Because punks have a famously awesome sense of humor.
Take that, sacred institution of marriage!
Are they sure it’s not called ‘Skinny Pete’? It’s ‘Skinny Pete’, right?
Well, this is a very Wes Anderson headline, now isn’t it?
Talk about bittersweet news.
What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!
This will either be very funny or VERY boring.
To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.
“My biggest weakness is that I frequently lose purses. But my biggest strength is that I always get them back.”
Another comic book universe of characters…starring…Jared Leto. Yay?
Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet?
Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.
A little something for the ladies.
It’s way better than ‘Birdman Forever’.
Break out the chaps and spacesuit!
They’re spoiling the broth!
Like…”Jar Jar Binks” insane.
We gave it to you in the headline because we love you.
Chris Evans doesn’t age.
No, it’s not about Mark Zuckerberg.
The entire film was wrapped by lunch.
I mean, I’m sure it’s a really nice room, but come on.
With Christian Bale living up to his surname, Danny Boyle and Sony are back on the hunt for a guy who can play Steve Jobs.
The only way this clip could be any more awesome was if he actually did something!
A match made in shouty heaven.
I would wager good money on this having painful NFL star cameos.
Let’s not wait until they’re 70 for that one.
The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.