An inspired choice.
A serious blow to cinema.
Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.
She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.
The question mark means it’s unsure. Duh.
Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.
It seems that familiar isn’t always better.
Never mess with a man who collects minerals.
But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.
‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.
It’s a wonderful day for the world!
Yo soy Groot!
And we will let him…
Tara Reid has developed a chemical she would like you to rub on your skin.
Better get that dialect coach on the phone.
“Bojack? That’s a beautiful name.”
Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.
Man, prison is so awesome.
Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.
He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)
It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.
Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?
Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.
Ain’t no time for bird sex.
This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.
Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?
We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)