News - Page 19

Look behind you, dipshit.
Mark Wahlberg Will Be Doing More ‘Transformers’ Movies That Hackers Are Unlikely To Stop
Friday, December 19 by

Oh. Good.

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David Fincher Is Preparing A Comedy Film About 80’s Music Videos
Friday, December 19 by

Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.

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George R. R. Martin Is Willing To Screen ‘The Interview’ In His Private Theater
Friday, December 19 by

You don’t have the right to risk your life like this, George.

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Craig Ferguson’s Show Is Ending Tonight, If That’s Something That Interests You
Friday, December 19 by

Smooth move, Ferguson.

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Here Are A Few More Details On Season 2 Of ‘Fargo’
Thursday, December 18 by

What we’ve learned and what we already knew.

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The Most Watched Trailer On YouTube Is ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’. You Perverts.
Thursday, December 18 by

You like to watch, don’t you?

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Adult Swim Made Another Weird Thing
Thursday, December 18 by

Let’s get weird.

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‘The Interview’ Now Just Canceled Everywhere
Thursday, December 18 by

If only they’d changed his name to Ken Jong-un.

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HBO, Turning Into A Bad Boy That Plays By Its Own Rules, Won’t Release Its Ratings Anymore
Thursday, December 18 by

Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.

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Sarah Silverman Will Be Starring In An HBO Series Pilot
Thursday, December 18 by

I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”

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Barack Obama’s Best Picture Award Goes To ‘Boyhood’
Wednesday, December 17 by

As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.

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America’s Largest Theater Chains Have Dropped ‘The Interview’ Altogether. Terrorists Win This Round.
Wednesday, December 17 by

This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.

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Terry Crews Will Be Our Host As We Explore ‘America Funniest Fails’
Wednesday, December 17 by

Failure IS funny.

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“The Sony” Bows To Terror Threats And Cancels ‘The Interview’ Premiere
Wednesday, December 17 by

Pussies.

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TBS Orders Pilot From The ‘Super Troopers’ And ‘Beerfest’ Guys
Tuesday, December 16 by

TBS has weird taste in shows.

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This New Trailer For ‘Terminator: Genisys’ Should Clear Up Any Confusion
Tuesday, December 16 by

I’m more confused than ever.

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The ‘Walking Dead’ Sister Show Will Take Place In Los Angeles
Tuesday, December 16 by

It’s about a zombie just trying to make ends meet while shopping a screenplay.

With a name like "Mike Movieman," you know he was going to turn out a cinephile.
AMC To Offer All-You-Can-See Movies For $30-$45 A Month With MoviePass
Tuesday, December 16 by

Finally, an excuse to go into a dark air-conditioned room and sit.

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J.K. Simmons Will Scream At King Kong In Skull Island
Tuesday, December 16 by

But only because he wants to push Kong to succeed.

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Seth Rogen Says He Wants North Koreans To See ‘The Interview’
Tuesday, December 16 by

But what becomes of their glorious enlightened leader?

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Liam Neeson Will Let You Use Him As A Job Reference
Monday, December 15 by

Who better to endorse your certain set of skills?

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Your Nerd Loves Combine In ‘The Office: Middle Earth’
Monday, December 15 by

Am I alone in asking we just cancel Saturday Night Live and only have episodes of this on in its place from now on?

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Christina Hendricks Will Bring A Busty, Ginger-y Presence To Showtime’s ‘Roadies’
Monday, December 15 by

She’s taking her no-nonsense attitude on the road.

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Sony Hackers Promise Big ‘Christmas Gift’ That Will Arrive Soon
Monday, December 15 by

I hope it’s an iPhone 6 case!

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Marvel’s Not Gonna Cross-Over ‘Guardians’ And ‘Avengers’ Any Time Soon
Monday, December 15 by

Because they have no idea where they’d put all the money they’d make.

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DON’T PASS On The Trailer For Kobe Doc ‘Kobe Bryant’s Muse’
Friday, December 12 by

I’d watch it if it was produced by Shaq and Phil Jackson.

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James Corden Gets Reggie Watts As His Band Leader For ‘The Late Late Show’
Friday, December 12 by

The stoner crowd’s ears just perked up.

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These Warner Herzog Inspirational Posters Might Come Up A Little Shrort
Friday, December 12 by

Warner Herzog is known for being a bleak old man with a funny voice. Also, he’s directed some movies. But for the sake of comedy, we focus on the former….

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Donald Glover Pilot ‘Atlanta’ Finds A Home At FX
Friday, December 12 by

He’s gonna player a rapper. What range!

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RIP, Must-See: Thursdays Are Going To Be All-Drama On NBC
Friday, December 12 by

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