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ABC Went Immediately From ‘Charlie Brown’ To A ‘Scandal’ Sex Scene, And It Was Hilarious
Tuesday, November 4 by

The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.

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Christopher Nolan Decided Not To Give ‘Man Of Steel’ A Post-Credit Teaser Scene
Tuesday, November 4 by

I just learned that Christopher Nolan was a producer of ‘Man of Steel’.

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‘Zombieland’ Director To Tell The True Story Of An 87-Year Old Drug Mule
Tuesday, November 4 by

That’s one slow mule.

I hear Jet Blue is hiring
‘Space Odyssey’ Sequel Touches Down At Syfy
Tuesday, November 4 by

I’m afraid I can’t watch this, Dave.

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Mom Tries And Fails To Explain ‘Inception’
Tuesday, November 4 by

If it’s any consolation, it confused us too.

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Cinemax Producers Allowed To Sue Actress Who Wouldn’t Show Her Boobs
Tuesday, November 4 by

It’s as if she’s one of the several million people who don’t watch Cinemax.

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’50 Shades Of Grey’ Will Offer No Male Nudity, So Let’s All Find Something Else To Watch
Monday, November 3 by

No dongs, but perhaps butts.

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Annnnndddd…Christian Bale Has Quit That Steve Jobs Biopic He Just Joined
Monday, November 3 by

WHO KNEW PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD COULD BE SO FICKLE?

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Channing Tatum Will Play ‘X-Men’s Gambit In A Franchise Spinoff From Marvel
Monday, November 3 by

I feel like I should be on Marvel’s PR payroll with how much news of theirs we report.

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Think You Can Spot Every Horror Reference In ‘The Cabin In The Woods’?
Monday, November 3 by

It’s a fool’s errand.

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Christopher Nolan Hasn’t Ruled Out A Return To Superhero Films
Friday, October 31 by

He likes easy money. So sue him.

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‘The Colbert Report’ Has Set A Date For Its Final Show *Tear*
Friday, October 31 by

And that date is…

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The Steve Jobs Biopic: What We Know So Far
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s coming together in pretty spectacular fashion.

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‘Ex Machina’ Trailer Asks, ‘Wanna Bang A Robot?’
Thursday, October 30 by

What if it was a really hot robot?

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Christopher Walken’s Face Though: ‘Peter Pan Live!’ First Look
Thursday, October 30 by

A glimpse into Johnny Depp’s future.

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‘Terminator: Genisys’ Is Going To Be Confusing
Thursday, October 30 by

Like Jane Austen with time-traveling killer robots.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Actors Receive ‘Huge’ Raise For Seasons 5 And 6
Thursday, October 30 by

I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.

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Hulu To Bring Us The Jason Reitman Series ‘Casual’
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.

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Netflix To Give Us 21 Episodes Of A Live Action ‘Richie Rich’
Thursday, October 30 by

Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.

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We’ve Got Some Hodor And Bran ‘Game Of Thrones’ News, And A Picture Of Hodor In A Christmas Sweater
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.

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Michael Bay To Inject His Subtle Directorial Style To Bengzahi Film ’13 Hours’
Thursday, October 30 by

For those unfamiliar with Bengzahi, it’s either not that big a deal or the reason Obama should be impeached and thrown in jail, depending on who you talk to.

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Seth Rogen To Play Husky Buddy In Steve Jobs Biopic
Thursday, October 30 by

He’ll play a giggly Steve Wozniak.

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‘Spaceballs’ May Be Christopher Nolan’s Most Divisive Film
Wednesday, October 29 by

He’s finally at a place to make the films he wants.

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Movie Theaters, Just Like Reasonable Human Beings, Have Adopted A ‘Zero Tolerance’ Policy On Smart Glasses
Wednesday, October 29 by

TL; DR version: Don’t buy or use Google Glass, regardless of geographic locale.

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Colbert And Stewart To Return With More Election Night Coverage
Wednesday, October 29 by

I hope they satirize the goings-on!

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Keanu Reeves Somehow Cast As A Neuroscientist
Wednesday, October 29 by

Presumably one who blows stuff up.

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Metallica Granted One-Week Residency With Craig Ferguson Because…Whatever, He’s Done Soon
Wednesday, October 29 by

Looking forward to seeing their legendary sense of humor on display!

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‘Avengers 3′ Will Be Split Into 2 Films In 2018 And 2019
Tuesday, October 28 by

They’ll probably split it up into 16 films by the time the first one hits theaters.

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The Entire ‘Halloween’ Series Explained In Two Minutes
Tuesday, October 28 by

Turns out, not much happens.

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The Greatest Movie Deaths Supercut Is Far More Entertaining Than The Oscars Death Montage
Tuesday, October 28 by

That’s how I wanna go.