Good night, sweet Jheri curled prince.
Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.
Move the f*ck over, Rik Smits.
We’re all infected… with holiday spirit.
Hold for applause.
Smart money says he’ll be dressed like Hancock.
“So, what are you in for?” “Being awesome.”
Woody’s equivalent gets in a ton of fights, I bet.
A sad reminder that Snoopy will be the first of the Peanuts gang to die.
He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.
I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.
Maybe this time they’ll get really stoned.
Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.
Get back on that horse, Dane Cook and NBC.
‘Night of the Living Walking Dead’
In case the robots housing monsters weren’t clear enough the first time around.
Come for the review, stay for the sexual role play.
Those five little words the ‘Myth Busters’ hate to hear.
People will be SHOCKED when they see what Archer looks like in real life.
She’ll also play a psychiatrist.
“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”
Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.
A world without Bieber? I think the survivors would envy the dead!
He’s such a bastard tattletale.
Is anyone really ready to re-address this thing? And will they ever be?
More like ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier…WHY?’, am I right?
May cause death.
It’s Bravo, so we can all count on them being sexy and catty as hell! HOO-RAY!