Let them eat in peace. Just kidding. They’re celebrities. Get ‘em!!!
April 12th is hereby declared Television Christmas.
I love this show and had no idea it has been on for five seasons. That can’t be right.
There will be comedians on the show to make learning cool!
He will break those iron bar’s necks in no time.
But his pets are the ones telling him to murder!
There’s danger at every turn but the beaches are just gorgeous.
Can he charm us with drama, too?
Ladies Love Cool Game Show Hosts on Spike TV.
Now I’m disappointed Chris Pratt isn’t playing Andy Dwyer in ‘Jurassic World’.
Consider the matter resolved. Good work, guys.
Can he at least tell us if it’s going to be better than the last season?
You win some, you lose some.
They’ll be getting some help from Annapurna and Meghan Ellison.
Which is sort of like being a really tall midget.
(If you have a Phillips smartphone-controlled lighting system for your house.)
But will it be any better than ‘Prince of Persia’? Yes. It has to be.
While looking like Sean Penn from ‘Carlito’s Way’.
The severed heads will appear larger-than-life.
Revise the network’s romper budgets accordingly.
If you stopped reading at “Nick Jonas” because you fainted…we understand.
Those are some odd hobbies.
We’re going to need a cuter boat.
Finally, SOME CLOSURE!
I could see this becoming a pretty big project.
It actually sounds pretty great.
It looks way more dramatic than ‘CB4′.