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Charlie Sheen Could Cost The World Another ‘Major League’ Sequel
Friday, February 25 by

I think we can go ahead and mark down the CEO of Morgan Creek on Charlie Sheen’s “Pussy List.”

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‘Prometheus’ Adds Three More Bodies To The Menu
Friday, February 25 by

Actors are apparently lined up around the block to get chewed up by the aliens in Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’.

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NASCAR ‘Transformer’ Might Be A Redneck
Friday, February 25 by

Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won’t feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys!

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‘Rango’ Somehow Manages To Be Controversial
Thursday, February 24 by

A cartoon western about talking animals has pissed off a major group. No, it’s not the National Bunched Panties Association.

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Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’
Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

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Gyllenhaal and Maguire Battling For ‘Bourne Legacy’ Lead
Thursday, February 24 by

Who will become the next one-man ultimate killing machine?

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The Aliens In ‘Prometheus’ Are ‘Alien’ Aliens, But Not Exactly?
Thursday, February 24 by

The rumor is that the film features the ‘Alien’ aliens, but in a different form. Maybe they’re all Cloverfields now?

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‘Toy Story’ Goes Hawaiian In New Shorts That Hopefully Won’t Make Us Cry
Thursday, February 24 by

Hopefully these “Hawaiian Vacation” shorts won’t end in Mr. Potato Head getting buried at sea or something.

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!
Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

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Kat Dennings To Scribble On Herself For A Good Cause
Thursday, February 24 by

It’s nice to see she’ll be doing the American public a service after attacking its collective taste with Thor.

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Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years
Thursday, February 24 by

This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.

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Ewan McGregor Is Going To Help A Boy Kill A Giant
Thursday, February 24 by

It would appear that Jack the Giant Killer is becoming something of a Goliath itself.

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Sorry Vampires, All Teen Movies Are Now Dystopian
Thursday, February 24 by

Lauren Oliver said to the world, “They want dystopian? I’ll give ‘em dystopian!”

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Banksy Will Be Welcomed To The Oscars Before Ricky Gervais Will
Thursday, February 24 by

Yesterday, purported comedy writer Bruce Vilanch took a swipe at Ricky Gervais when questioned about the comic’s recent Golden Globes hosting appearance. So how does Gervais respond? By wiping his dirty boots all over Vilanch’s silly t-shirt collection.

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Charlie Sheen Calls Thomas Jefferson A Pussy
Thursday, February 24 by

GO CHARLIE, GO!

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Franco Takes A Moment To Sit In First ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Still
Thursday, February 24 by

Fox has dropped a first look at James Franco in scientist mode for the upcoming Rise Of The Apes.

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‘DMZ’ Posits There’s Something Scarier In Korea Than Jung-Il’s Hair
Thursday, February 24 by

There’s something scarier going on in North Korea than a totalitarian regime.

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9 Tim and Eric Regulars Who Need A Cameo In ‘Billion Dollar Movie’
Thursday, February 24 by

While it’s nice to see some big names attached, long-time followers will all but demand appearances by the creepy-cadre of weirdos that were a fixture on “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” Here are nine such regulars that need to make an appearance.

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Charles McDougall Slips On The ‘Burt Wonderstone’ Daddy Pants
Thursday, February 24 by

Somebody please forward this article on to Burt Wonderstone’s assistant camera operator so that they know whose name to write on the slate. Charles McDougall has signed on to helm the Steve Carell magician comedy.

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week
Thursday, February 24 by

Here are the best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.

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American Idol Introduces Online Voting, Chocolate Rain Guy Curses Under His Breath
Thursday, February 24 by

Get your mouse finger ready.

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‘Drive Angry 3D’ Somehow Garners Filmmakers More Work
Thursday, February 24 by

While they are already slated to sh*t all over your memories of Hellraiser and Halloween, Patrick Lussier and Todd Farmer don’t show any signs that they will stop churning out unwatchable horror flicks.

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Once Again, A New York Yankee Threatens Everyone’s Joy And Prosperity
Thursday, February 24 by

An upcoming film based on the real lives of former wife swapping New York Yankees Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich is in the works, and Kekich is none too pleased.

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Patrick Wilson And James Marsden Find A Dead Woman
Thursday, February 24 by

Patrick Wilson and James Marsden are getting a ‘Loft’ together.

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Peter Stormare Inevitably Cast In ‘Hansel & Gretel’
Thursday, February 24 by

It was only a matter of time before his agent got the call.

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Stephen Root Is An FBI Cooperator
Thursday, February 24 by

Stephen Root should be in more movies, so this is good news.

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A Few Details About Ryan Murphy’s Super-Secret ‘American Horror Story’
Thursday, February 24 by

“Glee’s” Ryan Murphy and his “Nip/Tuck” partner Brad Falchuk have been pretty tight-lipped about their new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” There’s been no word on plot or genre. All we’ve had to go on is the cheery and optimistic sounding title. Until now.

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Yeah, But THIS Zombie Movie Is About Cats And Dogs
Wednesday, February 23 by

I’m experiencing serious zombie-fatigue, and the fact that Air Bud’s buddies are getting into the genre with the CG animated ‘Zombie Pet Shop’ is not helping.

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‘Clash Of The Titans 2′: More Realistic, More Crazy Monsters
Wednesday, February 23 by

According to director Jonathan Liebesman, ‘Clash 2′ will be more “real” and “grounded” in reality than the first one. Though the sequel is also about Greek dudes killing freaky monsters.