If it’s not an origin story called ‘Mercury Rising’, I’m chucking my laptop against the wall.
Just don’t touch his hair, ok?
Was there clamoring for this? It must have been muffled.
The one with Ben Foster as Armstrong.
My money’s on Lobo.
It’s now quantifiable how much he phones it in.
That’s what she said.
Still not as bad as the Cabin Sisters.
Also, there’s a channel called “Sportsman Channel.”
It’s what he’s good at.
Audiences never got comfortable with their winter sun being so low. They like their suns higher and more summer-y.
Bring back Short Round! If the actor that plays him is still alive.
That was a rough few weeks.
This changes EVERYTHING! Wait. No it doesn’t.
One’s large and one’s small! This is comedy at its finest!
It’s the most shockingly violent time of the year.
It’s quite a formidable package, Jack.
It’s about a guy named Saul, and he warrants phone calls. More to follow…
He’s sorry. Please take him back, nerds.
It’s not wise to sleep in during the zombie apocalypse.
It will be called ‘Wolfman’.
They hardly even look alike.
Warning: magic abilities not included.
The film will not be scrapped entirely.
Seriously. A billion.
It’s Jason’s bar mitzvah.
Keep the change, you filthy animal.