He doesn’t audition well.
The man’s thought it through.
What do you mean “I didn’t fill out a pool?” And what do you mean “The MTV Movies Awards aren’t important enough to pay attention to?”
Goodbye, cool world.
Bursting with story!
Get it while the getting’s good.
Try working explosions into THIS one, Emmerich!
A possible love interest for Chewbacca?
To be clear, ‘Better Off Dead’ is the one with the skiing.
The headline…WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
This is a gutsy, awesome choice.
What’s that? Oh, ‘Timecop’? We’ll explain it in the article.
Don’t even try to watch this if you take heart medicine.
Vin Diesel narration. I WANT VIN DIESEL NARRATION!
Settle down. It’s not about birds. Nice try.
Yup, it’s come to this.
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Yes, but will any of them be reality shows about empty, stupid people?
Why were they being so withholding, dragging it out like this?
Back on track to be awful.
When you’re standing Ralph Macchio’s shadow, you best take a long, hard look at the direction your life is going.
We don’t even get to see his bewbs.
Hingle McCringleberry meets Tackleberry.
If you complain, you always get what you want. That’s the lesson here.
“I don’t have time for this. I have imps to watch!”
Well, all right then.