The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.
I want to put on a vest and fedora just thinking about this wonderful news.
Does anyone want to get in my study group?
How has there not been a Katy Perry halftime show yet? Seems odd…
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have teamed up, surprisingly not to raise hemp awareness (it’s a versatile material!), but instead to have a drawl-off in the upcoming HBO series True…
But will he do his own stunts?
Better left unshot.
Somebody had to say it.
Just in time for the return of the NFL.
I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.
Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!
Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.
We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.
“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”
Back for extra innings.
Also because he looks ripped.
If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.
One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.
Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.
The Talented Mr. Reynolds
It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con
A great leap forward for mom porn.
Terrible, no good, very bad news.
It’s $34.99, neither I nor Screen Junkies will receive any compensation for featuring or promoting this majesty, but…BUY THIS LEGO KIT BEFORE I BUY THEM ALL MYSELF. Points to the…
I wonder if it will portray the finale and series in a positive light.
He’s just been cast in another show for the network.
Welcome to the dictionary, twerk. Now get the hell out!
BETTY WHITE AS PATIENT ZERO.