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Hugh Laurie Guest-Starring On ‘Veep’, Possibly As The…
Thursday, November 20 by

We’ll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.

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Keanu Reeves To Battle A Familiar Set Of Circumstances In ‘The Panopticon’
Thursday, November 20 by

With a title like ‘Panopticon’, you can just go ahead and start printing money right now.

‘The Graduate’ Director Mike Nichols Passes Away at 83
Thursday, November 20 by

“He was a true visionary, winning the highest honors in the arts for his work as a director, writer, producer and comic and was one of a tiny few to win the EGOT — an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony in his lifetime.”

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Studios Are Looking To Adapt ‘Serial’ Podcast For Both TV And Film
Thursday, November 20 by

That ‘Serial’ is so hot right now…

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Melissa McCarthy Going To Take A Stab At Playing Tinkerbell. Yes, THAT Tinkerbell
Thursday, November 20 by

Maybe John C. Reilly could play Peter Pan.

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The Second Choice For Starlord In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Was…’Always Sunny’s Glenn Howerton
Thursday, November 20 by

A very strange, inspired choice.

Man, that is some taught skin.
CNN Anchor Discusses Penis-Biting With Cosby Rape Accuser, Somehow Gets In Trouble
Wednesday, November 19 by

The bounds of both journalism and good taste have been jackhammered to dust.

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Netflix Is Delaying The Release Of The Bill Cosby Special Due To Recent “Unpleasantness”
Wednesday, November 19 by

“Unpleasantness” = a torrent of sexual allegations.

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Peter Berg To Direct Film About Uncatchable Cartel Leader (Who Got Caught)
Wednesday, November 19 by

Finally, a film about the drug trade!

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Tom Hardy Is Starring In FX Series ‘Taboo’ That He And His Dad Wrote
Tuesday, November 18 by

His dad’s name is “Chips” which is an awesome name.

Just line the suit with some Spanx and you're good to go.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Asked To Join A ‘Running Man’ Reboot
Tuesday, November 18 by

Richard Dawson should definitely be asked back if he’s alive.

This Modern Trailer For ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Shows You The Whole Damn Movie
Tuesday, November 18 by

I didn’t count one BRAHM! Make it again.

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HBO Released This Frustrating Vine To Let Us Know They Picked Up Westwood
Tuesday, November 18 by

“‘Westworld’ was picked up” would have been sufficient.

The version in German is always better. Like with "99 Luftballoons."
Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series
Tuesday, November 18 by

If this thing’s in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

These new Lincoln ads are getting really high-concept.
Theaters Are Selling All-You-Can Watch ‘Interstellar’ Tickets to Customers
Monday, November 17 by

Pays for itself after the second painful viewing.

No CGI Philip Seymour Hoffman In ‘Hunger Games: The Mockingjay – Part I: The First One’
Monday, November 17 by

Nightmares avoided.

You Can Soon Own The Coffee Mug Bong From ‘The Cabin In The Woods’
Monday, November 17 by

A great day for science. A great day for man.

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"
Netflix ‘Marco Polo’ Trailer Has Literally Nothing To Do With The Swimming Pool Game
Monday, November 17 by

However, if we’re drawing parallels, I guess his father, who gave him away as a slave, would be his “fish out of water.”

I can only assume that this will no longer make Cosby sweaters acceptable hipster kitsch. *sobs*
The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom
Monday, November 17 by

As in, “They might not want to make it at all.”

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.

I've never imagined a show could look so unappealing just from a still.
The Curse Of Will Arnett Continues With Cancellation Of ‘The Millers’
Monday, November 17 by


Don't worry. I cropped out the man's bare bottom.
The Parents Television Council Think That Risque Cable Channels Should Be Premium Channels
Monday, November 17 by

Thanks, PTC!

Johnny Depp Was Slurring More Than Usual At The Hollywood Film Awards
Monday, November 17 by


Walt Can’t Get Jesse To Play In ‘Do You Want To Build A Meth Lab?’
Monday, November 17 by

Poor, lonely Walter. All that time that he was the one who was knocking, it was in search of a friend.

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Rainn Wilson Plays The Ole’ ‘Quirky, Misanthropic Savant’ In Fox’s ‘Backstrom’ Trailer
Friday, November 14 by

It’s about time someone played that sort of character.

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Sony Jumping On The Streaming Bandwagon With ‘Sony Vue’
Friday, November 14 by

Looking forward to ‘Twisted Metal Mysteries’ on Thursdays at 8PM.

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This ‘Dumb And Dumber To’ Clip Features A Bill Murray Cameo In Full Meth-Making Gear
Friday, November 14 by

Enjoy some Cajun-style meth.

Got milk?
Cross Your Fingers: Christoph Waltz Could Be The Next Bond Villain
Friday, November 14 by

Cross them harder!

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Nick Cannon And NBC To Revive ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous’
Thursday, November 13 by

America needs more bathtubs filled with champagne right now. To heal.

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‘Duck Dynasty’ Musical Is Heading To Vegas, Where It Belongs
Thursday, November 13 by

Ah, the wonders of theater!

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