If you eat his mustache trimmings, I’m assuming you become him?
It seems he’s proud of his work.
Try to flex on him? Don’t be silly.
Yelp user Jason O. might now be eligible to join the Writers Guild.
Do they make meth in space?
How will Thor lose his powers this time?
Now that this has been resolved, a nation can exhale and turn its focus to the presidential election.
Yup. We’re currently passing off commercials as entertainment. That’s how slow January is until Sundance rolls around.
The budget negotiations are going to be brutal.
The only downside is that if your pregnant wife gives birth those days, you’ll have a very unpleasant decision to make.
This won’t ruin your childhood as badly as the prequels did.
There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.
This is great news to both the handful of people who actually watched the show and the millions of others who inexplicably mourned its cancellation.
Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!
But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?
Dr. Cock N Balls is back in the game.
Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.
The Oscars want to demonstrate they’re more the same than ever with this parody piece.
Why are Mommy and Daddy fighting?
He Hearts Huckabees…And His Tranny Niece’s New Breasts
Oh man, I bet these bosses are gonna be sooooooo bad! Let’s go get drunk, guys!
At least put on some popcorn, guy.
You are NOT the father of the girl who’s afraid of transsexual mustard.
She’d look hot with a chainsaw hand.
I smell a rat… a big commie rat.
Are Laci’s fans Little Little Monsters?
A few potential pitches.
C’mon Syfy. Make this happen.