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MSNBC Learned Putting News Team In Sombreros, Drinking Tequila, For Cinco de Mayo Means You Have To Apologize For It 3 Months Later
Monday, August 11 by

You should see what they did on April 20th.

I'm assuming a G.O.B. cameo wouldn't really work, but PROVE ME WRONG, PRODUCERS.
Adrien Brody Channels His Inner Criss Angel In History Channel’s ‘Houdini’ Trailer
Monday, August 11 by

Houdini was the original Mindfreak, only with fewer wallet chains.

If you were to connect them, JFL's eyebrows would form a perfect right angle.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, And Lizzie Caplan Will Be Starring In…A Christmas Movie
Monday, August 11 by

It will also be directed by Jonathan Levine and co-star Anthony Mackie.

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Watch Ten Seconds Of ‘Better Call Saul’
Monday, August 11 by

Are you sufficiently teased?

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Despite Being Awful, ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, August 11 by

Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.

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Bruce Jenner Is So Lonely In ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians Without The Kardashians’
Monday, August 11 by

This version is far more engaging.

Feel the love.
Netflix President ‘Positive’ Of ‘Arrested Development’s Return, Making Us Positively Happy
Friday, August 8 by

It’s not ‘AD’ unless Martin Mull returns as Gene Parmesan.

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Lonely Island Returning To The Big Screen
Friday, August 8 by

Depending on rating, we may actually get to see a dick enter a box.

Kinda rape-y, Lestat. Tone it down.
Universal Decides ‘We’re Not F*cking Done With Vampires Yet!’, Will Turn All Of Anne Rice’s Books Into Movies
Friday, August 8 by

Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.

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Chris Pratt’s Eminem Impression: The Remix
Friday, August 8 by

Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.

"Khaleesi was a girl with a very special gift..."
‘Storytime’ Puts Grown-Up Pop Culture In Children’s Book Form
Thursday, August 7 by

Makes me wish I was a kid again.

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James Van Der Beek To (Finally) Return To Our Lives In ‘CSI: Cyber’ As…Agent Elijah Mundo
Thursday, August 7 by

The only thing better is if he was reprising his role, as a washed-up, gritty Jonathan Moxon, who lives on a house-boat and has a drinking problem.

Sad Batman.
‘Batman V. Superman’ Backs Down To ‘Captain America’ In Battle For May 6, 2016 Release Date
Thursday, August 7 by

Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.

If that guys starts strangling Larry David, that's would encapsulate my feelings regarding this news.
Larry David’s Going To Broadway Before Thinking About New ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Epsidodes
Thursday, August 7 by

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The film's subtitle is just below where I cropped this pic. Because I get off on being withholding.
The New ‘Terminator’ Film Has A Title (And We’ll Tell You What It Is In This Article)
Wednesday, August 6 by

Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.

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You Can Break Alexander Payne’s Heart By Watching ‘Nebraska’ In Color This Weekend
Wednesday, August 6 by

Do not adjust your eyes.

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Paramount To Punch You In The Face With ‘WorldStarHipHop: The Movie’
Wednesday, August 6 by

It’s a story about empowerment.

He looks like one of the creative guys from 'Mad Men'.
Get Familiar With James Corden, The Guy Who Will Be Replacing Craig Ferguson On CBS
Wednesday, August 6 by

He seems like someone I’d sit on a couch and talk to.

I know that feeling!
Get Those Sweaters Out Of Mothballs: Bill Cosby Is Returning To NBC
Wednesday, August 6 by

JUST MAKE IT LIKE ‘THE COSBY SHOW’, OK?

They should at least DRESS like the Super Troopers, right?
The ‘Super Troopers’ Fellas Are Making A TBS Sitcom That Sounds Pretty Sitcom-y
Wednesday, August 6 by

It will not be ‘Super Troopers': The Series, unfortunately.

Lookin' good, DB!
‘The (British) Office’ Will Get A Spin-Off Film Thanks To Ricky Gervais
Tuesday, August 5 by

I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.

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Elisabeth Moss Maybe Female-Leading ‘True Detective’ Season Two
Tuesday, August 5 by

An inspired choice.

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Now Richard Linklater Doesn’t Want To Make ‘Incredible Mr. Limpet’
Tuesday, August 5 by

A serious blow to cinema.

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Chris Pratt Channels Eminem On Command
Tuesday, August 5 by

Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.

"Grow some breasts or get the f*ck out of the way, Garfield."
Sony Will Give Us A Female Superhero Film In 2017, And That’s As Specific As They Will Get
Monday, August 4 by

She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.

That's his "serious" face. It needs some work.
Vince Vaughn To Take A Break From Phoning It In For ‘True Detective’?
Monday, August 4 by

The question mark means it’s unsure. Duh.

It's an important film.
Megan Fox Tells ‘Ninja Turtle’ Haters To F*ck Off
Monday, August 4 by

Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.

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Marvel Takes A Look Back At How Awesome Their Films Have Been
Monday, August 4 by

Excelsior!

He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

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The ‘Breaking Bad’ Garage Face Off Re-Edit Is Notably Less Tense
Monday, August 4 by

Never mess with a man who collects minerals.

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