Duncan Jones and Jake Gyllenhaal were…busy or something.
He just can’t help himself.
How has he not done this movie yet?
Amateur hour is over.
These guys look like they might be a little more fun than Superman.
Well, Sony DID make a comedy about killing their leader.
Honest mistake, folks.
NBC sure seems to be in a hurry to be done with this show.
No, it’s not Paris Hilton.
Naturally. They’re not allergic to money.
Politics as usual.
“Bitchin'” was the least offensive way he described them.
With John C. Reilly as Gunther.
I bet a lot of people got Google alerts for “Marvel Paul Rudd.” Sorry about that.
That Matthew McConaughey, so hot right now…
It will be produced by Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant.
Looks like NBC’s loss is Netflix’ gain.
At least I’ll always have that VHS copy of ‘Taking Lives’ to console me. Yeah, “console” me.
Five would have been too many.
Assuming this movie happens.
Will Sorkin go back to television?
Maybe he’ll play a baker or something.
Can you show a masturbating bear during primetime? I’m going to assume you can.
We’ll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.
With a title like ‘Panopticon’, you can just go ahead and start printing money right now.
“He was a true visionary, winning the highest honors in the arts for his work as a director, writer, producer and comic and was one of a tiny few to win the EGOT — an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony in his lifetime.”
That ‘Serial’ is so hot right now…
Maybe John C. Reilly could play Peter Pan.
A very strange, inspired choice.