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10 Lame-Ass Batman Villains Who Should Never Be In A Film
Friday, March 11 by

No matter who is chosen as the next villain, I’m sure the film will be awesome. Unless, of course, Christopher Nolan has started smoking crack, and decides to go with one of these 9 lame-asses.

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Finally, A Movie Will Be Made About An Alcoholic Writer
Friday, March 11 by

A charming, alcoholic writer? That could exist in real life.

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Hollywood Wants YOU* (*Males 21-25 Who Sing) For ‘Rock Of Ages’
Friday, March 11 by

Now YOU can be a part of the action! Hollywood! Glamor! Hair metal! ‘Hairspray’ director Adam Shankman!

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Regardless Of His Role, Danny Huston Will Get Yelled At By Nic Cage In ‘Medallion’
Friday, March 11 by

This is a preview of what Danny Huston will look like as the cab driver, if that’s his role.

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Enter The ‘Hobo With A Shotgun’ Grindhouse Trailer Contest!
Friday, March 11 by

Your chance at exploitation glory has arrived!

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‘Eastbound And Down’ Will Be F#ckin’ Out After Third Season
Friday, March 11 by

Maybe this means they’ll release Kenny Powers’ audiobook.

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John Stamos Does Not Care To Wear Sheen’s Bowler Shirt
Friday, March 11 by

John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.

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Paul F. Tompkins Will Become An ‘Evil Genius’ For Comedy Central
Friday, March 11 by

Paul F. Tompkins as a wisecracking villain? This stuff writes itself.

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Duncan Jones’ ‘Mute’ To Be A Comic Instead Of A Movie
Friday, March 11 by

Don’t look so sad, Duncan. Comic books are cool too!

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Darren Aronofsky Back In The Drug Game
Friday, March 11 by

Darren Aronofsky doesn’t like the drugs, but the drugs like him.

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Loud Macaws Are Delaying Quentin Tarantino’s Spaghetti Western
Friday, March 11 by

The “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams” coming from Alan Ball’s “exotic bird menagerie” are making it really difficult for next-door-neighbor Tarantino to lift ideas from ‘Danger: Diabolik’.

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Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense
Thursday, March 10 by

The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.

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‘Robocop’ Reboot Hires Non-Cyborg Writer Josh Zetumer
Thursday, March 10 by

Like Robocop’s one-man mission to eliminate crime in Detroit, relatively unknown writer Josh Zetumer has also been given a gargantuan task: write a new version of the it’s-exactly-perfect-as-it-is film ‘Robocop’.

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Knoxville To Play Moe For Those ‘Stooges’ The Farrelly Brothers
Thursday, March 10 by

If the Farrelly’s screw this one up, angry Three Stooges fans will not be giving them a hall pass.

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J.J. Abrams Allows ‘Super 8′ Plot To Escape His Hatch Of Mysteries
Thursday, March 10 by

Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.

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Trent Reznor And ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Are Not In This Together
Thursday, March 10 by

You know what sounded cool? Trent Reznor writing the music, and acting in, the upcoming ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. You know what sucks? That’s not actually happening.

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10 Possible Surprises In Will Smith’s ‘Men In Black 3′ Script
Thursday, March 10 by

Frankly, we’re just giddy at the thought of the man who wrote “Gettin’ Jiggy wit It” transferring his writing prowess to the big screen.

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Director of ‘Killers’ And ‘The Ugly Truth’ Is Apparently Still Getting Work
Thursday, March 10 by

Luketic is an accomplished director who apparently has soft, delicate skin.

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Nickelodeon To Bring Back Ninja Turtles, Make Us Whole Again
Thursday, March 10 by

Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.

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‘Monsters Of The Midway’ Probably Isn’t About The Chicago Bears
Thursday, March 10 by

Montecito Pictures has bought a script from the writer of ‘John Tucker Must Die’, which leads me to believe that Montecito Pictures is unfamiliar with the film ‘John Tucker Must Die’.

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Charlie Sheen: Vatican Assassin Warlock Game
Thursday, March 10 by

It’s almost as addicting as the drug Charlie Sheen.

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’7 Days In Havana’ To Allow Benicio Del Toro To Be One-Seventh Of A Real Director
Thursday, March 10 by

What Benicio del Toro really wants to do is direct.

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‘Top Chef’ Needs More Cooking, Less Gimmicks
Thursday, March 10 by

The road to “Hell’s Kitchen” is paved with good intentions.

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Bill Hader Gives Details About ‘House Of Joel’ And Bumpkiss About A Secret Project
Thursday, March 10 by

Bill Hader talks about the horror-comedy ‘House Of Joel’.

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HBO’s ‘Hemingway and Gellhorn’ Cast Includes Some Actors And Metallica’s Drummer
Thursday, March 10 by

Hemingway’s ex-wives will be played by most of the actresses in Hollywood.

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Will Smith Writing ‘Men In Black 3′ Now Because Will Smith Said So
Thursday, March 10 by

There’s a certain irony to Men In Black 3′s focusing on time travel as a plot motif, considering that the production is taking foreeeeeeeever.

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week
Thursday, March 10 by

Here are your weekly recommendations for what to watch instantly on Netflix.

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Guillermo Del Toro Might Want To Take A ‘Journey To The West’ With Neil Gaiman
Thursday, March 10 by

There’s a pig spirit involved, too.

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Rihanna Says She Doesn’t Need A Bodyguard
Thursday, March 10 by

Rihanna is too young for Kevin Costner anyway.

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Rob Lowe’s Not Ditching ‘Parks’ For ‘Men’ Any Time Soon
Thursday, March 10 by

Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!