With Christian Bale living up to his surname, Danny Boyle and Sony are back on the hunt for a guy who can play Steve Jobs.
The only way this clip could be any more awesome was if he actually did something!
A match made in shouty heaven.
I would wager good money on this having painful NFL star cameos.
Let’s not wait until they’re 70 for that one.
The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.
I just learned that Christopher Nolan was a producer of ‘Man of Steel’.
That’s one slow mule.
I’m afraid I can’t watch this, Dave.
If it’s any consolation, it confused us too.
It’s as if she’s one of the several million people who don’t watch Cinemax.
No dongs, but perhaps butts.
WHO KNEW PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD COULD BE SO FICKLE?
I feel like I should be on Marvel’s PR payroll with how much news of theirs we report.
It’s a fool’s errand.
He likes easy money. So sue him.
And that date is…
It’s coming together in pretty spectacular fashion.
What if it was a really hot robot?
A glimpse into Johnny Depp’s future.
Like Jane Austen with time-traveling killer robots.
I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.
It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.
Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.
It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.
For those unfamiliar with Bengzahi, it’s either not that big a deal or the reason Obama should be impeached and thrown in jail, depending on who you talk to.
He’ll play a giggly Steve Wozniak.
He’s finally at a place to make the films he wants.
TL; DR version: Don’t buy or use Google Glass, regardless of geographic locale.