Music for day care centers
Of all the reasons to fire Rob Schneider, they picked this one?
It’s like ‘Passions’ with a budget.
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
HOW DID JOHNNY DEPP NOT GET THE CALL?
I bet his wife hates it.
“The highest rated morning show that nobody f#@king likes.”
On the one hand, he burned his bridges tremendously. On the other hand, money.
Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.
It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.
Or maybe it’s just a picture.
Now let’s all jump on Vince Vaughn’s head until we turn him into a flat circle.
It’s a nightmare down there.
The Dink always gets his man.
For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.
More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.
Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.
Q: At what point is a reunion just “people getting together?” A: When the two most prominent stars aren’t there.
I guess all press is good press.
I wonder if it will just be him sitting in a windowless Russian room for 175 minutes.
He’ll be playing a flat circle. FLAT CIRCLES EVERYWHERE!
These days, if a film doesn’t get the sequel green light by Monday after opening weekend, it’s all but a flop.
The gang gets primal.
AMC tiding us over.
Do we need a new Popeye? (No, but that’s not going to change things.)
“You can have my ‘Simpsons’ when you pry it from my cold, dead hand,” is what he should have said.
You’re gonna need a really big courtroom, sir.
Oh, I hope they make her strong, sexy, and above all, real!