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Kristy Swanson To Play Buffy In New Movie?
Friday, November 28 by

There are three things in life that you can count on: death, taxes, and masses of teenagers loving vampires.  Summit is already planning a sequel to Twilight, and now there’s talks that Buffy will hit the big screens. This, among other stories, finds itself among our post Thanksgiving morning news.

J.J. Abrams Star Trek Footage Presentation Breakdown
Wednesday, November 26 by

Screenjunkies's writer Jim Connelly breaks down selected scenes from the recent J.J. Abrams presentation of the much-anticipated, highly-controversial Star Trek. Check it out, along with the recently 'upgraded' internet trailer featuring a cameo from L. Nimoy himself.

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Wednesday, November 26 by

Meet the new Lara Croft (Maxim)The Reader poster (Joblo)

Stallone, Statham, Li, and Lundgren Team Up
Wednesday, November 26 by

John Rambo was more entertaining than anything Tarantino has touched since Kill Bill. Maybe it’s just a personal preference. I thought Tarantino was a visionary…when I was 16. Now I think he’s just sort of irritating. Apparently Sly agrees and is a little irritated he didn’t get a part in Inglorious Basterds.

Pre-Thanksgiving Rerun Lineup
Tuesday, November 25 by

It seems as though TV is taking its Thanksgiving vacation a little early. No new episdoes and a lot of reruns. But real junkies never give up. Catch Obama, aging virgins, and Butters pretending to be Asian on TV tonight.

Fox Rules Tuesday Night TV
Tuesday, November 25 by

FOX rules the airwaves tonight, so give your channel surfing thumb a much needed rest, kick back and enjoy House and Fringe.

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Tuesday, November 25 by

The Box says "Do Not Open Until November"(CHUD) Robert Downey Jr talks Avengers (MTV) Terminator has some crazy poster (Filmdrunk) Heroes apologizes for calling fans "Dipshits" (TLF) Fincher directing Keanu?…

Michel Gondry Wants To Give You A Camera
Tuesday, November 25 by

Be Kind Rewind was not the best project that Michel Gondry has been involved in. He was going for a broader point about how everyday people can make films that others can enjoy. Now he’s written a book about it, and he has a good point. It's the 21st century and you have all this technology at your fingertips.

Tuesday Night TV Roundup
Monday, November 24 by

FOX rules the airwaves tonight, so give your channel surfing thumb a much needed rest, kick back and enjoy House and Fringe.

Monday Night TV Roundup
Monday, November 24 by

Tonight, kick back and enjoy a solid 2HR block of murderous future robots and people with super powers.

A Sexy Goodbye to Entourage
Monday, November 24 by

Maxim has a piece on the hottest chicks from Entourage. It’s a comprehensive list. But there’s really no way to name all of them.  There are just so many. And that’s one of the many reasons that I’m a little saddened the season is over. It was a damn good one and ended on a definite high note. 

Monday Mashup: Spirit vs. Punisher vs. Transporter
Monday, November 24 by

When its one movie it’s a trailer. When it’s two movies it’s a mashup. But when it’s THREE MOVIES…what is it? It’s badass, that’s what it is.

Steven Seagal Is A Real Cop?
Monday, November 24 by

 I don’t know everything. But I know a lot of stuff. The fact that I did not know that Steven Seagal was a real police officer amazes me. Apparently he has been “…working on and off as a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish County Sheriff's Office for nearly two decades.” And now A&E is making a reality show out of it.

Colbert and 24 Special Lead the Weekend
Friday, November 21 by

With Jack Bauer singlehandedly saving basically all of Africa's children in his first TV movie, followed by Stephen Colbert taking Christmas way over the top, TV is more than worth watching this weekend.

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Friday, November 21 by

 Adventureland Trailer (thebadandugly) 

Can Mila Kunis Be Taken Seriously?
Friday, November 21 by

Mila Kunis is at least in my top 40. She got way less annoying post That-70’s show. She’s done a good job of becoming more of a real actress, and is now doing a Hughes Brothers movie with Denzel.

Tonight’s Lineup: The Office Gets Messy
Thursday, November 20 by

Thursdays are basically stay at home and watch TV nights. Without even having to move a muscle you have an hour and a half of solid comedy gold. Here’s a quick breakdown. 

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Thursday, November 20 by

 Nicole Kidman might retire from acting? (Yahoo) 

Colbert Undergoes Intense Vetting Process
Thursday, November 20 by

Stephen undergoes an intense vetting interview where he explains his days as a gun toting, rail snorting, high-class prostitute. He does it all for America.

Christina Ricci To Star As Yellow Crayon
Thursday, November 20 by

Me, In Kindergarten: “I LOVE the color yellow.” Girl sitting next to me: “Yeah, well why don’t you marry it?” Me: “Listen, I know we’re both young but we’re smart enough to understand that it’s legally and much less physically implausible to marry a color.” Girl sitting next to me: “Shut up, you’re stupid.” 23 years l

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Wednesday, November 19 by

Trey Parker on South Park 2 (Joblo)

Tonight’s Stories
Wednesday, November 19 by
Ridley Scott Talks Blood Meridian
Wednesday, November 19 by

I went to a screening of The Wrestler yesterday. The review is coming up. In short, it basically bodyslams every other movie, ever.  Another one that I’m anticipating is Ridley Scott’s interpretation of Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian. It’s either going to be amazing or terrible. But either way it's going to be bloody. 

Severed Horse Head Pillow For XMAS
Tuesday, November 18 by

Holiday season is upon us again and what better way to say "Merry Christmas" to your grandma than by giving her a gift she can't refuse!  She'll be filled with joy as she clenches for her heart medication. Click for more!

Sam Kinison Biopic Finds Home At HBO
Tuesday, November 18 by

Brother Sam: The Short, Spectacular Life of Sam Kinison is one that we can get excited by. Why? Because the script was written by Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, the writer-directors of American Splendor, the stellar movie that really put Paul Giamatti on the map.

A Fanboy Rants: Why Star Trek Will Be Amazing
Tuesday, November 18 by

So now that Abrams and company have finally seen it fit to bestow upon the world the long-awaited Star Trek trailer, we already have complaints sprouting up like little weeds all around the web.

Rose McGowan Is Red Sonja
Monday, November 17 by

Robert Rodriguez is producing Red Sonja and Rose McGowan is going to play the lead. Wait, why is Rose McGowan playing Red Sonja? Oh right, her boyfriend is producing the movie. It’s way easier to land a role if you’re already nailing the person in charge of casting.

Monday Mashup: The Incredibles of Solace
Monday, November 17 by

The Incredibles was the first Pixar movie I saw. It's still in my top 20.

Mickey Rourke Comeback Continues
Monday, November 17 by

Killshot is the second movie that will feature previously dead actor Mickey Rourke. People are already talking Oscar for his role in The Wrestler. Although you'll have to wait until Jan 16th to see it, Joblo has a new poster.

Olga Kurylenko Throws Off Her Bonds
Friday, November 14 by

Quantum of Solace opens today and its expected to smash the weekend box office.  In that case I might just stay home tonight and watch this video of Olga Kurylenko's Maxim magazine photo shoot over and over again and wait for the lines to die down. Check it out.