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This is a pretty funny photo idea for a sit-com.
CBS Might Spin Off A Female-Led ‘How I Met Your Mother’, Because It Would Probably Work
Thursday, October 31 by

I’ll toss out a name: ‘How I Met Your Father’. That was fun!

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David Attenborough Narrates Miley’s VMA Performance
Thursday, October 31 by

Her mysterious rituals explained.

My reaction to this news was similar to his.
ABC Family Finds An Adaptation Of ‘The Hand That Rocks The Cradle’ To Be Appropriate
Thursday, October 31 by

How long can one family remain oblivious?

Utterly macabre.
Tim & Eric To Return To Adult Swim In 2014
Wednesday, October 30 by

Spooktacular! Excuse me. I meant, “Spectacular!”

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A Couple Of Fartknockers Scared Their Friend With A ‘Paranormal Activity’ Prank
Wednesday, October 30 by

Your friends should always live in fear.

Now we sit back and watch the rating skyrocket.
‘Community’ Scrapes The Bottom Of The Guest-Star Barrel With Tim & Eric And Mitch Hurwitz
Wednesday, October 30 by

It’s laughing at itself, because you’re laughing at it.

Not pictured: Other Guy
Bret McKenzie And Fox Are Producing A Cartoon About NASA
Wednesday, October 30 by

“The preferred term is ‘animated program’.” “Shut up.”

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‘Olympus Has Fallen’ Sequel Pulls An ‘Agent Cody Banks’ And Heads To England For Sequel
Wednesday, October 30 by

Don’t destroy London! They have the best chocolate!!

They all forgot shirts!
Channing Tatum Is Producing A Reality Show About Burlesque Dancers
Wednesday, October 30 by

Don’t forget about acting, Channing.

Love the mouth, love the goggles.
VH1 Gives 4 Non Blondes Lead Singer A Reality Show
Tuesday, October 29 by

She’s actually had a lot of success since “What’s Up?”

AMC president Charlie Collier, minutes after making the announcement.
Flowers Smell Nice, The Sky Is Blue, And ‘The Walking Dead’ Gets Renewed For Season 5
Tuesday, October 29 by

They should just renew it for the next ten years at once so I don’t have to keep writing these annual articles.

Yuck.
NBC Readies A Show About Angel Detective Solving Supernatural Mysteries
Tuesday, October 29 by

They can also talk to animals.

Belushi may have been a self-destructive trainwreck, but he never would have defiled our nation's pastime by wearing a baseball hat backwards.
Emile Hirsch Will Get Fat And Play John Belushi
Tuesday, October 29 by

How fat? BELUSHI fat.

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Hampton Inn Makes One Guest’s ‘Fresh Prince’ Dreams Come True
Monday, October 28 by

That is rare.

"No, Pepsi would not be okay."
Netflix Wants A Third Season Of ‘House Of Cards’ Before The Second One Airs
Monday, October 28 by

How much treachery could there be in Washington?

If you cover a witch's shoulders, she loses her powers.
CBS Might Reboot ‘Charmed’
Monday, October 28 by

Witch, please.

Such misunderstandings!
Fox Picks Up A Whole Season Of ‘Dads’
Monday, October 28 by

Not to be confused with the Anna Faris comedy ‘Mom’.

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‘Anchorman 2′ Will Actually Be Two Movies And Hopefully There Will Be Martians
Friday, October 25 by

Please please please martians.

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Frank Stallone Stars In ‘CHUPACOBRA’
Friday, October 25 by

They picked the wrong Stallone to mess with.

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Will Smith Signing On For A Supernatural Version Of ‘Groundhog Day’
Friday, October 25 by

Without killer groundhogs sadly.

I'm home.
China To Open World’s Largest Disney Store, Will Become The Height Of Fashion
Friday, October 25 by

Steamboat Willie fedoras for everyone!

M. Night Shyamalan is available.
It Sounds Like The New ‘Star Wars’ Writer Got Fired, J.J. Abrams & Co. Will Take It From Here
Friday, October 25 by

This might delay things a bit.

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SJ Show: Morgan Freeman Reads ‘The Fox’ By Ylvis
Thursday, October 24 by

We also got Robert De Niro’s rendition of Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ somehow.

Whatever.
You’ve Never Heard Of The New Recruit To Play Christian Grey
Thursday, October 24 by

Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.

There's an alligator...RIGHT BEHIND HIM.
Henry Winkler Getting A TV Show That Is Sadly Not A Barry Zuckerkorn Spin-off
Thursday, October 24 by

Go against expectations with a gritty mob series!

I wish Jimmy Carter was alive to see this.
Paul Feig To Stop Directing Raunchy Women For A Second To Produce A ‘Peanuts’ Movie
Thursday, October 24 by

As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”

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Nick Offerman Takes Us Through Great Moments In Moustache History
Wednesday, October 23 by

Pay attention. A man is talking.

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Imagine Having ‘Saw’ As Your Wacky Roommate
Wednesday, October 23 by

As long as his traps don’t drive up the utility bills and he doesn’t smoke, he’s okay by me.

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Jeremy Piven Is Getting Paid Too Much For The ‘Entourage’ Movie
Wednesday, October 23 by

Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?

It must be cold outside. Cause of the hat.
That Sarah Silverman Pilot That Wasn’t Good Enough For NBC Is On YouTube
Wednesday, October 23 by

It’s worth a look.