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Raw Commentary: Sandler And Pacino Talk ‘Jack & Jill’
Tuesday, January 15 by

Envelope yourself in Sandler’s process.

This picture alone is enough to fill my Jessica Simpson quota for the next decade.
Jessica Simpson And ‘Paul Blart’ Writer To Team Up For Televised Meeting Of The Minds On NBC
Tuesday, January 15 by

NICK LACHEY REUNION EPISODE?!?!?!?!?

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Get A Look At This Gross New Preview For ‘The Walking Dead’
Tuesday, January 15 by

An eye for an eye.

This resembles the first 80 minutes of that dream I keep having.
MGM Announces Ben-Hur Remake, Pleasing Chariotmakers Everywhere
Tuesday, January 15 by

This better feature Gavin DeGraw’s “Chariot.”

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Head Covering Enthusiast Johnny Depp Eying Lead In ‘The Magic Hat Of Mortimer Wintergreen’
Tuesday, January 15 by

Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.

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True Facts About Morgan Freeman
Monday, January 14 by

I’d like to live in a world where these facts are 100% true.

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Trey Parker & Matt Stone Open Their Own Studio
Monday, January 14 by

Hollywood just got awesome.

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White House Is Passing On A Petition To Build A Death Star
Monday, January 14 by

Leave out the ducts. Trust me.

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Louis C.K. In Talks To Endure David O. Russell
Monday, January 14 by

Fans of the C-word unite!

Clink.
The World Will Get Iran’s Side Of The ‘Argo’ Story
Friday, January 11 by

“Argo-Not.”

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Oprah Does The Internet
Friday, January 11 by

Oprah and Gayle take to the Internet to recreate classic viral videos.

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The Powerpuff Girls Cancel The Apocalypse In ‘Pacific Rim’ Mashup Trailer
Thursday, January 10 by

Sonuvabitch!! They’re pretty much the same thing.

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Steven Spielberg Suddenly Too Fancy For ‘Robopocalypse’
Thursday, January 10 by

Drew Goddard’s script is just too awesome to shoot.

Here's Nolan, moments after wandering on to the set of a Wes Anderson film, apparently.
Christopher Nolan Will Direct Another Completely Incomprehensible Film
Thursday, January 10 by

Instead of 3D glasses, dunce caps will be given out to audience members.

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Nom Nom Nom: Academy Award Nominees 2013
Thursday, January 10 by

Beasts of the Southern Wild’s Quvenzhan√© Wallis is this year’s Uggie

That's one handsome couple.
James Franco Now Making Art From His Webcam, This Time, A Justin Bieber Cover
Wednesday, January 9 by

Full disclosure: I did not watch this.

I vote "funny."
Funny Or Die Gets Deal To Bring You A Ton Of Movies
Wednesday, January 9 by

I choose death.

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Don’t Play: ‘Django Unchained’ Action Figures Causing Uproar
Wednesday, January 9 by

Thankfully they aren’t talking action figures.

Got me felling kinda...you know...blue.
New ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes Will Be ‘Very Different’, And Therefore, Bad
Wednesday, January 9 by

Here they go again. On their own.

Who was the first airbender? Probably Jesus.
M. Night Shyamalan To Offer His Own ‘Twist’ On A TV Series
Tuesday, January 8 by

WORDPLAY.

Here it is in its blurry glory.
‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Gets Its Own Beer
Tuesday, January 8 by

But it’s willing to share with you.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Passes Up Marvel For Johnny Depp’s Sloppy Second ‘Sin City’ Seconds
Tuesday, January 8 by

Title makes sense if you read the article.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Inception’
Tuesday, January 8 by

You really shouldn’t need us to point out the sh*ttiness of ‘Inception’.

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R.I.P. ‘Snakes On A Plane’ Director David R. Ellis
Tuesday, January 8 by

The director passed away on location in South Africa.

Ugh. He should be "crucified" for the nerd-chic look.
Brad Pitt To Play The Man Who Sentenced Jesus To Death
Monday, January 7 by

It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.

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Al Roker Pooped His Pants At The White House
Monday, January 7 by

Also known as “pulling a Reagan.”

Classis Huell. Not to be confused with Saul Goddman's bodyguard, who is large and black, but also named Huell.
Huell Howser, Public TV Staple, Dies At 67
Monday, January 7 by

Pour out some California orange juice.

Why so angry, lizard?
Frank Darabont Is Going To Rewrite The ‘Godzilla’ Movie
Monday, January 7 by

The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.

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There’s More Story To Tell: ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, January 7 by

The young ladies love some Leatherface.

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NBC Hopes They Don’t Cancel ‘Community’
Monday, January 7 by

They have a funny way of showing it.