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‘Flappy Bert’ Is Here To Ruin Your Productivity
Wednesday, February 12 by

Ernie!

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Johnny Depp Is The Hollow Lawnmower Man In ‘Transcendence’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 12 by

Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.

The real spirit of the games is compelling everyone to throw rubbing alcohol in their faces.
Bob Costas Disgusting Eyes Sideline Him From Sochi Another Day
Wednesday, February 12 by

A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.

This is the face he makes when asked to solve a basic math problem.
BBC Sitcom Decides What It Is Missing Is Taylor Lautner’s Presence
Wednesday, February 12 by

You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…

I have no difficulty believing that he suffers from crippling heartburn, 24 hours a day.
WWE And Larry The Cable Guy Putting Together A ‘Jingle All The Way’ Sequel
Wednesday, February 12 by

At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.

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Watch A Couple Break Up Speaking Only Movie Titles
Tuesday, February 11 by

Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.

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Doc! Marty! ‘Back To The Future’ Supercut!
Tuesday, February 11 by

They don’t talk like real people.

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’50/50′ Team No Longer In Remission
Tuesday, February 11 by

They’re taking on Christmas in New York City.

The best part about writing John Travolta articles is selecting funny Travolta pics.
John Travolta To Play The Lead Voice In ‘Gummy Bear’
Tuesday, February 11 by

I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.

The president wears an apron?
‘Dumb Starbucks’ Was The Work Of Nathan Fiedler
Tuesday, February 11 by

And maybe Tim and Eric as well.

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R.I.P. Shirley Temple
Tuesday, February 11 by

She was 85.

I don't know who these people are.
‘X Factor’ Gets The Axe
Monday, February 10 by

I would say it will be missed, but..will it?

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James Franco To Make Terrible Adaptation Of ‘The Room’
Monday, February 10 by

It should never be made.

I can already tell I'm going to need to be in a certain mood to watch this film.
The Grand Budapest Hotel Has An Appropriately Wes Anderson-y Website
Monday, February 10 by

This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.

I hope they cut into regular programming with this story.
CNN’s Headline News To Rebrand As A Social Media News Network
Monday, February 10 by

When all else fails, lower your standards.

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This 15 Minute ‘Game Of Thrones’ Featurette Foreshadows So Many Stabbings
Monday, February 10 by

That’ll do dragon. That’ll do.

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The Walking Dead Drinking Game – In Time For Sunday’s Premiere
Friday, February 7 by

The Walking Dead returns to AMC on Sunday, February 9th with a mid-season premiere that promises to be even darker than previous seasons.  Good, because frankly graphic murder images like…

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The Sochi Olympics Opening Ceremony Didn’t Go Real Hot
Friday, February 7 by

First the security scares, lack of toilets, poison water, and dog murder. Now THIS.

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Conan’s ‘Walking Dead’ Episode Intro Is Perfect
Friday, February 7 by

And it didn’t even involve bear masturbation.

Yeah you can, Rosie!
‘The ExpendaBelles’ Is ‘The Expendables’ But With Women. What? Yes.
Friday, February 7 by

This is an actual Hollywood movie-theater movie.

This is a surprising success story.
Adult Swim To Add An Hour Of Primetime
Friday, February 7 by

You can soon start watching their weird shows at 8.

Acting!
Paul Bettany Cast As Vision, Will Have To Do More Than An Hour’s Work On ‘The Avengers: Age Of Ultron’
Friday, February 7 by

He’ll have to act with his face.

Bulger apparently had a criminal record. Who knew?
Johnny Depp To Play Irish Mobster Whitey Bulger
Friday, February 7 by

It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.

This is Preacher, not Rogen.
AMC And Seth Rogen To Adapt ‘Preacher’ As A Series
Thursday, February 6 by

And Evan Goldberg, too. But he doesn’t get as many clicks for us.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Invades New York City
Thursday, February 6 by

Ahhhh, zombies are real!

Just like in my dreams.
Say Goodbye To Leno Tonight (If You’re So Inclined)
Thursday, February 6 by

Bye bye, Jay.

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Gary Oldman Could Be In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, February 6 by

He’s like nerd catnip.

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Evangeline Lilly In Talks To Play Rashida Jones In ‘Ant-Man’
Thursday, February 6 by

Will she suit up as The Wasp?

How crazy would it be if these guys were friends in real life? I know, right?
You A Fan Of ‘Psych’? Not Anymore, You’re Not. It’s Cancelled.
Wednesday, February 5 by

‘White Collar’ and ‘Burn Notice’ will have to work EXTRA hard now.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Thor: The Dark World’
Wednesday, February 5 by

Just give Loki his own movie already.