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Someone’s Trying To Sabotage Lana Del Rey’s Oscar Chances
Friday, December 20 by

This mystery person is doing God’s work.

The tuxedo budget for this shoot was impressive.
We’ve Got A Trailer For Ellen’s Oscar-Hosting
Friday, December 20 by

It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.

Tom Cruise after Brad Pitt described the Beastie Boys "Sabotage" video to him.
Tom Cruise And Brad Pitt To Pair Up Again For ‘Go Like Hell’
Thursday, December 19 by

Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?

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Screen Junkies Show: An Awkward ‘Anchorman 2′ Christmas
Thursday, December 19 by

We blew it.

Here's Palin meeting with some visiting dignitaries (Sarkozy, perhaps?) on what appears to be a rural goodwill mission.
Sarah Palin Supports Suspended ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star, Doesn’t Know Exactly What Free Speech Is
Thursday, December 19 by

I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.

Not pictured: James Westphal, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
‘Anchorman’ Took In $8 Million Last Night, Will Do Just Fine At The Box Office
Thursday, December 19 by

Go f*ck yourself, America.

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Paul Rudd Enters Talks With Humans For ‘Ant-Man’
Thursday, December 19 by

‘Avengers 3′ is going to be the most sarcastic film ever.

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Holiday Binge-Watch: Netflix Rolls Out Trailer For ‘Fireplace For Your Home’
Wednesday, December 18 by

Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.

The proceeds will go towards buying beige umbrellas for inner-city theaters.
AMC Theaters’ IPO Lets You Buy A Share Of Stock For The Same Price As A Ticket
Wednesday, December 18 by

It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.

This lawsuit is at least twice as big as the size demonstrated here.
Frank Darabont Is Suing AMC, Big Time
Tuesday, December 17 by

In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.

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Gandalf Drops By A ‘Desolation Of Smaug’ Screening
Tuesday, December 17 by

Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.

Get back to the editorial offices of the New Yorker, you fop!
Paul Feig, Not One To Upset Apple Carts, Is Making Another Female Comedy
Tuesday, December 17 by

But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.

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Shia LaBeouf Agologizes For Plagiarizing Daniel Clowes With Plagiarized Apology
Tuesday, December 17 by

He really knows how to teach critics.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Direct, Star, Dress Up Like The Cure For ‘Sandman’
Tuesday, December 17 by

Off to Never Never Land.

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Christopher Lee Rocking Out Once Again With ‘A Heavy Metal Christmas Too’
Monday, December 16 by

The War on Christmas just got its ass kicked.

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‘Homeland’ Will Have Some Casting Shakeups Next Year (SPOILERS)
Monday, December 16 by

If you are planning on seeing the season three finale, but haven’t, you might not want to read this.

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Mother Of Dragons Cast As Mother Of Rebellion In ‘Terminator: Genesis’
Monday, December 16 by

She’s a really good mom.

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A Supercut Of Every Time Paul Rudd Showed A Clip Of ‘Mac And Me’ On ‘Conan’
Friday, December 13 by

The joke here is that Paul Rudd wasn’t even in ‘Mac and Me’.

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Ed Helms Dares Us To Hate Him By Signing On For ‘The Naked Gun’ Reboot
Friday, December 13 by

Enricco Palazzo is spinning in his grave.

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‘House Of Cards’ Season 2 Trailer Offers Intrigue And Girls Making Out
Friday, December 13 by

It’s like a modern day, not magical ‘Game of Thrones’.

Let's cram sixty more characters into this shot.
Sony Turning Spider-Man World Into Avengers-Style Universe Of Characters. Ugh.
Friday, December 13 by

Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.

A little something for the critics.
SNL Held An Audition For The Black Female(s) We All Said It Was Lacking
Friday, December 13 by

Now we should all complain about not having Ferraris.

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New Trailer Indicates ‘Community’ Is Watchable Again
Thursday, December 12 by

And all it took was several firings and a trip beyond the Darkest Timeline.

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Will Arnett, Aaron Paul, And Amy Sedaris Will Star In A Netflix Animated Series
Thursday, December 12 by

Good news for people who like awesome things.

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So The Golden Globes Nominations Happened
Thursday, December 12 by

Yup, those sure are some nominees.

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Probably The Strangest Review Of ‘Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan’
Wednesday, December 11 by

The ending, more specifically.

I could see him in a sequined jumpsuit, singing about fat-bottomed girls.
Ben Whishaw, Who Looks A Little Like Freddie Mercury, Will Play Freddie Mercury In His Biopic
Wednesday, December 11 by

If it’s not an origin story called ‘Mercury Rising’, I’m chucking my laptop against the wall.

Seriously. Don't touch his hair.
‘World War Z’ Gets A New Director That Brad Pitt Likes More
Wednesday, December 11 by

Just don’t touch his hair, ok?

In the sequel, maybe he'll go shopping for a decent pair of jeans.
Tom Cruise Coming Back As ‘Jack Reacher’, The Cinematic Equivalent Of Lukewarm Tap Water
Tuesday, December 10 by

Was there clamoring for this? It must have been muffled.

Teaching a young Lance how to ride.
Dustin Hoffman Will Be In One Of Those Lance Armstrong Movies
Tuesday, December 10 by

The one with Ben Foster as Armstrong.