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They’re all available, and tomorrow at 10 AM totally works for them.

Sure, why not?

He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”

They should do parkour instead of surfing.

She’ll play some kind of role.

Sponsored by the NRA.

I’ll be there for you…. until I find out you’re a murderous robot.

Just assume that your favorite Arrested Development quote is right here.

I want! I want!

How do you like these space apples?

As far as Steve Buscemi tattoos are concerned.

They cast a spell on me.

This time he’ll play a trainer so don’t worry, he likely won’t be taking his shirt off.

He should live in an underwater house already.

‘Dexter’ is back for another bloody season.

This just in…

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Boober is a cutter.

There’s no way this movie will make sense.

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

This is pretty high-concept.

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

Can’t we just renew the entire series while we’re at it.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.

Stretch those chubby vocal chords, gents.

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

Go Joe! Again!!

Bronson Pinchot does not respect Mother Nature.