The flowers they speak of are actually incest.
Show me Happy Tree. Good. Now show me Surfing On Missile Tree.
It would still be much better without voice over.
And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?
GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!
It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.
Move over, The Bible.
At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.
Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.
Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.
I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.
NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.
$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.
Think you’re funny? Prove it, and win $145 prize pack from Universal Pictures’s 2 Guns. All you have to do is leave a caption for the following pic, and you’re…
Even though it totally was.
Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.
“Yo, Mr. White’s a dog, bitch.”
A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.
I will have to dock points for not including Wooderson’s Ted Nugent t-shirt or the one the bad guy wears in ‘Kuffs’.
Somebody spent five years building this. Congratulations on that.
This took long enough.
Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…
It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.
‘Batman vs Superman’ is trying to cast the Caped Crusader.
Hopefully also plot development and characters making good decisions.
She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.
RoboCop is like Ronald McDonald over there!
This is tantamount to Buffett confessing to meth trafficking.