Don’t get too fired up about spoilers for ‘Game of Thrones’. There’s not much here.
If you add ellipses and “forever” to the end of anything, you can make it sound unduly ominous.
I’m sure this film rivalry is nothing that throwing your controller at the other person can’t fix.
I think she should play “Ted.’ You know, mix things up.
Kevin Hart would be wise to get expensive leg extensions.
In the words of Dr. Peter Venkman, “Nice shootin’, Tex.” We will miss you.
This will not end well.
Yup. It’s just about every relevant person in Hollywood. And Whoopi Goldberg.
Her slide towards the lowest common denominator continues…
In this alternate Michelle Tanner-less reality, Heath Ledger may still be alive.
Good. Maybe it will be funny this time.
It’s not about expensive coffee and mustaches, surprisingly.
It’s not great but it’s better than the electrocuted testicle look Jamie Foxx has going.
Remember: There’s no “s” on the end of “Detective.” It’s confusing.
Now when there’s a real wolf in the hallway, no one will believe him. This has happened before.
Because, seriously, who are these guys??
What’s-his-face is ready to become a household name.
You had your chance, Katherine Heigl.
I wouldn’t mind hearing “Devil’s Haircut’ every time Sally Draper comes onscreen.
If it is art.
Let us explain why this is newsworthy…
His home planet needs him.
If you put the word “cyber” in front of anything, it makes old people feel like they’re on a spaceship.
And you thought Hugh Jackman ate a lot of chicken.
Take that, ‘Tonight Show’!
I put surprise in quotes because we’re not stupid.