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Hank And Marie Watch The MTV Video Music Awards
Tuesday, August 27 by

Walt Jr should not be seeing this.

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Matt Damon Up For Some More Jason Bourning
Tuesday, August 27 by

The costs of zoo upkeep are astronomical.

Well that's some fun punctuation!
‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Is Going To Get It’s Own ‘Talking Dead’-Style Wrap-Up Show
Monday, August 26 by

The name is really stupid. Click to learn it.

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Ben Affleck As Batman Reaction Video
Monday, August 26 by

The Internet does not approve.

Way to own your sexuality, Miley.
The MTV VIdeo Music Awards Manufactured A Sad Little Controversy Last Night
Monday, August 26 by

Today is a great day, because it’s the longest possible time until the next VMAs.

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Timur Bekmambetov Is Making A Movie About Killer ‘Squirrels’
Monday, August 26 by

Kickstart this!

There will be only mutton chops stuck out slightly from Batman's helmet.
Bat-Fleck Watch, Day Zero: Ben Affleck Drops Directing Gigs To Batman Up
Friday, August 23 by

First thing Batman needs to do in this new Superman movie: Kill Superman.

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It’s The Remix! ‘Breaking Bad’ Sings R. Kelly’s ‘Ignition’
Friday, August 23 by

This wins the Internet for today.

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Natalie Dormer Will Do That Thing With Her Mouth In ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’
Friday, August 23 by

Is she chewing her cheek or something? I just don’t get it.

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Watch The Original ’30 Rock’ Pilot Starring Rachel Dratch As Jenna
Friday, August 23 by

Is like watching TV in an alternate dimension. Where they speak English.

Because Guatemala is for assholes.
Belize Tourism Board Wants The Cast Of ‘Breaking Bad’ To Visit To Prove That The Country Is More Than A Death Metaphor
Thursday, August 22 by

It’s a Central American hell! (Probably not)

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Cookie Monster Caught Checking Out Naked Girls
Thursday, August 22 by

He’s never really been one for impulse control.

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Screen Junkies Show: The Making Of Honest Trailers
Thursday, August 22 by

Genius at work.

Google Images really sucks sometimes, you know?
Guy Ritchie Will Tell A Tale Of How The Empire State Building Came To Be
Wednesday, August 21 by

You’re not the only one who thinks it’s a weird premise.

We're not going to show it to you here. Lower your eyeballs a little. We make you work for it.
Guess How Long This Dolly Track Is For P.T. Anderson’s ‘Inherent Vice’. GUESS!
Wednesday, August 21 by

Also, we will explain what a dolly track is, and the length of this one is newsworthy.

That's the same face I made while writing this!
Rashida Jones Is Leaving ‘Parks And Rec’ For A CW Show Called ‘Ladyballs’
Wednesday, August 21 by

It gets worse from there. Just kidding. Not possible.

Harvey doesn't know the meaning of the words "eye contact."
The Weinstein Company Will Be Streaming All Their New Movies Through Netflix
Tuesday, August 20 by

In news that’s likely to make fans of Bully (is there such a thing?) rejoice, a press release was issued today stating that TWC and Netflix have reached an agreement…

He looks like a guy who has chariot racing in his blood.
The Guy Who Directed ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ And An Upcoming Film About Killer Squirrels Will Remake ‘Ben-Hur’
Monday, August 19 by

His name is Timur Bekmambetov. I’m putting that here so I won’t have to type it again.

Pictured in his greatest role.
Jon Hamm To Star In ‘Million Dollar Arm’ For Disney
Monday, August 19 by

With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…

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Supercut: Conan Points Out That Harrison Ford Points A Lot
Monday, August 19 by

That’s how you know he’s acting at you.

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People Called 911 To Complain About Cable Outage And Missing ‘Breaking Bad’
Monday, August 19 by

I am the one who knocks… out your cable.

Welcome Back, Mr. Cooper.
Bradley Cooper Is Producing, And Maybe Starring In, A Lance Armstrong Movie
Friday, August 16 by

Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.

It appears to be a straight-laced fella and a slacker are friends. Has any show ever done that before?
Asian Media Group Thinks Fox’s ‘Dads’ Is Pretty Racist
Friday, August 16 by

Well, at least the jokes are funny. Shoot. They’re not.

I presume this is a star of 'Duck Dynasty', but it could just as easily be a viewer.
‘Duck Dynasty’ Set Another Cable Ratings Record With Its Premiere Last Night
Thursday, August 15 by

People love ducks! (Or people are idiots. It’s not clear.)

This is the movie character, not the vigilante teenager. I'm guessing the teen looks much weirder.
Pennsylvania Teen Tries To Be Like Kick-Ass, Gets Arrested For Loitering And Prowling
Thursday, August 15 by

What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.

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R.I.P. Lisa Robin Kelly
Thursday, August 15 by

She is survived by Fez.

Sorry, childhood.
The Screen Junkies Show: Hottest Animated Characters
Thursday, August 15 by

Cartoon sexiness is the highest level of sexiness.

She always looks a little tired when she's trying to be sexy.
Tina Fey Producing ANOTHER TV Show With ’30 Rock’ Alums
Thursday, August 15 by

Where’s Alec Baldwin in all this?

Roger Sterling cameo, please.
‘Mad Men’s Sally Draper To Star In The Uber-Creepy ‘Flowers In The Attic’ Adaptation
Thursday, August 15 by

The flowers they speak of are actually incest.

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Vin Diesel’s Marvel Role Revealed — Tree
Wednesday, August 14 by

Show me Happy Tree. Good. Now show me Surfing On Missile Tree.