Who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of self-referential, cheesy horror films be even more self-referential and cheesy.
Or a hundred years. Any big number, really.
By George Rob Reiner Martin
I love it when you call me Big Not the Momma.
Oh, and a release date (window) for that standalone movie. Wasn’t able to fit that in the title.
That’s what Sylvester Stallone said…in 1986.
Does any group write as many open letters as PETA does?
Before you mutter “liberal tree hugger bullsh*t under your breath,” check out the premise. It’s pretty terrific.
Your move, Starz.
Is it too soon to congratulate Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter for their roles in ‘Dumbo’?
You have to give the casting at least a 9.5/10 here.
That should do it. Every comedian now has a show on Comedy Central. Good work, everyone.
They didn’t say that was the reason, but we all think it is.
Hopefully, he can do something about the rents too. They’re just outrageous.
Once again, they’re so hot right now.
…and we’ve come full circle.
Also, heads from bodies.
You’ll have to delay gratification, which no one will like.
Ok, so it’s not really a “prequel” but that sounds better than “companion series.”
Maybe Roku will be able to get an exclusive with The Home Shopping Network or something.
Don’t worry everyone…She’ll still be completely insane.
It’s a laff riot!
Can’t keep a good, grumpy man down.
It’s fond of sepia Instagram filters.
I mean, it will in that it’s about anthropomorphic toys.
Man, they’re really making a meal out of this flimsy premise.
From the mobsters who brought you the Lufthansa heist…