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SJ Show: Morgan Freeman Reads ‘The Fox’ By Ylvis
Thursday, October 24 by

We also got Robert De Niro’s rendition of Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ somehow.

Whatever.
You’ve Never Heard Of The New Recruit To Play Christian Grey
Thursday, October 24 by

Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.

There's an alligator...RIGHT BEHIND HIM.
Henry Winkler Getting A TV Show That Is Sadly Not A Barry Zuckerkorn Spin-off
Thursday, October 24 by

Go against expectations with a gritty mob series!

I wish Jimmy Carter was alive to see this.
Paul Feig To Stop Directing Raunchy Women For A Second To Produce A ‘Peanuts’ Movie
Thursday, October 24 by

As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”

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Nick Offerman Takes Us Through Great Moments In Moustache History
Wednesday, October 23 by

Pay attention. A man is talking.

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Imagine Having ‘Saw’ As Your Wacky Roommate
Wednesday, October 23 by

As long as his traps don’t drive up the utility bills and he doesn’t smoke, he’s okay by me.

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Jeremy Piven Is Getting Paid Too Much For The ‘Entourage’ Movie
Wednesday, October 23 by

Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?

It must be cold outside. Cause of the hat.
That Sarah Silverman Pilot That Wasn’t Good Enough For NBC Is On YouTube
Wednesday, October 23 by

It’s worth a look.

If spies were this attractive, I would welcome them into our country.
‘Homeland’: Gettin’ Renewed!
Wednesday, October 23 by

Our government will continue to rot from the inside out for another year.

"They look down to clown," the vicar said remorsefully as he entered his Prius.
For A Timeless Book, ‘Little Women’ Sure Is Getting Remade Frequently
Tuesday, October 22 by

Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.

It's pretty much already covered in sand.
The ‘Star Wars’ Tattoine Set In Tunisia Will Soon Be Buried Under Sand
Tuesday, October 22 by

Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Pacific Rim’
Tuesday, October 22 by

Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?

This type of sharing isn't caring.
Netflix Has Outpaced HBO
Tuesday, October 22 by

We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.

We're all pretty excited, Beetlejuice.
Tim Burton To GIve Us A Beetlejuice Sequel
Tuesday, October 22 by

Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.

Those are tears of crazy.
Paula Abdul Is Now A Judge On The Australian ‘So You Think You Can Dance’
Monday, October 21 by

No one reading cares about this show, but this is still a funny story.

Furloughed.
NBC Will Air The Halloween ‘Parks And Rec’ Episode In Mid-November
Monday, October 21 by

They don’t want to the episode to be eclipsed by actual Halloween.

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Further Proof That ‘The Walking Dead’ Pretty Much IS ‘Toy Story’
Monday, October 21 by

How did we not see this sooner?!

I keep them on retainer...FOR LAUGHS!!!
‘FRANKLIN AND BASH’ MARCHES ON!!!!!!
Friday, October 18 by

It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.

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Just Guess How Local News Anchors Reacted To Mike Myers’s New Baby
Friday, October 18 by

This supercut is hypnotic.

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Syfy To Air ‘Stonados’, Which Is Like A Sharknado But With Stones
Friday, October 18 by

Syfy ain’t care!

Hope ya like blue.
Gravity Writer Going Under The Water Next Time To Mix Things Up
Friday, October 18 by

In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.

The real crime here is that footwear.
A Film Will Be Made About Silk Road, Which May Be A Thing You’ve Heard Of
Thursday, October 17 by

The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Bad Lip Reading Is The Only Thing Good In This Cold, Dark World
Thursday, October 17 by

Jazz hands makes everything better.

I found my new desktop wallpaper.
Michael Bay Was Attacked With An Air Conditioner By An Extortionist On The Set Of ‘Transformers’ In Hong Kong
Thursday, October 17 by

If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.

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The Screen Junkies Show: How To Fix RoboCop
Thursday, October 17 by

Nick Mundy has a few ideas.

Butters has take this news the hardest.
South Park Missed Its First Deadline On Wednesday, Aired A Rerun
Thursday, October 17 by

Honestly, that’s an amazing run, and they should take the extra few days and just watch TV or go hiking or something.

I bet this guy is like the Jay-Z of the arm wrestling world.
AMC Confuses Itself With TLC For A Minute, Picks Up A Reality Show About Arm Wrestling
Thursday, October 17 by

This article (somehow) contains no ‘Over the Top’ reference or masturbation innuendo.

And God said unto thee, "Use thy staff to smite paparazzi that may lie between Spago's front door and the valet stand."
Test Audiences Aren’t Loving Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’, Which Is Probably A Good Thing
Wednesday, October 16 by

This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.

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Watch A Supercut Of Skeletor Berating His Henchmen
Wednesday, October 16 by

It’s hard to get good help when your sole mission is to make the world a crappy place.

They're all so attractive!
Marvel Rolling Out Five New TV Shows For Us
Wednesday, October 16 by

You WILL enjoy comic-book based entertainment.