Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.
You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…
At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.
Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.
They don’t talk like real people.
They’re taking on Christmas in New York City.
I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.
And maybe Tim and Eric as well.
She was 85.
I would say it will be missed, but..will it?
It should never be made.
This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.
When all else fails, lower your standards.
That’ll do dragon. That’ll do.
The Walking Dead returns to AMC on Sunday, February 9th with a mid-season premiere that promises to be even darker than previous seasons. Good, because frankly graphic murder images like…
First the security scares, lack of toilets, poison water, and dog murder. Now THIS.
And it didn’t even involve bear masturbation.
This is an actual Hollywood movie-theater movie.
You can soon start watching their weird shows at 8.
He’ll have to act with his face.
It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.
And Evan Goldberg, too. But he doesn’t get as many clicks for us.
Ahhhh, zombies are real!
Bye bye, Jay.
He’s like nerd catnip.
Will she suit up as The Wasp?
‘White Collar’ and ‘Burn Notice’ will have to work EXTRA hard now.
Just give Loki his own movie already.
Well, Sundays slipped slightly more in favor of the Lord.