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Marvel To Kill Off Wolverine, But, You Know, Probably Not Really
Monday, April 28 by

What does this have to do with the films? Not much, so far.

I feel nauseous just looking at that picture.
Disney’s ‘A Small World’ Is, Naturally, Becoming A Feature Film
Friday, April 25 by

The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.

"Oh. I see." *scratches head, looks around, walks away with nosebleed*
You Want A Very Comprehensive Game Of Thrones Map? You Got It
Friday, April 25 by

Take a left at the severed head on a pike, then keep going. You’ll pass five, maybe six severed heads on pikes, then take a right. And that’ll take you to the giant pile of rotting bodies.

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‘Friday The 13th’ To Become An Hour-Long TV Show
Friday, April 25 by

Ch-ch-ha-ha…CH-CH-HA-HA

Going a little crazy there with the graphics, NBC.
‘Sunday Night Football’ Will Now Start Stealing The Best Games In Beginning Week 5 Instead Of 11
Thursday, April 24 by

Now if only they would help us tell Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy apart…

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‘Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants’ Gets Third Installment To Become Trilogy
Thursday, April 24 by

Maybe this time the pants could consider a staycation?

Magnificent.
Meg Ryan Will Be The Grown Up Mother In ‘How I Met Your Father’
Wednesday, April 23 by

Okayyyyyyyyyyy…

After deciding "Heath's Body Odor" was a wildly misguided name for a premium cable channel, the suits shortened it to HBO.
You Will Be Able To Watch HBO Shows Without An HBO Subscription On Amazon Prime
Wednesday, April 23 by

It’s not a catchy headline, but it gets the point across.

I don't know if they'll ever be able to top the original costume.
Superhero Movie Craze Now Officially Out-Of-Hand With ‘Flash Gordon’ Remake
Wednesday, April 23 by

Oh, man. Why?

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Mattel To Bring Us That Barbie Film Franchise We Won’t Stop Pestering Them About
Wednesday, April 23 by

MAKE IT GRITTY.

"Snack dick."
Visit The Pied Piper Website From HBO’s ‘Silicon Valley’
Tuesday, April 22 by

In keeping with the show’s premise, the website is pretty cool and user-friendly.

The original Fantastic Four cast
The ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot Is Going To Be Gritty. Duh.
Tuesday, April 22 by

I want to hear someone say their film will be “cartoon-y and stupid.”

On set at of The Beack
Danny Boyle And Leo DiCaprio Circling That Sweet, Sweet Steve Jobs Biopic Action
Tuesday, April 22 by

Why do people love this guy so much? I mean, I like iPhones, but still.

You're home again, Laura.
Laura Prepon Will Return Full-Time To ‘Orange Is The New Black’ In Season 3
Monday, April 21 by

We can’t stay mad at you, Laura. Get over here and give us a hug.

Pied Piper shirt.
HBO, Feeling Humorous, Renews ‘Veep’ And ‘Silicon Valley’
Monday, April 21 by

HBO, once considered a bastion of televised drama, has recently been flexing some comedic muscle as many of its dramatic series near the end of their runs. So it should…

OMG!
Aubrey Plaza Pissed Her Character Is The Only One Without A Baby On ‘Parks And Rec’
Monday, April 21 by

To be fair though, she seems like she’s pissed about a lot of things.

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Godzilla’s Going To Be Fighting This Guy
Friday, April 18 by

Great. Could you fight NOT in the center of a major city, please?

"Smile for the camera, Steven. Okayyyy...That's go-...that's good. Good smile."
Spielberg To Take Audience Boredom To New Levels With His New Film About An 1800′s Jewish Priest
Friday, April 18 by

This will make ‘War Horse’ look like ‘The Matrix’

Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire
‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Sequel To Harken Back To Robin Williams’ Tolerable Days
Thursday, April 17 by

Just when a nation had healed from an epidemic of run-by fruitings.

Hands where we can see them.
Bryan Singer Voted Worst Babysitter
Thursday, April 17 by

Fridge privileges revoked.

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Back In Black Orange: ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Season 2 Trailer
Thursday, April 17 by

Take another look inside the reality of women’s prisons and all their wacky hairdos.

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Conan O’Brien Had A Bitch Of A Time Getting Ready For The MTV Movie Awards
Tuesday, April 15 by

You gotta condition, homey.

Play that funky music, white boys and girls.
Wanna See J.J. Abrams’ ‘Star Wars’ Films With A Live Orchestra? Now You Can*
Tuesday, April 15 by

*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.

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Watch Oprah Milk Tears Out Of Pharrell’s Eyes
Tuesday, April 15 by

“Why’m I crying on Oprah?”

"It's like God is the donut, and we're the sprinkles."
David Fincher Disconnects From Steve Jobs Biopic
Monday, April 14 by

Fincher wants Michael Bay money.

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Jesse Pinkman’s Lost Audition For ‘Frozen’
Monday, April 14 by

He doesn’t audition well.

James Cameron explaining to an Amazon that 3D technology is not sorcery.
James Cameron Weighs In On Who Would Win In A Fight Between A Na’vi, T-800, And The Alien Queen
Monday, April 14 by

The man’s thought it through.

Generation Award winner Mark Wahlberg, so stand up and take your hat off.
Compare Your 2014 MTV Movie Awards Pool To The ACTUAL Winners
Monday, April 14 by

What do you mean “I didn’t fill out a pool?” And what do you mean “The MTV Movies Awards aren’t important enough to pay attention to?”

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Goats Singing ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme: Bucket List Satisfied
Friday, April 11 by

Goodbye, cool world.

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‘Divergent’s’ Final Movie Will Be Split In Two
Friday, April 11 by

Bursting with story!