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J.J. Abrams Attempting To Make ‘Star Wars’ No Longer Ass-Terrible
Friday, September 20 by

He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.

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Somebody Had Better Check On Huell
Friday, September 20 by

He must be starving.

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If You Do The Math, Ted Mosby’s A Real Slut
Friday, September 20 by

His foreskin’s been pushed back more often than the point to his story.

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‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Will Probably Make More Money Than Any Film Ever Has
Thursday, September 19 by

$800 million in a day might eclipse ‘The Avengers’ opening weekend.

What a terrific photo.
Bryan Cranston Will Play Another Character Facing Prison Time In Dalton Trumbo Biopic
Thursday, September 19 by

If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.

Maybe a treadmill next time?
Someone Determined That Rocky Ran 30 Miles During The Montage In ‘Rocky II’
Thursday, September 19 by

And that’s why he’s the champ.

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Important ‘Walking Dead’ Update: Maggie Is In Maxim
Thursday, September 19 by

Breaking news!!

Ok, I'll go.
Jackie Chan Is Building A Jackie Chan-Themed Amusement Park, According To…Jackie Chan
Wednesday, September 18 by

Chris Tucker will reside in one of the ten sandalwood houses.

A still from every show mentioned in this article.
Hulu And BBC Reach A Deal To Carry All Those Shows Your Friends Won’t Shut Up About
Wednesday, September 18 by

‘Sherlock’, ‘Doctor Who’, ‘Torchwood’, et al.

Jennifer! Take your handbag off the ground! Use the hooks the bar provides.
PG-Rated Male Strippers Will Abound On Jennifer Garner’s New Fox Show
Wednesday, September 18 by

It’s like ‘Weeds’, but on a network. Ugh?

Actor Aaron Eckhart photographed in London.
It’s Aaron Eckhart’s Turn To Copy The ‘Insidious’ Model
Wednesday, September 18 by

Patrick Wilson can’t be everywhere.

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A Dream Is Dead: Kelsey Grammer Replaces Nicolas Cage In ‘Expendables 3′
Wednesday, September 18 by

I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

Goddamnit.
From The Heavens Comes To Us…A LEGO Documentary
Tuesday, September 17 by

It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.

If DiCaprio passes, they'll go with their second choice, a half-melted beige candle.
Leo DiCaprio Might Play Fanboy Fave Woodrow Wilson In A Biopic
Tuesday, September 17 by

If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!

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Honest Trailers: ‘World War Z’
Tuesday, September 17 by

Nice scarf, Brad Pitt.

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David Fincher Pulls A Michael Bay, Casts ‘Blurred Lines’ Model In ‘Gone Girl’
Tuesday, September 17 by

Classic Bay.

I'm going to judge this book by its cover. Thumbs up.
Damon Lindelof’s Show ‘The Leftovers’ Gets Picked Up By HBO
Monday, September 16 by

Do Sundays in HBO-Land last for 30 hours or something? Cause they sure seem to be ordering a lot of shows.

Still not as scary as that weekend he spent with Hannah Horvath.
The ‘Insidious’ Sequel Is Profitable, So There Will Be Another One
Monday, September 16 by

As far back as the Medici family, art and commerce have been inexorably linked.

His large head makes most hats look like yarmulkes.
Tyler Perry Has Learned 44 Things In His Life, And He Shared Them All For His 44th Birthday
Monday, September 16 by

Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…

I bet they let fly about 78 f-bombs per telecast.
Terry Bradshaw Let An F-Bomb Slip Yesterday During ‘Fox Football Daily’
Monday, September 16 by

I wish he would have dropped a funnier bad word. Like “cock goblin.”

Maybe one of these zombies will be the star of the spinoff!
‘Better Call Saul’ Inspires AMC To Spinoff A ‘Walking Dead’ Series
Monday, September 16 by

Little else is known, except there will be zombies.

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You No Longer Have To Imagine Nicolas Cage’s Face Laid Over Miley Cyrus’s In The ‘Wrecking Ball’ Video
Monday, September 16 by

It’s exists now.

The costume person put Jean-Ralphio's hair on Ben Wyatt!
‘Parks And Recreaction’ Season Six Trailer: May Contain A Non-Schlubby Chris Pratt
Friday, September 13 by

The last best hope for network television: ‘Parks and Rec’

Heavens, that doesn't look fun.
Bravo’s Giving You A TV Show That’s Just About People Watching TV
Friday, September 13 by

But will they be mindlessly surfing the Internet while watching, like we do?

I demand toddler versions of all familiar characters. Like 'Muppet Babies'.
Disney Exec Says They’ll Crank Out One ‘Star Wars’ Origin Story Per Year
Friday, September 13 by

Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.

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‘Better Call Saul!’ – Leaked TV Intro
Friday, September 13 by

The next great classic!

SOLD.
Don’t Worry, Lars Von Trier’s Next Movie, ‘Nymphomaniac’, Will Be Five Hours Long
Thursday, September 12 by

That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.

Ugh. Summer reading.
J.K. Rowling Will Write A Harry Potter Film Without Harry Potter, Because Screw Him
Thursday, September 12 by

Oh, those wondrous beasts!

Cue the worst Jane's Addiction song ever made.
‘Entourage’ Movie Delayed By Actual Hollywood Casting Drama
Thursday, September 12 by

He is Queens Boulevard.

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SJ Show: What Needs To Happen In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, September 12 by

We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.