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Smile, Walt!!!
‘Breaking Bad’ Got Its Highest Ratings Ever Last Night
Monday, August 12 by

Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.

No image really conveyed the type of gorgeous morons I had in mind, so here's the CBS logo.
CBS Inverts The ‘Big Bang Theory’ Premise To Appeal To Dumb People
Monday, August 12 by

Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.

They'll see you for your polyps now.
Want A ‘Wizard Of Oz’-Inspired Medical Drama? CBS Will Give You One, You Weirdo.
Monday, August 12 by

I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.

The man, the myth, the outfit.
Tonight Jay Leno Gives Up The ‘Tonight Show’ Throne
Monday, August 12 by

NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.

Such a badass...
Bruce Willis Quit Expendables Because He Wanted $3 Million For 4 Days Of Work, Not $3 Million
Thursday, August 8 by

$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.

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Caption This Pic And Win $145 Prize Pack From ’2 Guns’
Thursday, August 8 by

Think you’re funny? Prove it, and win $145 prize pack from Universal Pictures’s 2 Guns. All you have to do is leave a caption for the following pic, and you’re…

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Stephen Colbert Blasts Pitchfork For Accusing His Publicity Stunt Of Being A Publicity Stunt
Thursday, August 8 by

Even though it totally was.

Whoa. Is she like, 12?
‘Two And A Half Men’ Has A New Half-Man. And It’s A Young Lesbian. Shocking.
Thursday, August 8 by

Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.

Pretty cool looking, actually.
Russel Simmons Gives The Kids What They Want. What They Want Is Apparently A Cartoon About The Harlem Renaissance.
Wednesday, August 7 by

Exciting stuff!

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And Now Walter White Replaced With A Pug
Wednesday, August 7 by

“Yo, Mr. White’s a dog, bitch.”

Here's Harrison Ford looking markedly badass.
Harrison Ford Inexplicably Joins The Cast Of ‘Expendables 3′
Tuesday, August 6 by

A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.

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Supercut: Greatest Movie T-Shirts Ever
Tuesday, August 6 by

I will have to dock points for not including Wooderson’s Ted Nugent t-shirt or the one the bad guy wears in ‘Kuffs’.

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Wall-E Exists In Real Life!!
Tuesday, August 6 by

Somebody spent five years building this. Congratulations on that.

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I Prefer ‘Star Trek’ As Voiced By The Cast Of ‘Archer’
Monday, August 5 by

This took long enough.

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‘Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical’
Monday, August 5 by

This!

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Almost Everyone Is Leaving ‘American Idol’ (And J. Lo Is Coming Back)
Monday, August 5 by

Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…

This was the day Adam spent six hours looking for his eyeglasses. Hilarious.
Adam Carolla Will Host A Spike TV Show That Calls Out Shody Contractors
Monday, August 5 by

It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.

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It’s Been 381 Days Without A Batman
Monday, August 5 by

‘Batman vs Superman’ is trying to cast the Caped Crusader.

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‘Walking Dead’ Featurette Promises Zombies Out The Butt
Friday, August 2 by

Hopefully also plot development and characters making good decisions.

Billy Crystal will get another 365 days in the cryo-vac.
Ellen Degeneres To Host 2014 Oscars, Hathaway/Franco Snubbed For Third Consecutive Year
Friday, August 2 by

She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.

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Whatever These Bizarre Korean Commercials Are Selling, I’m Buying
Friday, August 2 by

RoboCop is like Ronald McDonald over there!

Here's Buffett conspiring to expand his meth empire with a well-known Albuquerque drug dealer.
Billionaire Warren Buffett Loves ‘Breaking Bad’, Is Therefore A Secret Meth Kingpin HImself
Thursday, August 1 by

This is tantamount to Buffett confessing to meth trafficking.

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Screen Junkies Show: The Idiot’s Guide To ‘Breaking Bad’
Thursday, August 1 by

A quick re-up before Sunday’s premiere.

MATT DAMON!
Extended ‘Elysium’ Trailer: Matt Damon Has Cool Bullets
Thursday, August 1 by

Eat your heart out, Judge Dredd.

It's hard to look casual with a scrotum that big.
TLC Is Seriously Developing A Show Based Around A Man With An Enormous Nutsack
Wednesday, July 31 by

In the name of science…

Open your eyes, Hugh. No one's that soulful.
Dr. House To Travel The U.S., Singing The Blues
Wednesday, July 31 by

He’s got the gimp-leg blues!

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‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer Gets Japanified
Wednesday, July 31 by

黙示録のキャンセル!

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Denzel Washington Making Guarantees Supercut
Wednesday, July 31 by

All of his performances are the same. He’s the Nickelback of actors.

All he needs is a spinning bow tie, the huckster!
Noted Funnyman And Rib-Tickler Phillip Seymour Hoffman To Bring The Yuks To A Showtime Series
Tuesday, July 30 by

He’s going to play a man facing irrelevance and obsolescence! Classic PSH!

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‘Breaking Bad’ Final Season Trailer Is Poetry
Tuesday, July 30 by

Literally.