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Hello, Karl.
The @dadboner Twitter Feed And Book Are Getting Spun Into A Comedy Central Cartoon
Thursday, August 21 by

Margs, Camaros, and Bob Seger.

Don't call him Bow Wow anymore, and definitely don't make dog noises when you meet him.
You Can’t Have A Crime Procedural Without A Former Rapper, So Bow Wow Will Join ‘CSI: Cyber’
Wednesday, August 20 by

He’s already standing in front of the mirror, repeating the line, “Can you enhance that?”

Coldplay? Get me a Guns n' Roses show where they show up an hour late to halftime.
NFL Asks Halftime Show Musical Acts To Pay For The Right To Appear
Wednesday, August 20 by

Basically, by making them partners on their subsequent tours.

"Hey Johnny, how many times were you told by knowledgeable people that you shouldn't participate in this film?"
Kevin Smith To Direct Johnny Depp And Both Their Daughters In…’Yoga Hosers’
Tuesday, August 19 by

If that title looks like gibberish…it is, but it’s gibberish rooted in truth.

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‘The Strain’ To Gross Us Out Further In Season Two
Tuesday, August 19 by

How far will they stray from the books?

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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul Reunite For Some Emmy Yuks in ‘Barely Legal Pawn’
Tuesday, August 19 by

Also starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

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First Official Look At Paul Rudd Partaking In Some Ant-Mannery
Tuesday, August 19 by

Note: promotional still not actual size.

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Mark Wahlberg In Talks To Star In ‘Deepwater Horizon’ About The BP Gulf Oil Spill
Tuesday, August 19 by

He gets to dust off his “I’m being serious, but also completely confused” face.

One of the better tributes we've seen.
David Letterman Presented A Robin Williams Tribute Video On ‘The Late Show’ Last Night
Tuesday, August 19 by

Letterman’s still the king of late night television in this regard.

They sort of look like cartoons to begin with.
Simon Pegg And Nick Frost To Reprise Their ‘Shaun Of The Dead’ Roles…On ‘Phineas And Ferb’
Tuesday, August 19 by

*smiles politely, looks around to see if anyone else seems to know what ‘Phineas and Ferb’ is*

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Don Pardo, The Voice Of ‘Saturday Night Live’, Dies At The Age Of 96
Tuesday, August 19 by

He had been at it since the first season of the show, taking off only season 7, interestingly enough.

Maybe Solange will show up to make things interesting.
Jay-Z And Beyonce Show Take Things WAY Over The Top In Their ‘On The Run’ Concert Trailer
Monday, August 18 by

Coming to HBO September 20th.

That adage about only using 10% of your brain isn't true. Except maybe for these guys.
New ‘Dumb And Dumber’ Poster Takes A Cue From ‘Lucy’
Monday, August 18 by

They totally redeemed themselves.

They're not sober.
Oscar Nominees Will Be Getting Weed Vaporizers In Their Gift Bags
Monday, August 18 by

“It’s an honor just to be nominated. Also, I can now get stoned as f*ck.”

Maybe it's just a couple minutes of the poster onscreen.
You’ll Get A Teaser Trailer For Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Before ‘Sin City 2′ Screenings
Friday, August 15 by

We don’t have the trailer, and no one knows what’s in. (waits for applause)

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Warner Bros Is Flat-Out Changing The Title Of Tom Cruise’s ‘Edge Of Tomorrow’ For Its DVD Release
Friday, August 15 by

Yeah, we’ll tell you what the new title is.

'Let's Hold Off On Being Cops Until These Violent Protests Stop'
‘Let’s Be Cops’ Performs Pretty Well Despite People Not Loving Cops This Week
Friday, August 15 by

Not the best week to be cops.

That light halo...is this J.J. Abrams' take on it?
Wanna Know How ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s Leatherface Came To Be? There’s A Prequel For That
Friday, August 15 by

Did he start with a saw, then invest in a chainsaw?

Hey there. We didn't see very much of you in the first film!
‘Godzilla 2′ Must Wait For Director Gareth Edwards To Do ‘Star Wars’, Gets 2018 Release Date
Friday, August 15 by

Outer space beats lizards every time.

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‘Fifty Shades Of Frozen’ Turns Up The Heat
Thursday, August 14 by

He’s not interested in building a snowman.

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Sh*t Just Got Realer, ‘Bad Boys 3′ In The Works
Thursday, August 14 by

Whatchya gonna do?

He looks like he's been "left behind" by the will to live.
Nic Cage Is One Of The Last Men On Earth In The Trailer For ‘Left Behind’
Thursday, August 14 by

I have always thought of Nicolas Cage as the quintessential Christian messenger.

Would bang.
Simon Cowell Finds A Star In ‘Betty Boop’
Thursday, August 14 by

The talent judge is hoping to make some of that sweet Depression era nostalgia money.

Do right by her, Lifetime.
Lifetime To Use Their Deft Touch To Tackle The Life And Death Of Brittany Murphy
Thursday, August 14 by

But will she be played by Tori Spelling?

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‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Buys Into The Old Adage ‘When All Else Fails, Cast The World’s Smallest Woman’
Thursday, August 14 by

We get it, already. You’re creepy. Gosh.

Hey, guys. What have you been up to the past 20 years or so?
Travel Back In Time To Get Your 11 Year-Old Self Excited About A New ‘Power Rangers’ Movie And Release Date
Thursday, August 14 by

“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.

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‘The Ultimate Charles Bronson Movie Trailer’ Brings All The Justice
Wednesday, August 13 by

He’s the one man who can do what the police can’t.

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Warner Bros Thinks We Really Want An ‘Aquaman’ Movie
Wednesday, August 13 by

We’re good. Thanks though.

They're marveling at the shitstorm they've made.
Sony Bends To The Will Of North Korea, Altering Scenes In ‘The Interview’
Wednesday, August 13 by

They’re changing the military uniforms on the soldiers, and maybe a scene where Kim Jung-Un’s face melts off in slow motion.

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As Promised, Marvel Is Bringing The ‘Inhumans’ To The Big Screen
Wednesday, August 13 by

And Vin Diesel might be involved.