Master Shifu is very displeased.
FX has refused to even release the show’s plot. As such, they have left us no choice but to come up with our own predictions about the show’s content. Here are nine possible plotlines.
Hollyweird denizen Blake Lively is addicted to playing an addict.
Mila Kunis had better start practice terrorizing farm girls and their little dogs. In a bit of bizarro casting against type, the attractive actress will play the Wicked Witch of the West in Sam Raimi’s Wizard of Oz prequel Oz, The Great And Powerful.
That movie about the brother and sister from the fairy tales that grow up to be specialty bounty-hunters has a release date! No, THAT one.
Shane Black is in final negotiations to direct Robert Downey Jr.’s snarkiness in Iron Man 3.
Can a movie about sexy supernatural teenagers find an audience?
He gave us a few juicy details about the rest of the first season, but one thing that really sounds cool is an idea he hasn’t written yet.
False alarm, folks. You can go back to not knowing who the hell Robin McLeavy is. Mary Elizabeth Winstead will play Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’s tenderoni after all.
Just like in any relationship, FX wants to get back with Ryan Murphy now that he’s with a better looking (higher profile) significant other (network).
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The director of Atonement and Pride & Prejudice gets a little less proper.
Luckily for all the Geraghtiacs out there, Brian Geraghty has signed on to do another movie.
Bad news for Starz’s 13 subscribers. “Spartacus” actress Lesley-Ann Brandt and her boobs are headed to CSI:NY.
Henry Cavill is super-cool.
Guillermo Del Toro, The Jim Henson Company, music by Nick Cave, Stop Motion animation, and 3D? That’s 10 pounds of awesome in a 5 pound bag.
The writer of Erin Brockovich Susannah Grant is working on another biopic.
Garry Marshall’s ‘New Years Eve’ just added two more pretty people to its actor pile-up thanks to Carla Gugino, and Halle Berry.
‘Madame T’ coming to a theater near you. Don’t forget your fanny pack!
Beavis and Butthead won’t just be dissecting Lady Gaga when they return to television later this year. Watch your back, piano-playing cats.
Jerry Seinfeld has lost his favorite, loudest uncle. Len Lesser, the actor best known for yelling his way into our hearts as Uncle Leo on “Seinfeld,” has passed away.
You’d think a name like that would put his headshot and resume in the “???” pile, but it turns out McNairy (‘Art School Confidential’) is a hot name right now.
As we thought, the rumors about Scorsese directing ‘Wolf Of Wall Street’ this summer were as reliable as a Bernie Madoff. “Alright then, wiseguy. What is his next project?”
From football siren to inviso-jet flyin’, Palicki (‘Friday Night Lights’) has been tapped (yeah, she has – *high fives*) to star in NBC’s “Wonder Woman” pilot.
Looks like Warner execs just kicked Snyder into the pit on this one.
Kelly will take on a more straightforward narrative with his new film ‘Corpus Christi’, though the plot description makes me wonder if deviations into “Fluid Karma” territory are inevitable.
Alice Eve has been brought in to portray a young Emma Thompson in the time travel storyline of Men In Black 3. Thompson’s self-confidence must be through the roof right now.
This news is as suspicious as a check signed by Frank Abagnale Jr. However, it’s juicier than a bottle of red prison wine, so we’re letting you know about it. Proceed with caution.
Universal picked Kimberly Pierce (‘Boys Don’t Cry’) to direct a new ‘one-of-these-guys-is-not-like-the-others’ story.
Looks like ‘Troll 2′ is no longer just an embarrassment.