday, September 9 by

How has there not been a Katy Perry halftime show yet? Seems odd…

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McConaughey & Harrelson Chase A Serial Killer In HBO’s ‘True Detective’ Trailer
Monday, September 9 by

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have teamed up, surprisingly not to raise hemp awareness (it’s a versatile material!), but instead to have a drawl-off in the upcoming HBO series True…

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The Rock To Star In McG’s Remake Of ‘The Fall Guy’
Friday, September 6 by

But will he do his own stunts?

What might have been.
Read The ‘Breaking Bad Storylines That Never Made It Into The Show
Thursday, September 5 by

Better left unshot.

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Vin Diesel Doesn’t Give A Fudge About Batman
Thursday, September 5 by

Somebody had to say it.