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It’s ‘Mr. Film’ with Bob and David!
Wednesday, January 5 by

If it’s half as funny as “Mr. Show,” we’re in for a real treat. If it’s only a quarter as funny as “Mr. Show,” I guess we’re in for another Brothers Solomon. At this point, I’ll settle for that.

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Sam Rockwell To Probably Play A Sleazy Guy In ‘Cogan’s Trade’
Wednesday, January 5 by

Andrew Dominik is reaching into his ‘Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford’ casting bag once again.

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‘LOST’ Numbers Nearly Win Millions
Wednesday, January 5 by

Dude. Last night’s Mega Millions drawing boasted a $355 million jackpot, and a piece of that could have gone to you if you played the numbers from ‘Lost.’

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‘Step Brothers’ Rap Album In The Works
Wednesday, January 5 by

Give it up for the male Mariah Carey, y’all. Huff n’ Doback are about to go beast in the booth.

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I Knew It; George Clooney Is ‘The Monster of Florence’
Wednesday, January 5 by

Big news! George Clooney is the notorious “Monster of Florence,” a serial killer who murdered seven couples between 1974 and 1985. I knew it all along!

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Director Watch: Gareth Edwards Lands ‘Godzilla’, McG Lands ‘Ouija’
Wednesday, January 5 by

Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.

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Gemma Arterton Has Taste For Witch Blood
Tuesday, January 4 by

Brunette British bombshell Gemma Arterton is locked and loaded to play Gretel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. She’ll be tag-teaming with Jeremy Renner, who’s already on board to play her brother.

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January Jones Talks ‘X-Men: First Class’ Skimpy Wardrobe
Tuesday, January 4 by

When January Jones was cast as Emma Frost in Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class, we all looked at drawings of Frost then at Jones. Then back at Frost. Then back at Jones. Then we got all giddy.

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Partner Plug: 5 Worst Spanish Accents In Film
Tuesday, January 4 by

Our amigos over at Tu Vez put together a list of the Spanish accents in film that most offend their delicate sensibilities.

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Simon Cowell Bumps Coke
Tuesday, January 4 by

Pepsi has won the war to inundate Simon Cowell’s new talent show, “The X Factor,” with their iconic branding. Tough titties, Coke.

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John Goodman Is ‘Extremely Loud’
Tuesday, January 4 by

Everything’s coming up John Goodman. His stint as a professor who loves the crap out of New Orleans on “Treme,” has served as a springboard to make us all go, “Oh yeah. John Goodman.”

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7 Zombie Projects We’re Likely To See In 2011
Tuesday, January 4 by

Some will be entertaining, most will be unwatchable, but each project will push us closer to the point of over-saturation.

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Roger Ebert Picks New Co-Hosts; Ghost Siskel Gives Thumbs Down
Tuesday, January 4 by

We know that if the ghost of Gene Siskel were able to speak with us from beyond the grave, he would take the opportunity to once again mock Ebert for giving a positive review to Home Alone 3. We miss you, Gene.

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Nic Cage’s New Movie Is So Weird, He’s the Normal One In It
Monday, January 3 by

When I got to interview Nicolas Cage for Season of the Witch, we got to analyze his preference for weird acting in depth. That’s all background for what goes into his latest performance, so here are a few specifics.

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Olivia Wilde Welcomed Into ‘Welcome to People’
Monday, January 3 by

Soon the entire world will know the hotness, and talent, that is Olivia Wilde. The actress has joined Chris Pine and Elizabeth Banks in Alex Kurtzman’s directorial debut, Welcome to People.

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James Franco Is A Director Now
Monday, January 3 by

James Franco is combining his love of filmmaking with his love of being smarter than you realized.

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Jodie Foster To Make a Good Sci-Fi Movie
Monday, January 3 by

Neil Blomkamp is on a roll. The District 9 director just snagged Jodie Foster, who needs to make up for Contact, for his as-of-yet unexplained sci-fi picture, Elysium

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Girls Want To Murder Bieber’s Main Squeeze
Monday, January 3 by

Selena Gomez is under attack by horny Justin Bieber fans everywhere. I normally wouldn’t report on this gossipy junk, but some of the tweets to Gomez are downright hee-larious.

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Mila Kunis Back On the Market
Monday, January 3 by

Good news, boys. Macaulay Culkin’s sloppy seconds are up for grabs if you’re hungry.

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Shawn Hatosy Dishes on ‘Southland’
Monday, January 3 by

Get some juicy intel from Det. Sammy Bryant himself.

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Samuel L. Jackson To Yell MF’er At Luke Wilson and Leslie Bibb
Monday, January 3 by

Like Patrick Wilson and Ben Affleck before them, Luke Wilson and Leslie Bibb will soon meet evil in the form of Samuel L. Jackson.

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R.I.P. Pete Postlethwaite
Monday, January 3 by

We’ve lost our cheek boniest actor.

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There Is No God: ‘Little Fockers’ Passes $100 Million
Monday, January 3 by

True Grit, the critically acclaimed Coen brothers’ film, came in second with $24.5 million, and Tron: Legacy snagged third with $18 million. But none of this matters, considering we are living in a cold, meaningless world where Little Fockers reigns supreme.

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Quentin Tarantino Calls ‘Toy Story 3′ Best Film of 2010
Monday, January 3 by

If you’re interested in the rest of his picks, they are listed below. Personally, I’ll wait for Brett Ratner’s list, thank you very much.

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No ’24′ Movie for You
Saturday, January 1 by

Jack Bauer is gonna be pissed. Fox has officially passed on the script for the “24″ movie that Billy Ray (Shattered Glass, Flight Plan) wrote for them.

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Come for Thor, Stay for Hawkeye
Friday, December 31 by

Jeremy Renner will be making a brief appearance as Hawkeye in the upcoming Thor. It’s all part of Marvel’s plan to tease Joss Whedon’s The Avengers until anticipation has reached a fever pitched, and then consequently plummeted.

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Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions for 2011
Thursday, December 30 by

How did these Hollywood types get to be so great? I’ll tell you how. Unlike me, who wanders through life like a moron, they set goals and they stick to them. And with New Year’s Eve only a day away, we thought we’d ask the stars about their resolutions for 2011.

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‘Space Jam’ Website Still Going Strong
Wednesday, December 29 by

One of two things has occurred. Either the Internet has managed to open up a wormhole that allows users to view websites in the year 1996, or Warner Bros. has paid to operate and maintain the official Space Jam website for nearly 15 years.

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Owen Wilson Dead. Not!
Wednesday, December 29 by

Apparently there was a rumor going around Twitter today that Owen Wilson had tragically pulled a Sonny Bono in Switzerland. I must not follow @gullible.

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James Wan Returns To Horror With ‘Insidious’
Wednesday, December 29 by

We won’t have to wait much longer to see Rose Byrne get chased around by a ghost that looks like a cross-dressing Michael Myers.