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Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Asked To Join A ‘Running Man’ Reboot
Tuesday, November 18 by

Richard Dawson should definitely be asked back if he’s alive.

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This Modern Trailer For ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Shows You The Whole Damn Movie
Tuesday, November 18 by

I didn’t count one BRAHM! Make it again.

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HBO Released This Frustrating Vine To Let Us Know They Picked Up Westwood
Tuesday, November 18 by

“‘Westworld’ was picked up” would have been sufficient.

The version in German is always better. Like with "99 Luftballoons."
Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series
Tuesday, November 18 by

If this thing’s in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

These new Lincoln ads are getting really high-concept.
Theaters Are Selling All-You-Can Watch ‘Interstellar’ Tickets to Customers
Monday, November 17 by

Pays for itself after the second painful viewing.

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No CGI Philip Seymour Hoffman In ‘Hunger Games: The Mockingjay – Part I: The First One’
Monday, November 17 by

Nightmares avoided.

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You Can Soon Own The Coffee Mug Bong From ‘The Cabin In The Woods’
Monday, November 17 by

A great day for science. A great day for man.

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"
Netflix ‘Marco Polo’ Trailer Has Literally Nothing To Do With The Swimming Pool Game
Monday, November 17 by

However, if we’re drawing parallels, I guess his father, who gave him away as a slave, would be his “fish out of water.”

I can only assume that this will no longer make Cosby sweaters acceptable hipster kitsch. *sobs*
The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom
Monday, November 17 by

As in, “They might not want to make it at all.”

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.

I've never imagined a show could look so unappealing just from a still.
The Curse Of Will Arnett Continues With Cancellation Of ‘The Millers’
Monday, November 17 by

COME ON!

Don't worry. I cropped out the man's bare bottom.
The Parents Television Council Think That Risque Cable Channels Should Be Premium Channels
Monday, November 17 by

Thanks, PTC!

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Johnny Depp Was Slurring More Than Usual At The Hollywood Film Awards
Monday, November 17 by

TGIF

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Walt Can’t Get Jesse To Play In ‘Do You Want To Build A Meth Lab?’
Monday, November 17 by

Poor, lonely Walter. All that time that he was the one who was knocking, it was in search of a friend.

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Rainn Wilson Plays The Ole’ ‘Quirky, Misanthropic Savant’ In Fox’s ‘Backstrom’ Trailer
Friday, November 14 by

It’s about time someone played that sort of character.

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Sony Jumping On The Streaming Bandwagon With ‘Sony Vue’
Friday, November 14 by

Looking forward to ‘Twisted Metal Mysteries’ on Thursdays at 8PM.

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This ‘Dumb And Dumber To’ Clip Features A Bill Murray Cameo In Full Meth-Making Gear
Friday, November 14 by

Enjoy some Cajun-style meth.

Got milk?
Cross Your Fingers: Christoph Waltz Could Be The Next Bond Villain
Friday, November 14 by

Cross them harder!

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Nick Cannon And NBC To Revive ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous’
Thursday, November 13 by

America needs more bathtubs filled with champagne right now. To heal.

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‘Duck Dynasty’ Musical Is Heading To Vegas, Where It Belongs
Thursday, November 13 by

Ah, the wonders of theater!

THE CONJURING
New Line Makes Travel Plans For ‘The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist’
Wednesday, November 12 by

‘The Conjuring 2′ will be hopping across the pond to jolly, old, haunted-as-f*ck England.

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‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot’s Doctor Doom Reimagined As Guy You Block From Your Facebook Feed
Wednesday, November 12 by

Seems like they’re not doing anything right.

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Create Your Own, Better ‘Star Wars’ Subtitle With This Widget
Wednesday, November 12 by

Go ahead. Let it all out.

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David O. Russell, Jennifer Lawrence, And Robert DeNiro Reuniting For Biopic About The Miracle Mop Inventor
Wednesday, November 12 by

If you’re looking for Bradley Cooper’s name somewhere, you’re not going to find it.

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Conan O’Brien Joined The ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Last Night On His Show
Wednesday, November 12 by

He would be an amazing biker.

How come none of my appearances are in courtrooms that nice?
TNT Gives ‘Franklin & Bash’ The Axe Leaving Us Breathless, Bash-less
Tuesday, November 11 by

I knew that Bash was on the bubble, but Franklin? I…I need to sit down.

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10 Hours Of Princess Leia Walking Around NYC
Tuesday, November 11 by

Keep it in the cantina, guys.

Are those women trapped in glass? I really need to revisit this movie.
‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’ Sequel News! Don’t Act Like You’re Not Interested
Tuesday, November 11 by

Tell your aunt. She wouldn’t shut up about the first one.

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Amazon Rolls Out Seven New Shows, Forcing Us To Take It Seriously
Tuesday, November 11 by

Fine, Amazon. We’ll pay attention. Jeez. Nice work on ‘Transparent’, btw.

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Dwayne Johnson And Kevin Hart Teaming Up For Film We Could Have Just Assumed Was Being Made
Tuesday, November 11 by

They’ll play former classmates who now work for the CIA. DUH.