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Jimmy Fallon stealing a baby, possibly to sell on the black market, possibly for food.
Celebrities Of Varying Degrees Of Tolerability ‘Surprise’ Jimmy Fallon During HIs First Show
Tuesday, February 18 by

I put surprise in quotes because we’re not stupid.

Pictured: Two things that will never, ever exist and we should just let go of.
Nike Again Teases Us With The ‘Back To The Future’ Power Lace Sneakers
Tuesday, February 18 by

Yeah. And my hoverboard just arrived in the mail.

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Woman Arrested For Keeping A Movie Rental For Nine Years
Tuesday, February 18 by

Give her the chair!

Honestly, that's just good advice inside or outside the context of the show.
Cards Against Humanity Unveils ‘House Of Cards’ Expansion Pack For Fans Of All Things Cards
Monday, February 17 by

Excited about this? Too bad. They’re all sold out.

Delicious.
And Now Lifetime Is Going To Tell The Story Of Christ With ‘The One’
Monday, February 17 by

Lifetime: Television for Christian Woman

90% of musical theater is jazz hands.
‘Scrubs’ Is Heading To Broadway?
Monday, February 17 by

Move over, other-musicals-I-don’t-know-by-name.

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All Men Must Die In ‘Game Of Thrones’ Vengeance Trailer
Monday, February 17 by

And probably some babies and wolves too.

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Nick Jonas To Beat Up So Many Guys On DirecTV’s MMA Drama
Friday, February 14 by

Our baby’s all grown up.

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The Rock Is Getting An HBO Series But Will We Get To See His Boobs?
Friday, February 14 by

Also starring Rob Corddry.

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‘The Lego Movie’ Falls To Pieces In Blooper Reel
Friday, February 14 by

Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!

In her downtime, Meredith enjoys participating in age-inappropriate back-to-school ads.
Bob Costas’ Oozing Eyes Cause Meredith Viera To An Olympic Pioneer
Friday, February 14 by

That headline really takes some liberties with the word “pioneer.”

Were you expecting a P.T. Anderson film?
Katrina Bowden Graduates From ’30 Rock’ To Play A Hooker On TNT
Friday, February 14 by

They grow up so fast.

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EXCLUSIVE: We CONFRONT Shia LaBeouf
Thursday, February 13 by

#SORRYNOTSORRYSHIA

This is our fate. There is no avoiding it.
Time Warner And Comcast Merger To Create Cable Company Death Star
Thursday, February 13 by

As long as I keep getting ‘Burn Notice’ reruns coming my way, I don’t care what they do.

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Will Forte Is ‘The Last Man On Earth’
Thursday, February 13 by

MacGruber is mankind’s last hope.

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‘Flappy Bert’ Is Here To Ruin Your Productivity
Wednesday, February 12 by

Ernie!

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Johnny Depp Is The Hollow Lawnmower Man In ‘Transcendence’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 12 by

Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.

The real spirit of the games is compelling everyone to throw rubbing alcohol in their faces.
Bob Costas Disgusting Eyes Sideline Him From Sochi Another Day
Wednesday, February 12 by

A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.

This is the face he makes when asked to solve a basic math problem.
BBC Sitcom Decides What It Is Missing Is Taylor Lautner’s Presence
Wednesday, February 12 by

You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…

I have no difficulty believing that he suffers from crippling heartburn, 24 hours a day.
WWE And Larry The Cable Guy Putting Together A ‘Jingle All The Way’ Sequel
Wednesday, February 12 by

At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.

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Watch A Couple Break Up Speaking Only Movie Titles
Tuesday, February 11 by

Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.

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Doc! Marty! ‘Back To The Future’ Supercut!
Tuesday, February 11 by

They don’t talk like real people.

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’50/50′ Team No Longer In Remission
Tuesday, February 11 by

They’re taking on Christmas in New York City.

The best part about writing John Travolta articles is selecting funny Travolta pics.
John Travolta To Play The Lead Voice In ‘Gummy Bear’
Tuesday, February 11 by

I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.

The president wears an apron?
‘Dumb Starbucks’ Was The Work Of Nathan Fiedler
Tuesday, February 11 by

And maybe Tim and Eric as well.

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R.I.P. Shirley Temple
Tuesday, February 11 by

She was 85.

I don't know who these people are.
‘X Factor’ Gets The Axe
Monday, February 10 by

I would say it will be missed, but..will it?

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James Franco To Make Terrible Adaptation Of ‘The Room’
Monday, February 10 by

It should never be made.

I can already tell I'm going to need to be in a certain mood to watch this film.
The Grand Budapest Hotel Has An Appropriately Wes Anderson-y Website
Monday, February 10 by

This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.

I hope they cut into regular programming with this story.
CNN’s Headline News To Rebrand As A Social Media News Network
Monday, February 10 by

When all else fails, lower your standards.