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‘Mars Needs Moms’ Thankfully Drowned Zemeckis ‘Yellow Submarine’
Monday, March 14 by

Like a beloved uncle who hits the sauce too much, Zemeckis has gotten drunk on motion capture technology. Now it looks like he might sober-up and stop putting actors into ping-pong ball suits.

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Yo Dawg, Heard You Like ‘Super 8′ Clues In Your ‘Super 8′ Clues
Monday, March 14 by

A mysterious viral campaign for a J.J. Abrams project? Impossible.

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Michael Ealy To Play ‘Guy Taking Screentime Away From Kate Beckinsale’ In New ‘Underworld’
Monday, March 14 by

In related news, it seems they are still making those Underworld movies.

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Movie That Features Zac Efron Getting Pummeled Now Has A Director
Monday, March 14 by

That Efron won’t be pretty no more.

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Ridley Scott Decides To Make Logan Marshall-Green Famous By Casting Him In ‘Prometheus’
Monday, March 14 by

Green’s resume includes roles in Brooklyn’s Finest, “The O.C.”, and Devil, which makes him really, really lucky to have scored this coveted role.

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Wright Turns Down ‘Walking Dead’ Offer, Presumably To Do Stuff About The Walking Living
Monday, March 14 by

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.

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Larry King In ‘Daily Show’ Talks, Viacom Increases Suspender Budget
Monday, March 14 by

Larry King has been speaking with “The Daily Show” execs about contributing…whatever the hell he brings to the table.

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Fox Wants To Go To Space With McG
Monday, March 14 by

The director will helm an untitled space adventure from the screenwriter of ‘Doom’ and ‘The Expendables’. Sci-fi fans are… skeptical.

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New ‘Your Highness’ Character Posters Showcase Exquisite Facial Structures Of Portman, Franco, And McBride
Monday, March 14 by

Pass these posters around the room.

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Bobcat Goldthwait Wants To Murder Some Teenagers
Monday, March 14 by

Hopefully no crazy people will watch this movie.

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‘Hereafter’ Pulled From Japanese Movie Theaters
Monday, March 14 by

The film, which opens with a Tusnami destroying a Japanese resort, has been pulled out of respect for the country.

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HBO Picks Up Russian Spy Drama, Makes Me Distrustful Of Guy Who Sold Me Stereo
Monday, March 14 by

HBO is ready to finger some Russian spies. And make a show about them too.

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A Duran Duran Concert Film To Be The Weirdest Thing David Lynch Does That Day
Monday, March 14 by

I wonder how “Hungry Like The Wolf” would sound with a grinding industrial hum in the background.

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Brendan Fraser So Desperate He’s Stealing Fish
Monday, March 14 by

After the double-suck-whammy of Extraordinary Measures and Furry Vengeance, he’ll do anything.

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See A ‘TRON’ Short Film If You Still Need More Boxleitner
Monday, March 14 by

All of your unasked questions about ‘Tron’ have now been answered.

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SXSW Interview: James Wan Talks ‘Insidious’
Monday, March 14 by

Wan discusses the SXSW premiere of ‘Insidious’ and the films that have emerged since our last meeting.

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Weekend Box Office Report: America Does Battle With Los Angeles
Monday, March 14 by

Earth doesn’t need ‘Mars Needs Moms’, apparently.

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‘Pluto Nash’ Director Released From Movie Jail
Monday, March 14 by

Ron Underwood stages his comeback.

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Michelle Rodriguez Probably Headed To ‘The Home’
Monday, March 14 by

Michelle Rodriguez is cashing in on her talent for terrifying the elderly.

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New ‘Hesher’ Poster Looks Weird
Sunday, March 13 by

‘Hesher’ poster looks all dark and scary. Don’t look at it alone!

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J.K. Simmons To Bark Over ‘Young Adult’
Sunday, March 13 by

And THAT’S how you narrate a story.

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Marisa Tomei And Sarah Jessica Parker Might Be ‘Married And Cheating’
Saturday, March 12 by

But who would ever cheat on these tw– on Marisa Tomei?

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Bidding War Over Idea You Could Have Come Up With Is Over
Saturday, March 12 by

Unfortunately, ‘Agent Ox’ is not about a secret agent who is also an ox.

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Jennifer Lawrence Winnning Dystopian Catfight For ‘Hunger Games’ Lead?
Friday, March 11 by

Every young actress in Hollywood is after the lead in ‘Hunger Games’, based on the first in a series of dystopian novels by Suzanne Collins, that are apparently similar to – what else? – ‘Twilight’.

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Charlie Sheen Bringing His Insanity To Your Home Town
Friday, March 11 by

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

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Brains vs. Booty: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Zombie Art
Friday, March 11 by

Dead men tell no tales, but apparently undead men can have their own pirate ship and smoke a pipe. That doesn’t sound so bad to me.

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New ‘Super 8′ Poster Has Super Disorientation Powers
Friday, March 11 by

You saw the trailer, now check out this mysterious poster for a film that’s clearly at the intersection of Abrams Drive and Spielberg Blvd, near What All The Best 80′s Kids Movies Were Like Municipal Park.

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Ruffalo Throws Down Gauntlet To Academy Members By Playing Drug-Addicted Jazz Musician
Friday, March 11 by

Man, Mark Ruffalo REALLY wants that Oscar.

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Fanboy Fave Aubrey Plaza Signs Up For Film About Time-Travel Meme
Friday, March 11 by

She was somehow able to find a film without a sex act in the title.

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Who Would You Rather Be Stranded In The Woods With: Busey Or Cage?
Friday, March 11 by

If you woke up in the wilderness with either Gary Busey or Nicolas Cage, who would you trust to get you out alive? Fight!