We all knew it was just a matter of time.
WWI: It’s not your grandfather’s war.
I’m anticipating a mix-up where they get the statue for Best Hottie BJ Scene or Finest Vin Diesel Performance.
Watch your back, projectionists.
What? Isn’t this how we all spend our Friday nights??
The future is now, people.
Shia explains the Megan Fox/Michael Bay beef and how it’s cool when chicks take their clothes off.
Look behind you, she’s got an ax!
Everything is about weddings now.
Jay Harrington and Ali Cobrin have signed up for a piece of the pie.
Gosling is backing away from ‘The Idolmaker’. My sources have confirmed that the spirit rock and roll music has officially died in Gosling’s heart.
George Lucas doesn’t just make films about wars in space. He also makes films about wars on boring ol’ Earth.
An artsy-as-hell take on the ultimate superhero showdown. Or something.
She’s the hardest-working sexy actress in showbiz.
Cera will guest star as a seemingly splendid love interest for Lisa. I hear Nelson is still carrying the torch for her.
This kid is alienated by aliens. Irony alert!
William H. Macy, Matt Dillon, and Craig Robinson will bring the “freaky,” and, as always, Brendan Fraser will unload the “deaky.”
I am like the genie of internet posters, but only for specific movies at specific times.
Is this your card? How about this one? No? Sh*t.
You should never venture into Dead Body Woods. Place is full of things that kill bodies.
A grating musical number is already a foregone conclusion.
Great news for lovers of fine cuisine.
Oh, man! The ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ guys better not catch wind of this. They will be sooooooo pissed.
Hurricanes AND eerie premonitions? This movie’s got something for fans of all sorts of different awful things.
‘Tarzan: A New Hope’?
Dumb alien = box office gold.
James Bond will return in: Fall, 2012.
I’m not crying. Shut up. I just hit my eye while lifting weights.
A superhero movie? It’ll never work.
It will either be about Tom Hanks fighting pirates or racecars. To clarify, Tom Hanks won’t be fighting racecars.