As if ‘Game of Thrones’ wasn’t confusing enough.
At least there will be some consistency between sequels.
This film will eat your brain.
He’s back to make us all feel even dumber.
Bad news for backwards-talking dwarfs everywhere.
His certain set of skills continue to come in really handy.
We need to be strong in the face of the news that Will Smith won’t be involved.
If this goes into turnaround, Hollywood will burn.
Still no criticisms for ‘Fun with Dick and Jane’?
This is going to be hilarious(ly dated and stale).
The mainstreaming of porn continues…
We’re awarding eight filmmakers $20,000 each to make their own original film…
We will miss one of the most important men in TV history.
“Attempted molestation?!?!? Psssh. What is that? Either I molested her or I didn’t!”
Eh, it really could have gone either way.
“Men” because it’s plural.
She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.
Apparently our hearts are worth about $125 million over a four-day period.
Jackie Chan is pleased about this Jackie-Chan-related news.
I’m still fuming about what that motorcycle man did to her.
Not going to tell you what it is here, though.
These things are hilarious.
For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.
Shouldn’t it technically be ‘Hello, Ghost’?
And it’s not even out yet.
They ball will no longer seem like it’s coming right at you.
Surely this couldn’t be the one thing he’s bad at.
They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.