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Iron Man Teaches How To Kill A Helicopter With A Piano
Monday, April 15 by

And now you know.

Jeez. Smile, guys.
‘Veronica Mars’ Gets $5.7MM From Kickstarter. Whoa.
Monday, April 15 by

One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.

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The ABC Family Promo For ‘Batman Begins’ Is Comedy Gold
Friday, April 12 by

It might as well be an ad for Tim Allen in ‘The Shaggy Dog’.

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Check Out The Disney Version Of ‘Game Of Thrones’
Friday, April 12 by

Setting ‘Game Of Thrones’ to song is a whole other level of torture.

Put some pants on, you tart!
Dreamworks Pays The Whole Toll For Trolls
Friday, April 12 by

Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.

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R.I.P. Jonathan Winters
Friday, April 12 by

1926 – 2013.

I bet the writers don't have the heart to tell Duffy that they all imagined the entire 'Step-By-Step' clan dying in a home invasion the night after the series finale.
Patrick Duffy Uses His Special Powers To Command A ‘Step-By-Step’ Reunion
Friday, April 12 by

They’re all available, and tomorrow at 10 AM totally works for them.

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‘Go the F*ck to Sleep’ Being Adapted For The Big Screen Somehow
Friday, April 12 by

Sure, why not?

This is the most current picture we have on file.
Alec Baldwin Is Also Getting Mixed-Up In This NBC Late-Night Business
Thursday, April 11 by

He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”

This film is known for answering the age-old question, "How do you make skydiving gay?"
‘Point Break’ Is Getting Remade…Yada Yada, “Is Nothing Sacred?” Etc.
Thursday, April 11 by

They should do parkour instead of surfing.

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Anne Hathaway Hooking Up With Christopher Nolan Again For ‘Interstellar’
Thursday, April 11 by

She’ll play some kind of role.

I hope the gunman can reload quickly.
‘Glee’ Dealing With School Shootings Now
Wednesday, April 10 by

Sponsored by the NRA.

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‘Battlestar Galactica’ Reimagined As ‘Friends’
Wednesday, April 10 by

I’ll be there for you…. until I find out you’re a murderous robot.

The white symbolizes purity.
‘Arrested Development’ Netflix Posters Are Hilarious To Fans, Absurd And Dumb To Everyone Else
Wednesday, April 10 by

Just assume that your favorite Arrested Development quote is right here.

I love you, Saul.
AMC Still Dangling Saul’s ‘Breaking Bad Spinoff Over Our Head
Wednesday, April 10 by

I want! I want!

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Behold, The Trailer For Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Elysium’
Wednesday, April 10 by

How do you like these space apples?

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Hot Chick Gets A Terrible Steve Buscemi Tattoo
Tuesday, April 9 by

As far as Steve Buscemi tattoos are concerned.

Something tells me they won't be ugly witches.
FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise
Tuesday, April 9 by

They cast a spell on me.

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Robert De Niro To Learn Spanish For Boxing Film ‘Hands Of Stone’
Tuesday, April 9 by

This time he’ll play a trainer so don’t worry, he likely won’t be taking his shirt off.

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Of Course James Cameron Is Developing New Underwater Motion Capture Technology
Monday, April 8 by

He should live in an underwater house already.

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‘Dexter’ Season 8 Teaser Drops In
Friday, April 5 by

‘Dexter’ is back for another bloody season.

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‘Anchorman 2′, Nicole Kidman Deficient No More
Friday, April 5 by

This just in…

We will miss you.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70
Thursday, April 4 by

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

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The Fraggles Were Obsessed With Death: The Supercut
Wednesday, April 3 by

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Boober is a cutter.

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Matthew McConaughey Confirmed To Play A Spaceman For Christopher Nolan
Wednesday, April 3 by

There’s no way this movie will make sense.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.
Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.
Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.
‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!
Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.