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All Men Must Die In ‘Game Of Thrones’ Vengeance Trailer
Monday, February 17 by

And probably some babies and wolves too.

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Nick Jonas To Beat Up So Many Guys On DirecTV’s MMA Drama
Friday, February 14 by

Our baby’s all grown up.

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The Rock Is Getting An HBO Series But Will We Get To See His Boobs?
Friday, February 14 by

Also starring Rob Corddry.

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‘The Lego Movie’ Falls To Pieces In Blooper Reel
Friday, February 14 by

Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!

In her downtime, Meredith enjoys participating in age-inappropriate back-to-school ads.
Bob Costas’ Oozing Eyes Cause Meredith Viera To An Olympic Pioneer
Friday, February 14 by

That headline really takes some liberties with the word “pioneer.”

Were you expecting a P.T. Anderson film?
Katrina Bowden Graduates From ’30 Rock’ To Play A Hooker On TNT
Friday, February 14 by

They grow up so fast.

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EXCLUSIVE: We CONFRONT Shia LaBeouf
Thursday, February 13 by

#SORRYNOTSORRYSHIA

This is our fate. There is no avoiding it.
Time Warner And Comcast Merger To Create Cable Company Death Star
Thursday, February 13 by

As long as I keep getting ‘Burn Notice’ reruns coming my way, I don’t care what they do.

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Will Forte Is ‘The Last Man On Earth’
Thursday, February 13 by

MacGruber is mankind’s last hope.

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‘Flappy Bert’ Is Here To Ruin Your Productivity
Wednesday, February 12 by

Ernie!

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Johnny Depp Is The Hollow Lawnmower Man In ‘Transcendence’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 12 by

Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.

The real spirit of the games is compelling everyone to throw rubbing alcohol in their faces.
Bob Costas Disgusting Eyes Sideline Him From Sochi Another Day
Wednesday, February 12 by

A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.

This is the face he makes when asked to solve a basic math problem.
BBC Sitcom Decides What It Is Missing Is Taylor Lautner’s Presence
Wednesday, February 12 by

You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…

I have no difficulty believing that he suffers from crippling heartburn, 24 hours a day.
WWE And Larry The Cable Guy Putting Together A ‘Jingle All The Way’ Sequel
Wednesday, February 12 by

At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.

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Watch A Couple Break Up Speaking Only Movie Titles
Tuesday, February 11 by

Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.

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Doc! Marty! ‘Back To The Future’ Supercut!
Tuesday, February 11 by

They don’t talk like real people.

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’50/50′ Team No Longer In Remission
Tuesday, February 11 by

They’re taking on Christmas in New York City.

The best part about writing John Travolta articles is selecting funny Travolta pics.
John Travolta To Play The Lead Voice In ‘Gummy Bear’
Tuesday, February 11 by

I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.

The president wears an apron?
‘Dumb Starbucks’ Was The Work Of Nathan Fiedler
Tuesday, February 11 by

And maybe Tim and Eric as well.

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R.I.P. Shirley Temple
Tuesday, February 11 by

She was 85.

I don't know who these people are.
‘X Factor’ Gets The Axe
Monday, February 10 by

I would say it will be missed, but..will it?

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James Franco To Make Terrible Adaptation Of ‘The Room’
Monday, February 10 by

It should never be made.

I can already tell I'm going to need to be in a certain mood to watch this film.
The Grand Budapest Hotel Has An Appropriately Wes Anderson-y Website
Monday, February 10 by

This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.

I hope they cut into regular programming with this story.
CNN’s Headline News To Rebrand As A Social Media News Network
Monday, February 10 by

When all else fails, lower your standards.

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This 15 Minute ‘Game Of Thrones’ Featurette Foreshadows So Many Stabbings
Monday, February 10 by

That’ll do dragon. That’ll do.

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The Walking Dead Drinking Game – In Time For Sunday’s Premiere
Friday, February 7 by

The Walking Dead returns to AMC on Sunday, February 9th with a mid-season premiere that promises to be even darker than previous seasons.  Good, because frankly graphic murder images like…

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The Sochi Olympics Opening Ceremony Didn’t Go Real Hot
Friday, February 7 by

First the security scares, lack of toilets, poison water, and dog murder. Now THIS.

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Conan’s ‘Walking Dead’ Episode Intro Is Perfect
Friday, February 7 by

And it didn’t even involve bear masturbation.

Yeah you can, Rosie!
‘The ExpendaBelles’ Is ‘The Expendables’ But With Women. What? Yes.
Friday, February 7 by

This is an actual Hollywood movie-theater movie.

This is a surprising success story.
Adult Swim To Add An Hour Of Primetime
Friday, February 7 by

You can soon start watching their weird shows at 8.