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Wright Turns Down ‘Walking Dead’ Offer, Presumably To Do Stuff About The Walking Living
Monday, March 14 by

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.

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Larry King In ‘Daily Show’ Talks, Viacom Increases Suspender Budget
Monday, March 14 by

Larry King has been speaking with “The Daily Show” execs about contributing…whatever the hell he brings to the table.

Fox Wants To Go To Space With McG
Monday, March 14 by

The director will helm an untitled space adventure from the screenwriter of ‘Doom’ and ‘The Expendables’. Sci-fi fans are… skeptical.

New ‘Your Highness’ Character Posters Showcase Exquisite Facial Structures Of Portman, Franco, And McBride
Monday, March 14 by

Pass these posters around the room.

Bobcat Goldthwait Wants To Murder Some Teenagers
Monday, March 14 by

Hopefully no crazy people will watch this movie.

‘Hereafter’ Pulled From Japanese Movie Theaters
Monday, March 14 by

The film, which opens with a Tusnami destroying a Japanese resort, has been pulled out of respect for the country.

HBO Picks Up Russian Spy Drama, Makes Me Distrustful Of Guy Who Sold Me Stereo
Monday, March 14 by

HBO is ready to finger some Russian spies. And make a show about them too.

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A Duran Duran Concert Film To Be The Weirdest Thing David Lynch Does That Day
Monday, March 14 by

I wonder how “Hungry Like The Wolf” would sound with a grinding industrial hum in the background.

Brendan Fraser So Desperate He’s Stealing Fish
Monday, March 14 by

After the double-suck-whammy of Extraordinary Measures and Furry Vengeance, he’ll do anything.

See A ‘TRON’ Short Film If You Still Need More Boxleitner
Monday, March 14 by

All of your unasked questions about ‘Tron’ have now been answered.

SXSW Interview: James Wan Talks ‘Insidious’
Monday, March 14 by

Wan discusses the SXSW premiere of ‘Insidious’ and the films that have emerged since our last meeting.

Weekend Box Office Report: America Does Battle With Los Angeles
Monday, March 14 by

Earth doesn’t need ‘Mars Needs Moms’, apparently.

‘Pluto Nash’ Director Released From Movie Jail
Monday, March 14 by

Ron Underwood stages his comeback.

Michelle Rodriguez Probably Headed To ‘The Home’
Monday, March 14 by

Michelle Rodriguez is cashing in on her talent for terrifying the elderly.

New ‘Hesher’ Poster Looks Weird
Sunday, March 13 by

‘Hesher’ poster looks all dark and scary. Don’t look at it alone!

J.K. Simmons To Bark Over ‘Young Adult’
Sunday, March 13 by

And THAT’S how you narrate a story.

Marisa Tomei And Sarah Jessica Parker Might Be ‘Married And Cheating’
Saturday, March 12 by

But who would ever cheat on these tw– on Marisa Tomei?

Bidding War Over Idea You Could Have Come Up With Is Over
Saturday, March 12 by

Unfortunately, ‘Agent Ox’ is not about a secret agent who is also an ox.

Jennifer Lawrence Winnning Dystopian Catfight For ‘Hunger Games’ Lead?
Friday, March 11 by

Every young actress in Hollywood is after the lead in ‘Hunger Games’, based on the first in a series of dystopian novels by Suzanne Collins, that are apparently similar to – what else? – ‘Twilight’.

Charlie Sheen Bringing His Insanity To Your Home Town
Friday, March 11 by

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

Brains vs. Booty: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Zombie Art
Friday, March 11 by

Dead men tell no tales, but apparently undead men can have their own pirate ship and smoke a pipe. That doesn’t sound so bad to me.

New ‘Super 8′ Poster Has Super Disorientation Powers
Friday, March 11 by

You saw the trailer, now check out this mysterious poster for a film that’s clearly at the intersection of Abrams Drive and Spielberg Blvd, near What All The Best 80’s Kids Movies Were Like Municipal Park.

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Ruffalo Throws Down Gauntlet To Academy Members By Playing Drug-Addicted Jazz Musician
Friday, March 11 by

Man, Mark Ruffalo REALLY wants that Oscar.

Fanboy Fave Aubrey Plaza Signs Up For Film About Time-Travel Meme
Friday, March 11 by

She was somehow able to find a film without a sex act in the title.

Who Would You Rather Be Stranded In The Woods With: Busey Or Cage?
Friday, March 11 by

If you woke up in the wilderness with either Gary Busey or Nicolas Cage, who would you trust to get you out alive? Fight!

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‘Terra Nova’ To Fans: You Will Wait Until Fall To Enjoy Our Program
Friday, March 11 by

If you were excited about the two-part “Terra Nova” preview in May, you are now disappointed by the news that there will be no preview.

Don’t Expect To See Baz Luhrmann’s ‘Great Gatsby’ Anytime Soon
Friday, March 11 by

He wants to spend a good amount of time really exploring the world of Fitzgerald (re: drink bourbon).

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The Real Star Of NBC’s New Game Show Will Be The Broken Ankles
Friday, March 11 by

NBC has decided to make a progressive, risky move and remake a game show from the entertainment capital of the world, Israel.

Congratulations Nerds, ‘RASL’ Being Set Up For Film Deal
Friday, March 11 by

Lionel Wigram, the man responsible for turning Sherlock Holmes into a bare knuckle brawler, has a new project he’d like to bring to the screen.

10 Lame-Ass Batman Villains Who Should Never Be In A Film
Friday, March 11 by

No matter who is chosen as the next villain, I’m sure the film will be awesome. Unless, of course, Christopher Nolan has started smoking crack, and decides to go with one of these 9 lame-asses.

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