Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.
If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.
I can dig it.
A baby boss? That’s impractical!
I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.
To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.
I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.
They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.
Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.
So many things I don’t like in that headline.
It’s really hard to follow and features no jokes. That said, it’s still better than ‘The Cleveland Show’.
I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.
Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.
It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.
Spoiler: It wasn’t anyone important.
This might be the worst passenger story that doesn’t end in violence.
Just Google the movie if you want to learn anything about it.
Give that kid a beat and his acting really improves.
Wyld Stallyns rule!
“The beast is done.”
I guess this means that Gosling is in the running for the last role?
The only one who can save the day is the computer nerd who is good at running around.
Time is a difficult to reach circle.
Music for day care centers
Of all the reasons to fire Rob Schneider, they picked this one?
It’s like ‘Passions’ with a budget.
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
HOW DID JOHNNY DEPP NOT GET THE CALL?