2011 is the year of The Shagg!
It’s like a ‘Shrek’ movie but without ‘Shrek’.
Spike TV has partnered with Taiwanese company NMA to bring us a 30 minute special featuring CGI Charlie Sheen scenes (or “scheens” to use the abbreviation).
This is the coolest thing to happen since the mighty Gronyok was slain by Tyrus the Great.
Pierce Brosnan is considering a role in recent Oscar winner Susanne Bier’s (‘In A Better World’) new romantic comedy ‘All You Need Is Love’.
Actor/producer/female Salma Hayek has decided to help out with the daunting task that is ‘The Prophet’.
Hey you’n varmints. Pour your’nselves a cup of that good sarsaparilla and gather on roun’ now. We got our’nselves a good ol’ fasheened Castin’ Round Up!!
This is the fault of everyone who stood by while the cast of ‘GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ were mercilessly bullied.
Scott Free, the production company founded by Ridley and Tony Scott, are set to adapt the soon-to-be-published novel, Pigeon English.
Put on your capes and Batman underoos over your jeans, geeks. It’s time to nerd out about Batman’s ride.
Oh, and they’re both Sony films. But that’s it, everybody.
Are you ready for more ‘Mad Max’? Well, ask your local weatherman to make it happen.
I don’t see many musicals, but if I did, I might break out into song about the Broadway musical ‘Rock of Ages’ being Hough’s big new starring role.
Chris Pratt (“Parks and Recreations”) is another laid back, bearded comedian who can pinch hit for Seth Rogen. Rhys Ifans is also in talks to play a role.
Johnny Knoxville is going to play a hard-partying man whose wife is elected president. Like Bill Clinton is going to be one day.
The one you don’t recognize is Fogelman.
Those Winklevoss boys made rowing hot again.
Come with us as we decipher the poetry of Charlie Sheen. Winning.
Are you curious about what happened on the Grid in the 28 cyber-years between Tron and Tron: Legacy? Thankfully you won’t have to wait three decades to find out.
Maybe the whole film is about a supervisit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
Lay the Favorite has swapped production partners and gained a Welsh woman of indeterminate ethnic origin in Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Conan the Barbarian would like to remind you that he still has that biopic coming out this August.
From a replicant to a hobo with a shotgun, Hauer has had a varied path.
The list of talented young actresses who have read for this film is intense.
There are two types of people. Those who were let down by Transformers 2, and those who haven’t seen Transformers 2. Count Michael Bay as the former.
Spacey. Fincher. Thatcher.
The best, the worst, and the best-when-you’re-drunk movies available to watch instantly on Netflix.
The actress has signed on for a role opposite Paul Dano and Robert De Niro in ‘Another Bullshit Night In Suck City’. Expect skinny emotions and squinting.
If you don’t gouge your eyes out before February 12, 2012, you might accidentally see ‘The Phantom Menace’ in 3D.
Trent Reznor might return to acting, and Charlie Sheen might continue acting… crazy.