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Jennifer Lawrence Joining The MILF Ranks
Thursday, September 26 by

… by playing a mom in a movie.

I bet that walrus mustache tickles like hell.
Kevin Smith Comes Out Of Retirement For An Excellent Reason: To Make A Movie About A Man Who Becomes A Walrus
Thursday, September 26 by

The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.

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Watch ‘Pulp Fiction’ In 60 Seconds
Wednesday, September 25 by

Turns out Tarantino could have made his point a lot faster.

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Walter White’s Science Is Tight
Wednesday, September 25 by

Meet the chemistry advisor who keeps ‘Breaking Bad’ scientifically accurate.

The only thing that can truly defeat zombies is single file lines.
Guy Who Wrote ‘MIB III’ Now Directing ‘Boy Scouts Vs. Zombies’
Wednesday, September 25 by

I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.

I think I see David Faustino.
There Are Now Two Reality Shows In Development That Shoot Celebrities Into Space
Wednesday, September 25 by

This is a good start.

"This Is The End" At The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
Seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg To Animate Dick Jokes In ‘Sausage Party’
Wednesday, September 25 by

Finally a cartoon that you can’t take the kids to.

This could get ugly.
If ‘Grand Theft Auto: Breaking Bad’ Existed
Tuesday, September 24 by

The two greatest things in the world, smashed together.

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#tbt That Time Cillian Murphy Screen Tested To Play Batman
Tuesday, September 24 by

The most smoochable Batman since Val Kilmer.

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Worst Inflight Movie Ever!
Tuesday, September 24 by

Morose, yes. But it’s way better than ‘Planes’.

Yum!
Watch Aziz Ansari And Seth Rogen Spitball Sponsoship Ideas For A Standup Special
Tuesday, September 24 by

Maybe they could release it on DVD. That would be pretty whacky these days.

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Emmy Winner Jeff Daniels Promises Toilet Scene In ‘Dumb And Dumber’ Sequel Will Top The Original
Tuesday, September 24 by

He’s going to shit really, really, REALLY hard this time.

Really bad press for Oceanic Airlines.
Leaked ABC Doc Shows That ‘Lost’ Sure Did Change A Lot During Development
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’m surprised they didn’t say it would also include Monday Night Football highlights.

Give us back those wings, you demon.
‘Dexter’ Lets The Door Hit His Morally Ambiguous Ass On The Way Out
Tuesday, September 24 by

It would have been better if it was just all a dream.

In a clever bit of marketing, the bottle doubles as a butt plug.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Author To Now Offend Our Sense Of Taste Using Wine Instead Of Words
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.

Nice earrings, Sally.
Colin Farrell To Star In ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie, Immediately Loses 28% Of His Sex Appeal
Monday, September 23 by

I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.

Sexy.
’13 ‘Bonnie And Clyde’ Of Emile Hirsch And Holliday Grainger Shouldn’t Be Confused With ’03 Bonnie And Clyde Jay-Z And Beyonce
Monday, September 23 by

I really want to spoil the ending, but I won’t.

People who love to clap will love this news.
Chinese Businessman To Create Gigantic Orlando/Hollywood Hybrid That Will Undoubtedly Be Tasteful
Monday, September 23 by

Because China was keeping things too classy.

The whole show is going to be like this image.
Ken Jeong Is Getting His Own Show On NBC, America Suddenly Gets Piercing Headache
Monday, September 23 by

They’re going for a shrillness strategy. Good call.

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Michael Keaton Almost Played Jack On ‘Lost’
Monday, September 23 by

That would have been cool. Or weird.

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Scarlett Johansson Takes It Off* In ‘Under The Skin’ Trailer
Monday, September 23 by

*It being your skin.

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Here Are Your Kinda Boring Emmy Winners
Monday, September 23 by

But congrats to Anna Gunn.

GIMME.
You Can Buy Hector Salamanca’s Bell (And Other Stuff) From ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, September 20 by

“Ding.”

The only known surviving photograph of the Egyptian king.
Spike TV Is Going To Give Us A King Tut Drama
Friday, September 20 by

Spike knows drama.

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Adam Sandler In Talks To Make A Not Bad Movie
Friday, September 20 by

Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.

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J.J. Abrams Attempting To Make ‘Star Wars’ No Longer Ass-Terrible
Friday, September 20 by

He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.

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Somebody Had Better Check On Huell
Friday, September 20 by

He must be starving.

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If You Do The Math, Ted Mosby’s A Real Slut
Friday, September 20 by

His foreskin’s been pushed back more often than the point to his story.

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‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Will Probably Make More Money Than Any Film Ever Has
Thursday, September 19 by

$800 million in a day might eclipse ‘The Avengers’ opening weekend.

What a terrific photo.
Bryan Cranston Will Play Another Character Facing Prison Time In Dalton Trumbo Biopic
Thursday, September 19 by

If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.