News - Page 202

Madea And Snooki Merge Into One Annoying Life Form
Wednesday, March 23 by

Scientists have combined “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki and Tyler Perry’s Madea, so it can be stuffed into a rocket ship and blasted into the sun.

Jason Schwartzman Joins New Wes Anderson Film In Casting Shocker
Wednesday, March 23 by

The new movie, with the totally not hipster-y title ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, stars Bruce Willis, Frances McDormand and of course, Schwartzman.

Everyone’s Favorite David Duchovny Wife Tea Leoni Gets HBO Show
Wednesday, March 23 by

The Jurassic Park 3 star is headed to HBO in “Spring/Fall,” as hazy memories of the 90s slowly come back to me.

‘Rock Of Ages’ And ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ To Rock ‘N’ Kill June 2012
Wednesday, March 23 by

No, these movies are not just gonna sit on an executive’s shelf as multi-million dollar dust catchers. They’re coming to theaters.

‘Social Network’ Author and ‘Easy A’ Director Team Up To Commit Moon Crimes?
Wednesday, March 23 by

This might be director Will Gluck’s (‘Easy A’) big chance to swipe his piece of the big cheese rock in the sky.

Screen shot 2011-03-23 at 5.28.11 PM
Ed Harris In The Role He Was Born To Play: John McCain
Wednesday, March 23 by

An exciting actor for an exciting rol…*snooze*

Harry Houdini Is The New Julian Assange
Wednesday, March 23 by

Despite being dead for 85 years and the fact that nobody really cares about magicians, the illusionist is now the subject of a third film currently in development.

Screen shot 2011-03-23 at 4.23.21 PM
‘King’s Speech’ Scribe Prepping Story About POWs, Might Put This Oscar On The Mantle
Wednesday, March 23 by

‘Games of 1940′ will probably be released in November of 2012, then again in March of 2013 after it wins Best Picture.

Ivan Reitman Might Bust On The Chinese Before Busting Ghosts
Wednesday, March 23 by

Ivan Reitman’s career lives to see another day thanks to the sex tape he made with Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher (or something).

Screen shot 2011-03-23 at 3.26.05 PM
MPAA Doesn’t Want ‘Sucker Punch’ Audiences To Know How Good Sex With Jon Hamm Really Is
Wednesday, March 23 by

The last thing you would want to convey to a young audience is that sex with the likes of Jon Hamm is anything less than mind-blowing.

Screen shot 2011-03-23 at 1.49.45 PM
Wiz And Snoop To Make Movie About WWI. Just Kidding. Weed.
Wednesday, March 23 by

Is America ready for an awful movie about marijuana?

Screen shot 2011-03-23 at 12.46.42 PM
Kenan Thompson The Next To Guard Legacy Of SNL Films With ‘Party Starters’
Wednesday, March 23 by

Kenan no longer needs to refer to his studio apartment as “The House that ‘Fat Albert’ built.”

Will Sasso Top Candidate To Yuk It Up With The Other Two Stooges
Wednesday, March 23 by

Can Sasso deliver a convincing eye-jab?

SYKE! ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Gets A Summer Release After All
Wednesday, March 23 by

With all these shuffling release dates, ‘Rise Of The Apes’ knows how the offspring in military families must feel.

Screen shot 2011-03-23 at 12.26.43 PM
Jackman Using ‘Wolverine’ Delay To Sing And Dance In San Francisco
Wednesday, March 23 by

Much as you should be avoiding Japan and Libya right now, it is highly recommended that you avoid San Francisco May 3- May 15.

Kirk Jones Carries Pregnancy Movie To Term
Wednesday, March 23 by

A movie about 5 pregnant couples has just found a director. I can’t wait to play count-the-dude’s-drinking-breast-milk-jokes.

SXSW: Anton Yelchin Talks ‘The Beaver’ And ‘Like Crazy’
Wednesday, March 23 by

What’s it like playing opposite Jennifer Lawrence and a woodland creature puppet?

Emma Roberts Will Come Of Age In ‘Adult World’
Wednesday, March 23 by

Emma Roberts is going to work in a bookstore. In a movie. Why would she EVER do that in real life?

Zach Galifianakis To Show HBO How Comedy Is Done
Wednesday, March 23 by

Finally, a decent comedy might be on HBO

‘National Treasure 3′ Will Not Be Ad-Libbed
Wednesday, March 23 by

Don’t be surprised if you see Brian Koppelman and David Levien in the United States history section of Barnes & Noble.

Rashida_Jones_02 - thumb
Andy Samberg Brought In To Defeat The Curse Of Rashida Jones’ Screenplay
Wednesday, March 23 by

One brave studio is driving forward to produce a cursed script.

9 Greatest Movie Pranks
Wednesday, March 23 by

We can recommend trying some of these on April Fools’ Day (or any other day), as long as you understand you’ll probably die or go to jail. Enjoy.

R.I.P. Elizabeth Taylor
Wednesday, March 23 by

Rainbow flags are flying at half-mast today.

The Rock Pinky Swears That He Will Star In ‘Snitch’
Wednesday, March 23 by

Dwayne Johnson’s transformation back into The Rock grows more complete with every casting. He’s just signed on to punch guys in the face and do that thing where you pick them up by the throat and then throw them down for the movie Snitch.

Showtime Stops Californicating With Netflix
Wednesday, March 23 by

You know what I don’t want to pay for? Showtime. But now they expect me to for some reason.

That Bastard Doug Liman Wants To Send Megan Fox To The ‘Moon’
Wednesday, March 23 by

The director is finally dusting off his sci-fi caper film, with the clever name “untitled ‘Moon’ project,” and is talking to Fox, Rosario Dawson, Andrew Garfield and many more.

‘The Venture Bros’ Gets Two More Seasons Of Superheroic Bureaucracy
Wednesday, March 23 by

“Venture Bros” co-creator Jackson Publick posted great news about his Adult Swim show on LiveJournal. Yeah, LiveJournal. Remember LiveJournal?

Benicio Del Toro Set To Squint In ‘Savages’
Tuesday, March 22 by

Director Oliver Stone has got the Toro hookup, cause he’s the latest to sign on for Stone’s drug drama ‘Savages’.

Michael C. Hall Talks ‘Dexter’ And Peep Booths
Tuesday, March 22 by

He’s starring in ‘Peep World’ this weekend and returning to ‘Dexter’ soon.

Screen shot 2011-03-22 at 2.22.05 PM
Paramount Loses Shot At The Elusive “Remake” As ‘Dune’ Rights Expire
Tuesday, March 22 by

A Hollywood studio was not able to create a remake out of something. Read that sentence again. The end is nigh.

$this_cat_breadcrumbs = get_the_category(); $this_cat_name_breadcrumbs = $this_cat_breadcrumbs[0]->name; $parent_cat_id_breadcrumbs = $this_cat_breadcrumbs[0]->category_parent;