Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.
Man, prison is so awesome.
Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.
He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)
It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.
Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?
Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.
Ain’t no time for bird sex.
This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.
Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?
We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)
16-bit would have been overkill.
Ok, maybe you will, but you’re going to have to wait for one episode per week to be released.
Don’t call it ‘Punk’d’. The producers hate when you call it ‘Punk’d.’
The rising costs of birds forces Mary to seek more gainful employment.
They’ll star in an HBO Wimbledon mockumentary.
Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!
“Dude. Michael Douglas, light a match.”
Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?
If you’re looking for a lawyer, you can probably do better than this guy.
Yes, but how much will they spend to acquire Carson Daly?
They take it all off for UHF.
Dude, just grow a beard.
I don’t think it’s gonna be a rom-com.
He’s taking a break from studio films.
It got 8 episodes back in ’83, so you KNOW it’s good.
Where’s my burrito?!
Help a brother out?