EVERYBODY GETS A F*CKING REBOOT.
It’s called ‘Pure Evel’, because that’s an amazing name.
Maybe he’ll talk slow enough that the apes just leave.
We don’t know who she’s playing, but we know she’s on board.
Hmm. That doesn’t make any sense, now does it?
After spending months filming, I’m sure she’s the last person that wants to see this mess.
They’re doing this because they love you.
It’s the closest he can come to being Donald Trump’s running mate.
All that power can really go to a mall cop’s head.
This is heavy.
Bed bugs are the least of your worries.
There’s going to be a showdown.
Thanks to The Lockhart in Toronto.
Exton Square Mall in Exton, PA….It’s your time to shine!
He’s looking the part, all right.
It’s not like Zack Snyder’s cranking out original scripts.
Even their multiple location shoots can’t create a world this crazy.
Or is SHE mispronouncing it? Nah. It’s us. It’s us.
I doubt this one will be as dramatic as the fictitious one.
The plot and roles remain something of a mystery, still.
Full disclosure: It ain’t much.
Which I guess means she gets to drive a monster truck.
Rogen and Byrne just need to move away from the campus.
It’s actually a decent pass at a script. Nicely done, Mr. Firefox!
I wonder what Tom Pretty song he’ll base this one on.
Is the world ready for a white James Bond?
It sounds like the characters have gotten their lives together. Sort of.
Bring on some more weirdness!