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Weinstein Washes Out ‘King’s’ Whore Mouth
Friday, February 25 by

‘The King’s Speech’ is expected to clean up this Sunday at the Oscars and in turn, Harvey Weinstein would like the film to clean up at the box office. Hence, a PG-13 version is indeed on the way.

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Joel McHale Talks Spirit Award Nominees And ‘Community’ Daddy Issues
Friday, February 25 by

Even a host has his favorites.

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Tarantino To (Finally) Release ‘Kill Bill’ Saga As One Film
Friday, February 25 by

Seven years after the fact, the two installments of Kill Bill are going to be married into one film.

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Leaked ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finale Wraps Everything Up In A Neat, Little Package
Friday, February 25 by

CBS foresaw the problem potential of hanging the livelihoods of hundreds on a raving madman and decided to get a series finale in the can in case of Sheenmergency.

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Nicolas Cage Explains His Career, Likes His Beer Out Of A Human Skull
Friday, February 25 by

The press conference for his latest film, Drive Angry, revealed more than we could have imagined.

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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.

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Treat Williams Is Doing A Thing!
Friday, February 25 by

The poor man’s Tom Berenger is back in our lives. And our hearts.

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‘Coraline’ Director Thinks Stop-Motion Can Be Scary
Friday, February 25 by

Henry Selick is working on another horror-tinged stop-motion animation film that will try to terrify children into post-traumatic stress.

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Jimmi Simpson Creepily Cast In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Friday, February 25 by

One of the weird McPoyle brothers from ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ is about to play a yet to be determined/released role in ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’.

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Joel McHale To Bring Sarcastic Tallness To ‘Ted’
Friday, February 25 by

Seth MacFarlane’s upcoming comedy Ted appears to be adding ringers to its cast by the day.

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James Franco To Try And Be A Wizard Because His Afternoon Brain Surgery Canceled
Friday, February 25 by

James Franco is going to try acting in a movie for a change.

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Johnny Depp Wants To Bring His Favorite Books To The Screen
Friday, February 25 by

Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.

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There Really Was A Battle Of Los Angeles
Friday, February 25 by

The new movie Battle: Los Angeles is a big sci-fi movie about an alien invasion on the west coast. However, Columbia Pictures would like audiences to know that there actually was a Battle of Los Angeles.

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Charlie Sheen Could Cost The World Another ‘Major League’ Sequel
Friday, February 25 by

I think we can go ahead and mark down the CEO of Morgan Creek on Charlie Sheen’s “Pussy List.”

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‘Prometheus’ Adds Three More Bodies To The Menu
Friday, February 25 by

Actors are apparently lined up around the block to get chewed up by the aliens in Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’.

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NASCAR ‘Transformer’ Might Be A Redneck
Friday, February 25 by

Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won’t feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys!

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‘Rango’ Somehow Manages To Be Controversial
Thursday, February 24 by

A cartoon western about talking animals has pissed off a major group. No, it’s not the National Bunched Panties Association.

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Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’
Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

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Gyllenhaal and Maguire Battling For ‘Bourne Legacy’ Lead
Thursday, February 24 by

Who will become the next one-man ultimate killing machine?

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The Aliens In ‘Prometheus’ Are ‘Alien’ Aliens, But Not Exactly?
Thursday, February 24 by

The rumor is that the film features the ‘Alien’ aliens, but in a different form. Maybe they’re all Cloverfields now?

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‘Toy Story’ Goes Hawaiian In New Shorts That Hopefully Won’t Make Us Cry
Thursday, February 24 by

Hopefully these “Hawaiian Vacation” shorts won’t end in Mr. Potato Head getting buried at sea or something.

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!
Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

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Kat Dennings To Scribble On Herself For A Good Cause
Thursday, February 24 by

It’s nice to see she’ll be doing the American public a service after attacking its collective taste with Thor.

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Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years
Thursday, February 24 by

This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.

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Ewan McGregor Is Going To Help A Boy Kill A Giant
Thursday, February 24 by

It would appear that Jack the Giant Killer is becoming something of a Goliath itself.

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Sorry Vampires, All Teen Movies Are Now Dystopian
Thursday, February 24 by

Lauren Oliver said to the world, “They want dystopian? I’ll give ‘em dystopian!”

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Banksy Will Be Welcomed To The Oscars Before Ricky Gervais Will
Thursday, February 24 by

Yesterday, purported comedy writer Bruce Vilanch took a swipe at Ricky Gervais when questioned about the comic’s recent Golden Globes hosting appearance. So how does Gervais respond? By wiping his dirty boots all over Vilanch’s silly t-shirt collection.

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Charlie Sheen Calls Thomas Jefferson A Pussy
Thursday, February 24 by

GO CHARLIE, GO!

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Franco Takes A Moment To Sit In First ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Still
Thursday, February 24 by

Fox has dropped a first look at James Franco in scientist mode for the upcoming Rise Of The Apes.