If there’s one thing that kids love, it’s a whoddunit.
This mystery person is doing God’s work.
It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.
Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?
I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.
Go f*ck yourself, America.
‘Avengers 3′ is going to be the most sarcastic film ever.
Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.
It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.
In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.
Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.
But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.
He really knows how to teach critics.
Off to Never Never Land.
The War on Christmas just got its ass kicked.
If you are planning on seeing the season three finale, but haven’t, you might not want to read this.
She’s a really good mom.
The joke here is that Paul Rudd wasn’t even in ‘Mac and Me’.
Enricco Palazzo is spinning in his grave.
It’s like a modern day, not magical ‘Game of Thrones’.
Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.
Now we should all complain about not having Ferraris.
And all it took was several firings and a trip beyond the Darkest Timeline.
Good news for people who like awesome things.
Yup, those sure are some nominees.
The ending, more specifically.
If it’s not an origin story called ‘Mercury Rising’, I’m chucking my laptop against the wall.
Just don’t touch his hair, ok?
Was there clamoring for this? It must have been muffled.