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Honest Trailers: ‘Pacific Rim’
Tuesday, October 22 by

Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?

This type of sharing isn't caring.
Netflix Has Outpaced HBO
Tuesday, October 22 by

We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.

We're all pretty excited, Beetlejuice.
Tim Burton To GIve Us A Beetlejuice Sequel
Tuesday, October 22 by

Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.

Those are tears of crazy.
Paula Abdul Is Now A Judge On The Australian ‘So You Think You Can Dance’
Monday, October 21 by

No one reading cares about this show, but this is still a funny story.

Furloughed.
NBC Will Air The Halloween ‘Parks And Rec’ Episode In Mid-November
Monday, October 21 by

They don’t want to the episode to be eclipsed by actual Halloween.

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Further Proof That ‘The Walking Dead’ Pretty Much IS ‘Toy Story’
Monday, October 21 by

How did we not see this sooner?!

I keep them on retainer...FOR LAUGHS!!!
‘FRANKLIN AND BASH’ MARCHES ON!!!!!!
Friday, October 18 by

It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.

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Just Guess How Local News Anchors Reacted To Mike Myers’s New Baby
Friday, October 18 by

This supercut is hypnotic.

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Syfy To Air ‘Stonados’, Which Is Like A Sharknado But With Stones
Friday, October 18 by

Syfy ain’t care!

Hope ya like blue.
Gravity Writer Going Under The Water Next Time To Mix Things Up
Friday, October 18 by

In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.

The real crime here is that footwear.
A Film Will Be Made About Silk Road, Which May Be A Thing You’ve Heard Of
Thursday, October 17 by

The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Bad Lip Reading Is The Only Thing Good In This Cold, Dark World
Thursday, October 17 by

Jazz hands makes everything better.

I found my new desktop wallpaper.
Michael Bay Was Attacked With An Air Conditioner By An Extortionist On The Set Of ‘Transformers’ In Hong Kong
Thursday, October 17 by

If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.

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The Screen Junkies Show: How To Fix RoboCop
Thursday, October 17 by

Nick Mundy has a few ideas.

Butters has take this news the hardest.
South Park Missed Its First Deadline On Wednesday, Aired A Rerun
Thursday, October 17 by

Honestly, that’s an amazing run, and they should take the extra few days and just watch TV or go hiking or something.

I bet this guy is like the Jay-Z of the arm wrestling world.
AMC Confuses Itself With TLC For A Minute, Picks Up A Reality Show About Arm Wrestling
Thursday, October 17 by

This article (somehow) contains no ‘Over the Top’ reference or masturbation innuendo.

And God said unto thee, "Use thy staff to smite paparazzi that may lie between Spago's front door and the valet stand."
Test Audiences Aren’t Loving Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’, Which Is Probably A Good Thing
Wednesday, October 16 by

This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.

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Watch A Supercut Of Skeletor Berating His Henchmen
Wednesday, October 16 by

It’s hard to get good help when your sole mission is to make the world a crappy place.

They're all so attractive!
Marvel Rolling Out Five New TV Shows For Us
Wednesday, October 16 by

You WILL enjoy comic-book based entertainment.

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Don’t Make Us Choose: Paul Rudd And Joseph Gordon-Levitt Up For ‘Ant-Man’
Wednesday, October 16 by

Oof. Tough choice.

If they made the 8-year old a sex addict, that would certainly turn convention on its head.
Might Warner Bros. Be Developing A ‘Gritty’ Encyclopedia Brown Series?
Tuesday, October 15 by

The definitive answer is “perhaps.”

I'm objectifying them in my mind because they're very attractive.
Golden Globes Don’t Mess With Success, Keep Tina Fey And Amy Poehler As Hosts For Two More Years
Tuesday, October 15 by

I guess they’re not even going to give Hathaway and Franco a chance.

All this and more!
Someone Did Not Adapt ‘The Phantom Tollbooth’, But DID Make A Documentary About It. Here Is Its Trailer.
Monday, October 14 by

For those unfamiliar, The Phantom Tollbooth with the story of an evil tollbooth that, after becoming sentient and learning it was built upon the unmarked graves of 14 victims of…

Who does she think she is, Kristie Alley?
Meg Ryan Will Save NBC
Monday, October 14 by

I’m really looking forward to avoiding this program.

I would visit.
‘Fargo’ TV Show Brings On Even More Familiar Names
Friday, October 11 by

It appears that the city of Fargo has telephones capable of calling Saul.

Well hello there, Mr. Hanks.
Tom Hanks Can No Longer Change His Weight For Roles, Still Can Befriend Volleyballs If Script Calls For It
Friday, October 11 by

It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.

THE DINK!
Peter Dinklage Will Cash In All His Professional Currency To Play A Naughty Leprechaun
Thursday, October 10 by

Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.

Attractive private investigators? They're the first people to think of such a concept.
Whatever Weirdo Requested A ‘Remington Steele’ Reboot Is Getting Their Wish
Thursday, October 10 by

NBC’s favorite word must be “reboot.”

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Halloween Relevant: ‘It’s Just A Cat’ Supercut
Wednesday, October 9 by

Don’t be such a pussy.

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Jeffrey Katzenberg Offered $75 Million For Three More Episodes Of ‘Breaking Bad’
Wednesday, October 9 by

I will gladly produce three more episodes for half that cost.