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It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…

‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????

Impressive microphone holders.

No drugs or alcohol were found in his system. Scientists are baffled.

Hello, old friend.

Loud noises, demons, shadows, you know the deal.

‘The For Real Last Exorcism’.

If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol’” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.

I always thought I would be the one to kill William Shatner.

He’s like a wizard from the future.

If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!

At least the thank you speeches will be short.

He is difficult to say no to.

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

Asking for a friend.

Works with speeding tickets too!

It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”

He makes Teddy look like Zac Efron.

I wonder if she’s Super-sized?

He’s risking a critical drubbing with a title like that.

Matt LeBlanc!?

He better write the script of his life – or he might lose it!

Or ‘Meek’s Cutoff’. He liked ‘Green Lantern’ though.

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.

“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.

Watch Toy Hunters this Sunday at 11:00 EST/PST on the Travel Channel

Besides the slurping sounds…