You roll a child molester “character” into the mix.
Not that we have a problem with that….”OMAR COMIN’!”
Will Smith will produce it. People LOVE Will Smith-produced entertainment.
Number four on the list, number one in our hearts.
Only in the world of television could Nick Frost be a successful jewel thief.
Nothing says “raunchy bachelor party” like primetime network television.
Does anyone know the keystroke to type a backwards “R”?
Well, we’re all watching the world get dumber. It’s just happening faster than normal in this movie.
No, the church will not be haunted. At least, not initially…
I think he’d be willing to discuss a settlement for a lower figure.
They’ve gotta find their way over to the Atlantic Rim at some point, right?
Even the simplified chart is complicated.
Always such drama from him.
Go ahead and have a cow, man.
They should replace HAL’s voice with an always-cracking-up Jimmy Fallon.
Maybe they could get Swedish pop songstress Robyn.
These theaters will be no place for children.
To be fair, it’s been pretty bad. BUT, it’s supposed to get better (if it’s allowed to).
It better have them playing multiple characters with funny wigs.
There will be no Tucker. There will be no Chan. So don’t even ask.
“Hey Melvin… wanna make a buck?”
Now you can be dorky and productive.
His name is Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, so I’m just gonna call him “Mr. Eko.”
Will these casting announcements never end?
I’m just happy Hollywood is going to set the record straight on this terrible, terrible disease.
They should try this every fall season until it gets picked up.
Minecraft will just be the latest gruel in the unsweetened oatmeal that is Shawn Levy’s film resume. In other words, a huge hit.