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Disney Gives Us A Release Date And Director For ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ And Name For That Standalone Movie
Thursday, March 12 by

Oh, and a release date (window) for that standalone movie. Wasn’t able to fit that in the title.

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Liam Neeson Thinks He’s Going To Quit Action Films In A Couple Years
Thursday, March 12 by

That’s what Sylvester Stallone said…in 1986.

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Of Course PETA Wants Tim Burton To Change The Ending Of ‘Dumbo’
Thursday, March 12 by

Does any group write as many open letters as PETA does?

Hey, dude! How about you put a shirt on and stop pointing in my direction?
Leo DiCaprio Bails Out Adrian Grenier’s Whale Doc That Has A Silly Name With $50K Kickstarter Pledge
Wednesday, March 11 by

Before you mutter “liberal tree hugger bullsh*t under your breath,” check out the premise. It’s pretty terrific.

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Vince Gilligan Is Not Amused By ‘Breaking Bad’ Fans Who Throw Pizzas On Walter White’s Roof
Wednesday, March 11 by

People are dumb.

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Showtime Sees HBO’s Standalone Service, HBO Now, And Says ‘Us, Too!’
Wednesday, March 11 by

Your move, Starz.

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How About ANOTHER ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer To Make The Next Month Last Intolerably Long?
Wednesday, March 11 by

If you insist…

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Tim Burton Will Direct A Live-Action ‘Dumbo’ For Disney
Tuesday, March 10 by

Is it too soon to congratulate Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter for their roles in ‘Dumbo’?

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Elizabeth Banks And Paul Giamatti Will Relive Tennis’ ‘Battle Of The Sexes’ For HBO
Tuesday, March 10 by

You have to give the casting at least a 9.5/10 here.

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Comedy Central Is Giving Hannibal Buress His Very Own Show
Tuesday, March 10 by

That should do it. Every comedian now has a show on Comedy Central. Good work, everyone.

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Marvel Studios Might Skip Comic-Con This Year, Because It Knows You’ll See Their Movies Anyway
Tuesday, March 10 by

They didn’t say that was the reason, but we all think it is.

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Netflix’s ‘Daredevil’ Trailer Just Wants To Make The City A Better Place, Refuses To Move To Jersey
Tuesday, March 10 by

Hopefully, he can do something about the rents too. They’re just outrageous.

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‘Zoolander 2′ Will Hit Theaters February 12, 2016!
Tuesday, March 10 by

Once again, they’re so hot right now.

This ghost is terrified of this news.
Sony, In The Interest Of Gender Equality, Also Rolling Out A ‘Ghostbusters’ Starring Dudes
Tuesday, March 10 by

…and we’ve come full circle.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer Divides The Butchers From The Meat
Tuesday, March 10 by

Also, heads from bodies.

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Netflix Will Release ‘Between’ On A Week-By-Week Basis, So You’ll Have To Wait To Binge-Watch It
Monday, March 9 by

You’ll have to delay gratification, which no one will like.

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That ‘Walking Dead’ Prequel Has Been Picked Up For Two Seasons Already
Monday, March 9 by

Ok, so it’s not really a “prequel” but that sounds better than “companion series.”

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HBO Now Will Only Be Coming To AppleTV For The Near Future
Monday, March 9 by

Maybe Roku will be able to get an exclusive with The Home Shopping Network or something.

Smile!
‘Unfinished Business’ Limped Out Of The Gate Fore A Measly $4.8 Million
Monday, March 9 by

Ouch.

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‘Homeland’s Next Season Will Take Place In Europe A Couple Years Later
Monday, March 9 by

Don’t worry everyone…She’ll still be completely insane.

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Of Course Someone Re-Cut ‘House Of Cards’ To Be A Sit-Com
Monday, March 9 by

It’s a laff riot!

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Harrison Ford Crashed His Dinky Little Plane On A Los Angeles Golf Course
Friday, March 6 by

Can’t keep a good, grumpy man down.

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He-Man’s New Battle Cat Looks Like It Came Straight From The Gates Of Hell
Friday, March 6 by

It’s fond of sepia Instagram filters.

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‘Toy Story 4′ Won’t Follow The Original 3 Installment Because It’s Going To Be A Romantic Comedy
Friday, March 6 by

I mean, it will in that it’s about anthropomorphic toys.

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Fox Snags ‘The Expendables’ For A TV Event Series Produced By Sylvester Stallone
Thursday, March 5 by

Man, they’re really making a meal out of this flimsy premise.

That many mustaches on a team should have been a red flag.
1970’s Basketball Point Shaving Scandal To Be Turned Into A Film
Thursday, March 5 by

From the mobsters who brought you the Lufthansa heist…

Argh. That f*cking box!
Neil Patrick Harris Won’t Be Hosting The Oscars Next Year
Thursday, March 5 by

The “One and Done” Oscars is what they should call them.

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Sony Pictures Enlists Diablo Cody To Rewrite ‘Barbie’
Thursday, March 5 by

Yes, THAT Barbie.

This logo makes me want to rollerskate.
HBO Is Giving Its Standalone Streaming Service A Pretty Lazy Name
Wednesday, March 4 by

It could have been “Khaleesi’s Dragon.”

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What If Wes Anderson Directed ‘The Uncanny X-Men’?
Wednesday, March 4 by

So many jumpsuits.

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