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BUT CAN THEY WRITE SOMETHING AS GOOD AS "GOAT-BOY"?
‘SNL’ Picks Up Two Black Female Writers As Well, Wants You To Shut Up About Lack Of Black Females Now
Wednesday, January 8 by

If you’re a black female, congratulations, you’ve probably been hired by SNL recently.

I'd tell him to wax that unibrow, but he's been dead for almost 20 years.
2Pac Auditioned To Be Mace Windu In ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’?
Wednesday, January 8 by

The question mark means it might not be true, but it’s still cool enough to report.

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Aubrey Plaza Plays Sax And Rides A Paddleboat In This Music Video
Wednesday, January 8 by

In case you wanted to see that.

LET ME IN
Matt Reeves To Continue Directing ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Films/Looking Like A Chubby Gary Oldman
Wednesday, January 8 by

A big show of faith from the studio.

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There’s More ‘Paul Blart’ Story To Tell
Wednesday, January 8 by

You had a nice run, ‘The Godfather II’.

Mischievous.
Craig Robinson Gets His Own NBC Show
Tuesday, January 7 by

Spoiler alert: He will be terse.

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Honest Action: ‘Home Alone’
Tuesday, January 7 by

Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern should be more dead than their careers.

She's already over it, apparently.
Here’s Your Black Female ‘SNL’ Cast Member, America
Tuesday, January 7 by

If ever there was pressure to be funny…

Terrifying.
Just In Time For CES: You Can Burn Your 3D TV
Tuesday, January 7 by

You can still submerse yourself in a 3D experience by looking away from your TV, phone or computer.

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The Machines Are Rising Against Michael Bay
Tuesday, January 7 by

Awwwww.

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Here’s A Super Weird Old Spice Commercial
Monday, January 6 by

If you like smelling good and watching weirdo shit, have we got a product for you.

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All The Goofy Clothes In ‘Her’ Are Available For Sale Now
Monday, January 6 by

SHOCKER: They’re expensive.

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Champ Kind & Dorothy Mantooth Hash It Out On ‘The People’s Court’
Monday, January 6 by

That’s no way to treat a saint.

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Paul Walker’s Character Will Be Sent Back To His Home Planet In ‘Fast & Furious 7′
Monday, January 6 by

It’s the classy way to do it.

"You're prettier than that."
Netflix Also Added Some Pretty Great Movies, But No One Wants To Talk About THAT
Sunday, January 5 by

You can be a little excited about this. I SAID A LITTLE!

The good guys always die young.
‘Breaking Bad’ Super Fan Overdoes It A Bit And Gets Busted On Felony Drug Charges
Friday, January 3 by

Dude, just buy a commemorative sweatshirt or something.

It will eventually happen, and it will be as silly and nonsensical as this image.
Fox ISN’T Planning ‘X-Men’ Vs. ‘Fantastic Four’ Movie. RIGGGGGGHHHHHHT.
Friday, January 3 by

I wish they would just take the plot of ‘Reality Bites’, and remake it with superheroes.

Put your hands down, you big showboat.
‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ Sets Record For Use Of The Ole’ F-Word
Friday, January 3 by

Man, the networks are going to butcher this when they air it.

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Screen Junkies Show: Before They Were Famous Pt. 2
Thursday, January 2 by

Watch your favorite celebrities trying to make that dollar.

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R.I.P. James Avery
Thursday, January 2 by

The ‘Fresh Prince’ uncle was 68.

You're not fooling anyone, "tough guy."
Tim Tebow To Remain In Our Lives As An ESPN Analyst
Tuesday, December 31 by

Pay attention, Jeremy Lin.

Netflix Is Getting Rid Of 100 New Shows On January 1. Happy New Year.
Tuesday, December 31 by

You can just assume your favorite shows are getting the axe.

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‘Community’ Spoofs Those Non-Sensical ‘Mad Men’ Promos
Monday, December 30 by

No spoilers.

Careful, Stephen. That's sharp!
Here’s Stephen Colbert’s Cameo In ‘The Hobbit’ Sequel
Monday, December 30 by

I just call it “the sequel” because I don’t want to type “Smaug.”

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Real ‘Wolf Of Wall Streat’ Shopping Reality Show Because Of Course
Monday, December 30 by

Sadly, it doesn’t involve him stranded on an island.

Netflix, you're an odd duck.
Watch Them Now: The Movies Netflix Will Drop As Of January 1st
Monday, December 30 by

I have under 48 hours to make my wife watch ‘Back To School’.

What's the opposite of a 'Duck Dynasty' "controversy?" Jennifer Lawrence taking her shirt off.
BREAKING: There’s Nothing To Talk About Today But ‘Duck Dynasty’, So We’re Not Going To Talk About Anything
Thursday, December 26 by

The more people want to talk about ‘Duck Dynasty’, the more it makes me want to shut down and be harder to reach, like Matt Damon in ‘Good Will Hunting’.

Well, "hello" back at you.
Keanu Takes Hardline Stance Against Starring ‘Point Break’ Remake
Tuesday, December 24 by

It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.

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Vin Diesel Announces ‘Fast And Furious 7′ Release Date
Monday, December 23 by

It’s what Paul would have wanted. According to Vin Diesel.

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Trust Nobody. Rankin Bass’s ‘The Thing’
Monday, December 23 by

Santa’s hearing funny things out here. Funny things.