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Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years
Thursday, February 24 by

This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.

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Ewan McGregor Is Going To Help A Boy Kill A Giant
Thursday, February 24 by

It would appear that Jack the Giant Killer is becoming something of a Goliath itself.

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Sorry Vampires, All Teen Movies Are Now Dystopian
Thursday, February 24 by

Lauren Oliver said to the world, “They want dystopian? I’ll give ‘em dystopian!”

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Banksy Will Be Welcomed To The Oscars Before Ricky Gervais Will
Thursday, February 24 by

Yesterday, purported comedy writer Bruce Vilanch took a swipe at Ricky Gervais when questioned about the comic’s recent Golden Globes hosting appearance. So how does Gervais respond? By wiping his dirty boots all over Vilanch’s silly t-shirt collection.

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Charlie Sheen Calls Thomas Jefferson A Pussy
Thursday, February 24 by

GO CHARLIE, GO!

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Franco Takes A Moment To Sit In First ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Still
Thursday, February 24 by

Fox has dropped a first look at James Franco in scientist mode for the upcoming Rise Of The Apes.

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‘DMZ’ Posits There’s Something Scarier In Korea Than Jung-Il’s Hair
Thursday, February 24 by

There’s something scarier going on in North Korea than a totalitarian regime.

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9 Tim and Eric Regulars Who Need A Cameo In ‘Billion Dollar Movie’
Thursday, February 24 by

While it’s nice to see some big names attached, long-time followers will all but demand appearances by the creepy-cadre of weirdos that were a fixture on “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” Here are nine such regulars that need to make an appearance.

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Charles McDougall Slips On The ‘Burt Wonderstone’ Daddy Pants
Thursday, February 24 by

Somebody please forward this article on to Burt Wonderstone’s assistant camera operator so that they know whose name to write on the slate. Charles McDougall has signed on to helm the Steve Carell magician comedy.

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week
Thursday, February 24 by

Here are the best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.

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American Idol Introduces Online Voting, Chocolate Rain Guy Curses Under His Breath
Thursday, February 24 by

Get your mouse finger ready.

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‘Drive Angry 3D’ Somehow Garners Filmmakers More Work
Thursday, February 24 by

While they are already slated to sh*t all over your memories of Hellraiser and Halloween, Patrick Lussier and Todd Farmer don’t show any signs that they will stop churning out unwatchable horror flicks.

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Once Again, A New York Yankee Threatens Everyone’s Joy And Prosperity
Thursday, February 24 by

An upcoming film based on the real lives of former wife swapping New York Yankees Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich is in the works, and Kekich is none too pleased.

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Patrick Wilson And James Marsden Find A Dead Woman
Thursday, February 24 by

Patrick Wilson and James Marsden are getting a ‘Loft’ together.

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Peter Stormare Inevitably Cast In ‘Hansel & Gretel’
Thursday, February 24 by

It was only a matter of time before his agent got the call.

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Stephen Root Is An FBI Cooperator
Thursday, February 24 by

Stephen Root should be in more movies, so this is good news.

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A Few Details About Ryan Murphy’s Super-Secret ‘American Horror Story’
Thursday, February 24 by

“Glee’s” Ryan Murphy and his “Nip/Tuck” partner Brad Falchuk have been pretty tight-lipped about their new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” There’s been no word on plot or genre. All we’ve had to go on is the cheery and optimistic sounding title. Until now.

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Yeah, But THIS Zombie Movie Is About Cats And Dogs
Wednesday, February 23 by

I’m experiencing serious zombie-fatigue, and the fact that Air Bud’s buddies are getting into the genre with the CG animated ‘Zombie Pet Shop’ is not helping.

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‘Clash Of The Titans 2′: More Realistic, More Crazy Monsters
Wednesday, February 23 by

According to director Jonathan Liebesman, ‘Clash 2′ will be more “real” and “grounded” in reality than the first one. Though the sequel is also about Greek dudes killing freaky monsters.

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R.I.P. Justin Tennison From ‘Deadliest Catch’
Wednesday, February 23 by

Discovery Channel star Justin Tennison was found dead in an Alaska hotel room.

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‘King’s Speech’ Director Gave ‘Iron Man 3′ An Iron Middle Finger
Wednesday, February 23 by

Tom Hooper said that he was offered the job of directing drunken Tony Stark & pals, but turned Marvel down. He may direct a film version of the hit Broadway musical ‘Les Miserables’ instead.

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Fans Attempt To Buy The Rights To ‘Firefly’, Establish Whedonism As Religion
Wednesday, February 23 by

“Firefly” fans are hardcore and extremely unwilling to find a new thing to obsess over.

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Anyone Have The Balls To Make The Rupert Murdoch Biopic?
Wednesday, February 23 by

The blacklisted screenplay ‘Murdoch’ is an “intimate family drama” about the ultra-powerful News Corp CEO, full of good old fashioned family backstabbing.

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‘The Bodyguard’ Being Remade, Old Version Lacks Twitter And Google Maps
Wednesday, February 23 by

We can speculate all we want about the casting possibilities here, but if you really don’t think that it’s going to be Rihanna and Channing Tatum, you’re kidding yourself.

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Curtain Finally Raises On ‘Predator: The Musical’
Wednesday, February 23 by

Arnold may want to consider a career on Broadway. He’s a Kennedy. I think he can make it happen.

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Kim Kardashian To Play Sleazy, Entitled Woman In Gotti Biopic?
Wednesday, February 23 by

I guess if they want to pretend that John Travolta can be a menacing mob boss, those same producers can pretend that Kim Kardashian is able to act at all.

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‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Lines Up A Victim
Wednesday, February 23 by

Norwegian actress Ingrid Bolsø Berdal has joined the cast of Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters according to some guy.

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Hollywood To Make French Thriller Less Sexy
Wednesday, February 23 by

The director of the Danish film ‘In A Better World’ is next slated to direct a remake of the French thriller ‘Rapt’. Probably with less smoldering sexuality. Oh well.

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9 Fictional Dictators We Love to Hate
Wednesday, February 23 by

For decades, filmmakers in need of a villain have turned to autocrats, and I doubt recent events in the Middle East will diminish their role.

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‘Soapdish’ Is The Remake That Hollywood Has Arbitrarily Chosen Today
Wednesday, February 23 by

Sure. Ok. Why not, I guess.

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