“Hey Melvin… wanna make a buck?”
Now you can be dorky and productive.
His name is Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, so I’m just gonna call him “Mr. Eko.”
Will these casting announcements never end?
I’m just happy Hollywood is going to set the record straight on this terrible, terrible disease.
They should try this every fall season until it gets picked up.
Minecraft will just be the latest gruel in the unsweetened oatmeal that is Shawn Levy’s film resume. In other words, a huge hit.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
He’ll be the new guy.
Wow. Whale watches used to suuuuuuuck.
He’s going to play a dad. JUMP BACK!
This isn’t an ad. I’m not even sure people who watch CBS have Internet connections.
Early reports indicate that the film will be sorely lacking the body mass x-factor of Predator.
Apparently, she can tolerate working for David Fincher.
You can tell this guy poured over the Encyclopedia Britannica as a kid.
They’re all meeting up at Wallyworld.
That’s it, Warner Bros.? Nothing more you want to tell us?
I wouldn’t want to upset a clown.
Yup. This will be the fifth one. Yikes.
They’ll be there for us.
Finally, the young ones can watch all those Carnivale reruns they’re so crazy about.
Probably the most solid choice for the role.
This is too ridiculous and awesome to be considered a spoiler.
Go home zombies. You’re drunk.
I DARE you to argue with this choice.
If there were an Oscar for karaoke, this would be Leo’s year.
A dish best served cold.
It sounds like that’s where the laughs stop.