The biggest actress in the world will be the center of attention. Makes sense!
Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. Wait. Whoa.
Let the nostalgia wash over you.
This is going to be awesome and weird and confusing.
If not, they’re sure going to great lengths to make us believe they are.
Not much of a surprise.
From the mouths of babes.
The myth of Murray continues.
Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.
This has to be the most exciting moment of the past ten years for David Charvet.
There isn’t a juicy reason behind it. Leo’s just taking a break from acting.
Do I smell a crossover with the Kevin Smith universe? No. That’s just burning tar.
“Giving us” might not be the right phrase. “Sodomizing us with” seems more appropriate.
It probably won’t star Leary. He’s got something else going.
We’re all Legend. Except people in the deep south. They’ve got some work to do before they become Legend.
There could be a couple positives to this news.
GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.
I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.
I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!
I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!
Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.
If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.
I can dig it.
A baby boss? That’s impractical!
I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.
To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.
I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.
They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.
Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.
So many things I don’t like in that headline.