Keanu vs. Cannibalistic Voodoo Supermodels
“My tastes are very… singular. I don’t follow the manual.”
Good news for young Woody Harrelson lookalikes.
There’s a carve-out for ‘Expendables’ films, right? TELL ME THERE’S AN EXCEPTION FOR ‘EXPENDABLES’ FILMS!
The safety word is “stop,” but he’s going to pretend he can’t hear you.
Could a random casting computer program even get more random than this?
It looks really good…
You nearly cause a nuclear war and suddenly you’re the bad guy.
This time, they’ve burned down the wrong pet store.
Their Prime Minister just keeps ruffling feathers.
Soap operas COULD use more head-crushing.
Some people are so excited they’ll believe anything.
I can only imagine him spinning a record, repeating “This is bullsh*t” and “Dad, you’re being weird!” over and over again. It’s not that bad.
Saul’s always been kind of a cartoon character, so this makes sense.
Please consume Liquid Slam responsibly.
When I think about the graphic content of ‘Game of Thrones’, my mouth just starts watering.
At that point, you might as well just make it next year’s Valentine’s Day film.
Expect power ties galore.
Directed by Gareth Edwards, written (at least in part) by Chris Weitz.
This season will likely be the last one that’s based on existing books.
But they’ll have to walk to get there.
It produced 50,000 Tweets. 50,000 lonely, lonely Tweets.
I was in it for the shark.
Canoeing just got dangerous.
I say that we let him.
Just a terrible, terrible chapter in the already abhorrent story of Suge Knight.
My heart can’t take it.
He even lived in a dorm room. How bohemian!
Can this film shake its one-note gimmick and be good? They’re trying…