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The Michael and Michael Interview
Tuesday, July 7 by

By Patrick Schumacker

TRAILER FOR ‘BIG FAN’ STARRING PATTON OSWALT
Tuesday, July 7 by

BIG FAN Trailer – Watch more Movie Trailers Robert Siegel made a big splash with critics when he scripted The Wrestler and it looks like he's going to be lauded copiously once again. The trailer for his directorial debut Big Fan has hit the 'Net and it looks like an novel concept. Patton Oswalt stars as a repressed toll-booth worker who gets beat down by his NFL hero. The trailer does a good job of pulling me in. Although I don't need another place to watch an Italian family scream at one another.  I get my fix of that with reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond.Get Your Evening Fix Of Hot Girls, Hilarity, and Weird-Ass News With These Links: Carrie Lachance Has A Lot Of Interesting Skimpy Outfits (Gorillamask) The Oldest Bible Seems Very Familiar (Holytaco) Slumdog Millionaire Actor Moves Into A Nice Apartment (Filmdrunk) Like Beer Pong Or Not, This Video Is Amazing (Manofest) Tetris Wall Shelves: For Those Whose Walls Aren't Nerdy Enough (Walyou) The Big Fan Trailer Has Patton Oswalt Playing Serious (Pajiba) The 6 Best Movies Where People Are Hunted For Sport (Cracked) How To Not Be a Douchebag New Yorker In NYC (Coedmagazine) Michael Jackson Buried Beside His Dead Career (Celebjihad) How To Build A Kegerator (Mademan) How not to Pick Up Your Co-Worker (Man in the Box) Rampage Jackson Almost Succeeds In Impregnating Reporter (Cagepotato) Where Are They Now?  The Cast Of Predator (Unreality) How To Avoid A Terrible Road Trip Experience (Asylum) Video Proof That Mets Fans Are Tools (Bustedcoverage) Chong Li From Bloodsport: Now 71, Can Still Beat You Up (Uncoached) 12 Items That Shouldn't Be Available Used On Amazon (Regretfulmorning) 5 Tips For Keeping Your Shoes Like New (Bachelorguy) Which MLB Division Leader Will Not Make The Playoffs? (Moondogsports)

‘BREAK’ ACTRESS JAMIE LYNN
Tuesday, July 7 by

Jamie Lynn plays "The Luscious Brunette" in the new comic book-styled noir Break.  I expect that if there are awards for truthfully naming a film's characters, Break will win one on the strength of Jamie Lynn's character name alone.  The luscious brunette is probably best known as the 2006 Penthouse Pet of the year.  She also has her own site, the aptly named sexyjamie.com where she opens herself up to all of the internet (for a small price).  Recently, she has been branching out of what my conservative relatives would call "the smut business" in favor of acting in films such as Break and 2008's Ninja Cheerleaders.A Word From Jamie: "My sexy photos and videos are updated once a week.  For only $19.95 a month, recurring every 30 days, you'll have access to my photos and videos."It's a small price for such a luscious brunette.  Check out more hot pictures of Jamie after the jump (for free!), and be sure to check out Break, available on DVD July 14th right here! 

GET FREE COPIES OF ‘KNOWING’ & ‘PUSH’ ON BLU-RAY!
Tuesday, July 7 by

     The KNOWING & PUSH Blu-Ray Contest Has Ended.  @agenttrav and @thyndman4are the winners!  Please direct tweet us or hit us up at feedback_at_screenjunkies_dot_com to arrange shipment!  CONGRATS!!Summit Entertainment just released two of this year's notable sci-fi flicks on DVD and Blu-Ray, and Screenjunkies has copies of both films (on Blu-Ray, of course, we're not savages).  Sure, you could buy Knowing here and Push here, but since free is better than not – even with Amazon's discounts – we're giving away two copies of each film for nuttin' (and nuttin' means we pay the postage, too). Find out how to get the goods after the jump.

TRAILER FOR ‘THE DESCENT: PART 2′
Monday, July 6 by

THE DECENT: PART 2 Trailer – Watch more MOVIE TRAILERSThe Descent: Part 2 trailer has arrived online and it looks every bit as scary as the original.  And, judging by the brief images in the above, the film looks to combine several elements that scare the crap out of me — dark, confined spaces, vicious man-eating creatures and the Paris Hilton sex tape. It's bound to give me nightmares so if you don't mind, I may have to sleep with your mom tonight.  If you'll recall, I take two sugar cubes in my morning coffee; please have it ready.  Hang on one sec… your mom's requesting two teabags for her… Oh.  Wait that last bit wasn't for you.Descend Into The Lowest Common Denominator with Today's Top Web Content! Santana Rose, By Any Other Name, Would Still Be Hot (Gorillamask) What Your Tattoo Really Says About You (Holytaco) Because The World Needs A TJ Hooker Movie (Filmdrunk) Sesame Street vs. Slayer (Manofest) An Awesome Xbox 360 Laptop Mod (Walyou) The 6 Best Films From The First Half Of 2009 (Pajiba) 5 Bizarre Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life (Cracked) How To Not Make Friends At An Animal Cruelty Protest (Sickpigs) The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard (Coedmagazine) Comparing Angelina Jolie And Megan Fox (Celebjihad) 9 Mistakes You Make While Getting It On (Mademan) Fun In The Offices Of The Dudes Who Run UFC (Cagepotato) A Collection Of Pretty Awesome Celeb Casting Calls (Unreality) Roger Federer Or Tiger Woods? (Asylum) Teacher Sends Sex Tape Home With Kids, Father Objects (Bustedcoverage) The Best Bloodsport Clip That Never Aired (Uncoached) Can't Remember How Trashed You Were On The 4th?  Here's a Chart To Help (Regretfulmorning) A Ceiling Fan That Plays Music Is Useful, Right? (Bachelorguy) Will Albert Pujols Get A-Rod Money In 2012? (Moondogsports)More Commentary on Twitters from the Stars done by Some Guy in a Basement (Tweet Boxx) Inept Robbers Take A Dive Out Of A Store Door (Nothingtoxic) How To Be Funny In A Post-Moonwalking And Mighty Putty World (Atomfilms) New Alice In Wonderland Images (Filmofilia)

What to Watch on TV Tonight: Monday, July 6, 2009
Monday, July 6 by

Hi there, fellow Junkies.  After weeks of debate, late-night coffee runs, bruised egos and one pivotal coin flip, we've decided to bring back a daily dose of nightly TV recommendations.  We haven't settled on a formula yet, so please bear with us as the way we deliver the goods will undoubtedly change more than Harry Knowles changes shirts (read: twice a week).  And PLEASE, PLEASE give us constructive criticism in the comments section so that we can make this as entertaining and informative as possible.  It's our way of giving back to the community while indirectly making people fatter so "Dance Your Ass Off" is never hurting for new contestants.  Here's What to Watch:

‘I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER’ ACTRESS LAUREN LONDON
Monday, July 6 by

The teen comedy I Love You, Beth Cooper comes out this Friday, and while everyone is enamored with the idea of Hayden Panettiere being PG-13 naked in the flick, there happens to be several other beautiful women in the film as part of Beth Cooper's entourage.  Lauren London happens to be one of them.  You might remember her from the films ATL and Next Day Air, or that one Episode of "Entourage" she was on.  She also appears to be the mother of Lil' Wayne's latest child, which has to be worth something.  And by something, I mean sh*tloads of child support.A Word From Lauren: "Barbara Streisand has always been an inspiration for me. I admire Jennifer Lopez because she's been against all the odds and she's made such a name for herself and she can put her name on anything and it sells and I admire that about her, but Barbara Streisand and Woody Allen are my favorites."Not every beautiful 24-year-old actress would cite Woody Allen and Barbara Streisand as heroes… That's way more intriguing than a Panettiere pseudo-nude scene.  Lauren, you now have our undivided attention.Check out more hot pictures of Lauren after the jump!

NEW RED BAND ‘JENNIFER’S BODY’ TRAILER
Monday, July 6 by

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NEWEST TRAILER FOR ‘CARRIERS’ WITH CHRIS PINE & PIPER PERABO
Friday, July 3 by

CARRIERS Trailer #2 – Watch more Movie Trailers Hey kids! Happy 4th of July Weekend!  And you know what that means… Road Trip!  Yeah!  Hopefully yours has less pandemics than the one above.  Of course, if you encounter someone infected with something, just give everyone a slightly panicked, but friendly reminder to roll up their windows, just like Grandpa used to do when he drove through that neighborhood with "those people." Here are Your July 4th Weekend Links: Aylen Alvarez is Ga Ga Ga Good Looking (Gorilla Mask) Steal Johnny Depp's Public Enemies Style Here (Asylum) Homeland Security Prepping for Attack of Brüno Quotes (Film Drunk) 100 – count 'em – 100 SMOKING HOT U.S.A. Bikini Babes (Manofest) Iron Man-inspired Motorcycle Helmet is Bad Ass, Affordable (Walyou) NASCAR Movie Character Hall of Fame (All Left Turns) Guide to "Third Date" Movies Will Actually Help You (Pajiba) 7 Obnoxious A-holes at EVERY Concert.  Ready Devil Horns (Cracked) This Sh*t Will Most Definitely Happen at Your July 4th BBQ (Holy Taco) 14 Painfully FUNNY Fireworks FAILs (Coed Mag) Jessica Simpson Goes Bra-less.  GULP! (Celeb Jihad) Don "The Intimidator" Frye Makes His Nickname Stick in Public Enemies (Cage Potato) The Hunt for Gollum Fan Film is Better Than You Know, Dammit! (Unreality Mag) 25 More Patriotic Bikini Chicks (Busted Coverage) Kid FAILs at Singing National Anthem (Sick Pigs) The Four Sh*ttiest Franchises in Pro Sports (Bachelor Guy)

‘PUBLIC ENEMIES’ ACTRESS/SINGER DIANA KRALL
Friday, July 3 by

Today, Screenjunkies is classin' it up a bit with our daily gallery.  This is a rare occurence, so don't expect us to start listening to John Tesh music and eating endangered seal meat, or whatever it is the wealthy eiltes do.  The lovely jazz singer Diana Krall just happens to have a bit in Public Enemies as… big stretch… a singer.  This knocks our "Hot Girls In Public Enemies" count up to 4, in case you wanted to keep score.  Maybe this movie has more than just gunfights to entice us to see it.A Word From Diana: "So much of what we do as artists is a combination of personal experience and imagination, and how that all creeps into your work is not so linear."Wow, that's pretty deep… I promise, we'll return to hot starlets with sex tapes after the weekend.  No need to damage your brain with these sophisticated ladies.  Check out more hot – but tasteful – pictures of Diana after the jump!

THE 8 WEIRDEST JOHNNY DEPP ROLES
Friday, July 3 by

Though he’s played a wide variety of roles over the course of his career, and is set to play the hardboiled John Dillinger in the upcoming Public Enemies, Johnny Depp has shown himself to be an actor of idiosyncratic but undeniably odd taste in roles.  Oh sure, he can do the Oscar-winning drama just as well as anybody (Finding Neverland, Donnie Brasco), but he just can’t seem to stay away from roles that send shivers down people’s spine or cause audiences to say, “WTF?” (Or for that matter make movies these days that don’t have Tim Burton’s name attached to them.) 

LIFE-SIZE ‘GIGANTOR’ ROBOT BEING BUILT IN JAPAN
Thursday, July 2 by

Well, leave it to Japanese engineers to have figured this one out.  Somebody done gone and built a real life Gundam robot.  And over the past couple weeks, several pics and clips of the life-size replica that actually moves have shown up.  Well now, according to Aint It Cool, another team is constructing a life-size replica of GIGANTOR, the beloved Japanese animated hunk o' sentient metal that debuted in the '50s.  The question now isn't if, but how many fanboys will be visiting Japan this year in hopes of being the one whose love for the robots is so strong, it brings them to actual life and in search of an overweight bespectacled introvert to be their friend… and a parents' basement… to call home.Here are today's Gundam-sized Links: Camille Holbrook Walks Through Forest, Disrobes (Gorillamask) The Guido Beach Of Yesteryear (Filmdrunk) The 10 Absolute Worst Movie Trailers Of All Time (Manofest) Very Intricate Carboard Technology Recreations.  Super Cool (Walyou) 13 Of The Best Movies You've Never Seen (Pajiba) 5 Corporate Promotions That Ended In (Predictable) Disaster (Cracked) Get Drunk for the USA with "Man In The Box" (YouTube) 14 Funny Fireworks Fail Videos (Coedmagazine) R Kelly May Be In Trouble For Statutory Rape. Again. (Celebjihad) 7 Lies Romantic Comedies Told You (Mademan) Do You Really Expect People Who Fight For a Living To Be Good Sports? (Cagepotato) A Buncha Awesome Karate Kid Mashup Videos (Unreality) The Sony Walkman Turns XXX (Asylum) The Sexiest Autopsy Assistant Ever: Stevie Lynn (Bustedcoverage) Stuff That Only Happens In Pakistan, Apparently (Uncoached) The 4 Most Inept Franchises In Pro Sports (Bachelorguy) Denise Milani Can Make Walking Dogs And Picking Strawberries Hot (Moondogsports)

A ‘GHOSTBUSTERS 3′ TEASER WITH FOOTAGE OF GIRL GETTING SLIMED TO DEBUT AT COMIC-CON?
Thursday, July 2 by

I'm speculating here, but one thing I can tell you guys with 100% confidence is that a trusted source of mine recently was accosted in a bar by someone who claimed to have just worked on a shoot for Ghostbusters 3 in the Windy City.  Apparently the scene involved an actress being "slimed," and that was all they got out before coming to their senses about what's probably sensitive information. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that I think we'll be seeing a teaser trailer of some sort for Ghostbusters 3 at this year's Comic-Con.  The timing is right.  There were rumors it would start shooting this Fall anyway.  Come late July, don't be surprised about reports from giddy bloggers, journalists and fans recounting their experience of a brand new on-screen, live-action sliming leading into Ray Parker Jr.'s iconic '80s theme.  We can dream, can't we?  To hold you over until this hypothetical event, check out the trailer for Ghostbuster starring Ernie Hudson after the jump.

GHOSTBUSTERS 3
Thursday, July 2 by

Director: Dunno.  Supposed to be be Harold Ramis. Cast: Dunno.  (But supposed to be the original cast)Synopsis: Dunno. 

temp thurs link dump
Thursday, July 2 by

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‘PUBLIC ENEMIES’ ACTRESS LEELEE SOBIESKI
Thursday, July 2 by

The Public Enemies depression-era babes keep a-comin'.  We've already shown two of the film's lovely ladies, Marion Cotillard and Emilie De Ravin, now it's time for a beauty with a decidedly strange name: Leelee Sobieski.  Although, that's not her real name; her full name is Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski… I think we'll stick with Leelee.  She plays Polly Hamilton, one of Dillinger's numerous lady friends in the flick.  Her work includes films with masterful directors (Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut) and masterful act–… Wait, sorry, no, insane actors (Nic Cage in The Wicker Man).A Word From Leelee: “If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.”On that note, we'll be looking up the Wikipedia page for white cranes, and then trying to Google Leelee's address.  In the meantime, check out hot photos of Leelee after the jump.

TRAILER FOR ‘THE INFORMANT’ MAKES CORPORATE ESPIONAGE SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT
Wednesday, July 1 by

THE INFORMANT Trailer – Watch more Movie TrailersI normally hate movies with clueless protagonists, and this new one from Steven Soderbergh looks like it's got a doozy.  BUT… I might be making an exception, because darned if Matt Damon's character, Mark Whitacre, isn't try his best not to suck.  In The Informant, Damon plays a corporate suit who becomes – you guesed it – an informant for the FBI.  Based on a true story, the real Whitacre remains the highest level executive in U.S. history to turn into a whistleblower.  I think this one has a happier ending than that other whistleblower movie The Insider.  And I'm basing that entirely on the fact that this has an upbeat song from the Eurythmics in the trailer.  If you don't know the Eurythmic, they're a band from the '80s and '90s, which is when this movie takes place.  I'm basing that assessment entirely on the style of mustaches worn by some of the actors.  Here at Screen Junkies, we take our fact-checking seriously.We take these links even more seriously.  Melissa Buhl: Hot, And Could Also Probably Beat You Up (Gorillamask) Things That Best Friends Have To Do (Holytaco) Pauly Shore Is Feuding With Bruno Over Adoption Of African Babies (Filmdrunk) The 10 Sexiest Celebrity "Free Agents" (Manofest) Who Doesn't Want A Japanese LED Watch Called "Pimpstar?" (Walyou) Frank Darabont Is Still Trying To Make Fahrenheit 451 (Pajiba) The 7 Most Pathetic GI Joe Characters (Cracked) 101 Drunk Girls Motorboating (Coedmagazine) Joanna Krupa Is Hot, Also Gives Terrell Owens Crap A Lot (Celebjihad) Despite Recession, Young Men Still Spend Lots Of Money (Mademan) 5 Of The Best Moments In UFC History (Cagepotato) Tyler Perry Is Allowed To Vote For The Oscars?  Seriously? (Unreality) Top 10 Michael Jackson Music Video Girls (Asylum) Inside Of The White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank (Bustedcoverage) Amazing One-Handed Football Catches (Uncoached) Badass Granny With A Badass Car (Regretfulmorning) Buffalo Wing Sauce Cookies Sound Oddly Delicious (Bachelorguy) Albert Pujols Should Vote His Teammates Off The Island (Moondogsports) Boxer Destroys A Dude With One Quick Left Hook (Nothingtoxic) Snack And A Commercial: Your Own Bile (Atomfilms) Bad Motherf–king Wallet (MadeMan) Coco,  Before Chanel Trailer Is French-Tastic (Filmofilia)

‘PUBLIC ENEMIES’ ACTRESS EMILIE DE RAVIN
Wednesday, July 1 by

On Monday we showcased the French dish that is Public Enemies' starlet Marion Cotillard.  But she's not the only babe we think is the bee's knees in Michael Mann's old timey gangster pick-chaaa.  Meet Emilie de Ravin, who plays Barbara Patzke, a bank teller taken hostage by John Dillinger and company in one of their Illinois heists.  You may remember her from Rian Johnson's cult hit Brick, but she's perhaps more known for her role as Claire Littleton, the Aussie baby mama on "Lost."  A Word From Emilie: "Becoming a prima ballerina requires a lot of work."  Pfffft.  So is putting up a picture gallery of YOU, Emilie!  Just ask our intern, Spencer.  You can check out his handiwork after the jump. And don't forget you can see Emilie starting today in Public Enemies! 

HOT CAVEWOMEN: A PHOTO GALLERY
Wednesday, July 1 by

In honor of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opening this weekend, we decided to feature a picture gallery of sexy cavewomen wearing skimpy loincloths.  You might interject, "ScreenJunkies, despite what the Flinstones depicts, humans weren't around during the time of the dinosaurs!" to which we'd respond – and haughtily, we might add – "Would you rather see a gallery of wooly mammoth ass?"   Above: Queen Latifah telling us to "Talk to the trunk."If you answered "yes" then you're into Furries and should be reading Holy Taco.  If you answered "no" then get get ready for some B.C. T&A. 

WATCH THIS CLIP FROM THE ‘WATCHMEN’ BLU-RAY IN ‘MAXIMUM MOVIE MODE’
Tuesday, June 30 by

WATCHMEN Blu-Ray Clip in MAXIMUM MOVIE MODE – Watch more Funny Videos Above is a clip of the "Maximum Movie Mode" way of watching Watchmen when it comes to Blu-Ray on July 21st.  As long as you're a Zach Snyder enthusiast, it looks like a pretty kickass feature, as the director literally gives a direct presentation during the film.  Snyder's sorta like Al Gore if he worked out and used a camera to no-touch fondle Malin Akerman. Of course, what Warner Bros. home video isn't admitting is that, while this technology has certainly improved… it wasn't the first time Maximum Movie Mode was used.  Nay, atribute that to R. Kelly's über-meta commentary for his piece de resistance, "Trapped in the Closet."  "See, now I'm in the closet," says R. Kelly seated on the couch watching the picture in picture of R. Kelly in the film singing, "I'm trapped in the closet." Groove to it after the jump:

NEW INTERNATIONAL TRAILER FOR ‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ IS MORE TARANTINO-Y
Tuesday, June 30 by

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS International Trailer – Watch more Movie Trailers "We in the 'Killin Natsee Bidniss,'" says Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) in this new International trailer for QT's Inglourious Basterds.  International, you say?  Why, yes.  And that means subtitles and title cards in other languages.  Here's what the title cards say: There was a time… a France occupied by the Nazis… A New Film By Quentin Tarantino… If you look for heroes… You are going to find them… Those twelve years of French I took are finally paying off.  *smiles wryly, adjusts cravate, then swishes cognac snifter while flipping on Maury Povich* Here are Today's Top Links IN ENGLISH, PEOPLE!!! Angelica Dynasty Is Very Attractive (Gorillamask) Children's Letters To God About Dead Celebrities (Holytaco) Yoostar Lets You Act Onscreen With Dane Cook! (Filmdrunk) 15 Animals Armed With Lightsabers (Manofest) Wall-E Cake Is As Delicious As The Movie Is Adorable (Walyou) The Greatest Hits Of Pajiba's Guides To What's Good For You (Pajiba) 6 New Personality Disorders Caused By The Internet (Cracked) Miss Coed: The Lovely Brittany Hawks (Coedmagazine) And Exclusive Interview With Joe Jackson (Celebjihad) Fedor's New Ad Campaign Is Rather Dumb (Cagepotato)Final Destination Trailer: Nightmare On Asphalt (Allleftturns) The 6 Best Meals On The Planet (Mademan) 10 Awesome Various Slow Motion Water Videos (Unreality) Who Is The Biggest Musical Icon Of The Century? (Asylum) Unlucky Phillie's Fan Immortalized As "Kid Who Picked Nose On Jumbotron" (Bustedcoverage)A Collection Of Shaq's Personal Photos Prove To Be Very Funny (Uncoached)6 Movies That Were Glorified Commercials (Regretfulmorning)Support Your Old School Stadiums With These T-Shirts (Bachelorguy)A List Of Atheletes Dealing With Social Anxiety Disorder (Moondogsports)

Daily Scream Queen: ‘Gossip Girl’/Sex Tape Star Leighton Meester
Tuesday, June 30 by

Where You've Seen Her: If you are a man that has had a girlfriend within the past two or so years (or are just particularly interested in scandalous primetime soap operas), you've probably seen Leighton Meester on TV's "Gossip Girl."  If you are a man that has had no girlfriend or affliction for girly shows recently, you might remember her as the smoking hot virgin pop star Justine Chapin on "Entourage."  Soon most every guy will probably know her from her highly touted sex tape, which reportedly features her using her feet in creative ways.  What a novel concept!  A Word From Leighton: "I don't feel guilty at all if I'm just lying around, one of my best guilty pleasures is doing absolutely nothing"Check out a screenshot of the sex tape itself, and other hot (yet less seedy) photos of Leighton Meester after the jump:

10 Best Billy Mays TV Appearances
Tuesday, June 30 by

The past week has been a tough one for celebrity grovelers like myself. First, Ed McMahon (sidekick of sidekicks) passes, then Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, and perhaps the most surreal, Mr. “As Seen on TV” Billy Mays. Not to sound crass, but Farrah and Ed were quite past their primes and neither passed suddenly (Ed was old and Farrah had battled cancer for a long time). So really, it’s a race to who was the biggest Celebrity death:  

TRAILER FOR ‘DAYBREAKERS,’ THE NEW VAMPIRE FLICK STARRING ‘TRANSFORMERS 2′ HOTTIE ISABEL LUCAS AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE.
Monday, June 29 by

Daybreakers Trailer – Watch more Movie Trailers Oh, Isabel Lucas… only you can elevate Transformers Revenge of the Fallen to the level of "serviceable," even if your Decepticon character was the most misguided Transformer ever.  You're also the shining ray of light in this otherwise dystopian trailer for the new vampire film Daybreakers.  It's got dark, moody lighting… music by Placebo… and hissing.  Throw in a couple Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell and you've got every night every overweight single forty-something spends living in his parents' basement. Put Down the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Rope And Check Out These Links: Melissa Buhl Is Quite Attractive (Gorillamask) 6 Ridiculous Products Only Billy Mays Could Have Sold (Holytaco) Michael Bay And Steven Spielberg Produce James Frey's Number 4 (Filmdrunk) 10 Female Child Stars Who Became Mega-Hotties (Manofest) iPhone Icons Reveal Narcissistic Traits (Walyou) Alan Cumming Is The Green Goblin In Broadway Adaptation Of Spider-Man, Plus More Music News (Pajiba) 6 Items You Touch Everyday That Are Filthier Than Your Toilet (Cracked) A Preemptive Obituary For Alan Thicke (Sickpigs) A Comprehensive Guide For SFW Boobs (Coedmagazine) Tito Jackson Found Alive At Age 55 (Celebjihad) 6 Tips To Survive Couple's Game Night (Mademan) Limp Bizkit Will Not Peform At UFC 100… Does Anyone Care? (Cagepotato) 5 Ways To Make The Office Much Better (Unreality) Meet Pabst, World's Ugliest Dog 2009 (Asylum) A Message To Fat Streakers At Baseball Games (Bustedcoverage) In Case You Didn't Notice, Perez Hilton Is Annoying (Uncoached) 42 Unfortunate Product Labels (Regretfulmorning) Rum In American History (Bachelorguy) The 5 Most Underrated Players In The NFL (Moondogsports) You've Probably Drank Too Much When This Just Randomly Happens (Nothingtoxic) The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth (Atomfilms) Havana Nocturne Is Being Adapted By Some Prominent Producers (Filmofilia)

‘PUBLIC ENEMIES’ ACTRESS MARION COTILLARD
Monday, June 29 by

Where You've Seen Her: The très, trés French starlet Marion Cotillard doesn't have a ton of American flicks under her ceinture just yet, but she's already won a Best Actress Oscar for her performance as chanteuse Edith Piaf in 2007's La Vie En Rose.  In Public Enemies, she plays Billie Frechette, John Dillinger's (Johnny Depp) lady friend.  Look for her in The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan's upcoming mega-budgeted sci-fi Inception, where she'll be one of the more reasonably priced special effects.   A Word From Marion: My parents always told me that if you want something, you can do whatever you have to do to get it. As long as it's not against someone else. Check out the hot photos of Marion "Fair Play" Cotillard after the jump:

10 Hottest Female Newscasters
Monday, June 29 by

There are times in recent years when I am not sure if I am watching the News or "Access Hollywood."  The reporting is as equally superficial and shallow for both nowadays.  Nancy O'Dell should be a news correspondent for FOX, CNN, or MSNBC; she looks the part and can clearly read a teleprompter as good as the other "women journalists" at these corporate news channels. Which one is Nancy O’Dell from "Access Hollywood" and which one is a "serious journalist?" I have no idea, either.

Watch This Tonight: ‘Hitler’s Stealth Fighter’ on Natgeo
Sunday, June 28 by

Tonight, National Geographic Channel is airing an all-new documentary called "Hitler's Stealth Fighter."  Apparently in the final months of World War II, American troops discovered a top-secret facility in Germany with an advanced, jet-propelled aircraft like no one had ever seen before.  It was called "The Horten Ho 229." It was shaped like a massive bat wing… like something out of Star Wars.  But its wooden body was most definitely man-made.  So what did Uncle Sam's army do with it?  Well, they brought back to the United States to be studied, of course.  And everything that they learned about the Third Reich's mystery plane stayed a mystery… until now. Screen Junkies had a chance to check out an advance screener of the doc, and it's definitely worth watching.  Aside from showing you this prototype of airborne insidiousness inside and out, it also makes you think about what might have happened had Hitler and the Nazis gotten their plane manufactured en masse and into the skies.  It's some scary scheisse. "Hitler's Stealth Fighter" airs tonight at 9PM ET/PT on National Geographic Channel.  Check out some more images and clips after the jump:

THE MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSION TOURNAMENT HAS A WINNER!!!
Friday, June 26 by

ARMAGEDDON FTW! – Watch more Funny Videos It was a wild ride full of BANGs, POPs, BOOMs, KAPOWs, and several WHOOSHes, but once all the proverbial dust settled the asteroid with a mission to send earth back to the dark ages took the prize. Sometimes it’s the movies with the most ridiculous plots that have the best pyrotechnics. Keep that in mind all you young filmmakers as your professors drill the importance of story into your heads. Stand up from your desk in defiance, stick out your middle finger and shout, “F*ck you, teach! Gimme more explosions!” THE WEEKEND'S TOP LINKS: Sarah Lyons Is Busty In A Variety Of Places (Gorillamask) Drunken Argument: Mexican Food Or Chinese Food? (Holytaco) James Franco Trashes A Nice Bedroom (Filmdrunk) The 50 Funniest Street Signs Of All Time (Manofest) Robot Penguin Pet Is Internet Capable, Loveable (Walyou) Everything About Tyler Perry Is Annoying (Pajiba) The 5 Most Hated Creatures On The Planet That Don't Deserve It (Cracked) Michael Jackson Is Dead, Douches Try To Exploit Tragedy (Sickpigs) Drunken Party Girl Boob Circles (Coedmagazine) Hot Models Prevent Ugly Scene At UFC Photoshoot (Cagepotato) Sucky Toys From Foreign Gift Shops (Unreality) The Best Of Awful Best Man Speeches (Asylum) Wouldn't It Be Nice To Have A Beer Tap In Your Home? (Mademan) Spike TV's New Show: "John And Cake Plus Six" (Celebjihad) Food Landscapes Made With Bacon And Other Assorted Meats (Uncoached) 7 Bizarre Objects That Were Found Lodged In Hind-Quarters (Regretfulmorning) Essentials For Building Your Own Poker Room (Bachelorguy) Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Are Banned From E! (Moondogsports) Quick Knee To The Face Ends A Fight Real Quick (Nothingtoxic) Inappropriate Workplace: Copy And Feel (Atomfilms) Zach Snyder Is Really Trying To Do A 300 Sequel? (Filmofilia)

FLOWCHART: MICHAEL BAY PICKS BREAKFAST
Friday, June 26 by

Welcome to the final day of BAYWATCH '09.  To recap, we've revisited Bay's Best Music Videos, Pitted Bay's Explosions against one another in the Bracket of Boom, ogled his "Baybes" and collected emails from his personal account.  For the last day, we're getting inside the man's head.  Strap on your safety goggles and flak jackets. By Ian Sobel

THE GREAT BIG DIGG IN THE SKY JUST GOT THREE NEW COMMENTERS
Thursday, June 25 by

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